Hello, internet
The internet did not miss me as much as I missed it.
The guy from AT&T who set it up apparently found Jesus underneath my desk when he was testing the wires. He found Jesus a lot. Every couple of seconds, "CHRIST!" "JESUS!" "Jeeez-SUS!"
Apparently, rats ate the phone wires. He was impressed by the amount of rat damage. And by impressed, I mean he found Jesus.
He drilled a new hole in my wall and put in a new wire. The landlords better not mind the new hole.
Aside from the warning signs about zombies and raptors, what things did I miss? Not that I was fully gone.
The guy from AT&T who set it up apparently found Jesus underneath my desk when he was testing the wires. He found Jesus a lot. Every couple of seconds, "CHRIST!" "JESUS!" "Jeeez-SUS!"
Apparently, rats ate the phone wires. He was impressed by the amount of rat damage. And by impressed, I mean he found Jesus.
He drilled a new hole in my wall and put in a new wire. The landlords better not mind the new hole.
Aside from the warning signs about zombies and raptors, what things did I miss? Not that I was fully gone.