39 Things that Prove Jrock has Taken Over your Mind!
So, this was inspired by the piece of brilliance I found on this person's livejorunal. I printed it off and took it to my friend. We had a splendid time methodically highlighting under different colors (for different reasons) , for everything that applied to us. Needless to say, it was hilarious! My friends and I soon decided that their was a lot that didn't quite fit us, so we decided to do this little piece here. I hope to get it to 50 soon. If it scares anyone, this was all one day.
Respected Friends;
Hazuki-chan (Piyo-Piyo!)
Yuuko-senpai (Younger then me, but somehow older.)
Sachi-chan ' antikucafekko.livejournal.com/ ' (Cute as hell, and I one day wish to kidnap!! XD)
Colin (Poor....poor boy. However, he keeps coming back to the group!!)
Katie-chan (Always a good sport when it comes to my evil ways!)
Brianna (Who randomly yelled she loved porn, very loudly for everyone to hear! Hilarious!)
1. Without Jrock/Fanservice/Yaoi/Fanfiction/Livejournal there would be no purpose to life.
2. Get super pissed when youtube videos don’t have subtitles.
3. Frequently wonder why jrockers don’t have girlfriends.
4. Very happy they don’t have girlfriends. (They know what us fangirls would do to them. o >.< o)
5. Continuously wonder why Mana looks better in a dress then you do. (WHY!?!!? XD)
6. Runs around the room with Hyde and Gackt pictures, forcing people to choose which one is hotter. (Including the guys! XD)
7. Openly talk about explicit content during lunch hour. (In a teacher’s room no less!)
8. Attempting to convey to parents that jrockers are not females, nor are they gay even when they kiss. (We only wish!! XD)
9. Piyo-Piyo (Birdy sound) is the daily meet’n greet with your closest friends.
10. If iPod/iTunes/mp3 is placed on shuffle, the chance of English music playing is 1 to 20.
11. After watching Saga lick his bass, you are filled with a dying need to learn the bass.
12. English screaming metal bores you, while Kyo (Dir en grey) somehow entrances your ears.
13. Running around school/work while screaming random fanfic/PV/interview lines seems normal or fun.
14. Unstoppable urges to compare jrockers with one another! (Who is cuter, Nao or Kai? I don’t know!!!!! XD)
15. Obsessed with the idea of having a boyfriend/girlfriend/friend that looks like your favorite jrocker. (Only if you can’t get the real one. Which, one day you will. ~.^)
16. Impossible to have a ordinary conversation with friends without comparing something to a fanfic you read.
17. You have developed super-human abilities in order to protect the dirty treasures on your computer. (Plus odd as fuck passwords.)
18. Often ponder the idea of kidnapping your favorite jrocker, down to strict details and alibi!
19. You have taken this list, copied it, and methodically highlighted everything that applies to you and your friends. (Sometimes in a big group at lunch. XD How did the list know?)
20. Randomly, you will compare the vocalist, guitarist, drummer, bassist..etc. of different bands, then freak out because you can’t decided in the middle of class. Which will generally lead to many odd stares, and an invisible anime sweat drop.
21. During a friendly conversation, a friend says; ”If you could have ‘insert jrockers name’ or ‘insert jrockers name’ for one day! Who would you pick?” Instantly, the only thing that comes out your mouth is “Only one day!?!?!”.
22. Obsess over the jrocker play counts on your last.fm! Resulting in; “Why does Three Days Grace have more counts than VAMPS!?!?!”. (Or is that just meh?)
23. Plotting a Visual Kei day at your school. (Oh yesh, the 8th of June!!! Everyone join us!!!!)
24. When school starts, the teachers ask; “Did you sleep well?” and you reply with “Sleep? What is sleep? I know not of this sleep thing you speak of.”
25.The idea of spending more then the healthy amount of hours on the computer watching youtube videos with all your favorite jrockers sits with you just fine.
26. After reading #25 you just thought or said out loud; “Who needs a social life when I have jrockers!!!!”.
27. At this point, you are seriously debating making a list of all the shit you and your friends do. Mainly to prove to the rest of the jrock world that you are just as insane as them! (WOOT! Go insanity!)
28. Watch a jrock concert and wonder; “Why was I not born there!??!!”.
29. Plotting out the jrocker identity of all your future children. (Just me? XD)
30. Mercilessly making other friends of your become addicted to anime/jrock/yaoi or all of the above at once!
31. Hellbent on making the only guy in your group just as obsessed with jrockers as you! (Pretty sure yaoi is pushing it a bit to far for the poor guy. >.< Pity.)
32. Classmates look at you funny when you suddenly start singing out loud, in Japanese!
33. The possibility of having a chibi noise (Squealing and such, no words.) conversation with a friend for more than thirty seconds is not hard to imagine.
34. When typing this list, pleading for help, your friend said; “Fanfic.” ‘insert whine’-- “Love you.” ‘insert pouting noise’-- “Love you too.” ‘insert another pout’.
35. Randomly will shout about missing Bou in the middle of Art class. (Precedes to absorb the stares.)
36. Try to convince a classmate that you are being surprisingly normal today. (Why do they never believe meh?)
37. Have mild conversations on the idea of fan-service being mandatory for all bands.
38. There is an unruly amount of photos on your computer/flashdrive/iPod/cellphone. Some in which could be very questionable if someone saw them.
39. Upon having a friend reading this list she comments "I love it." --you then question "How could you have read it without laughing?"--she then replies with; "Its too sexy to laugh at."--(Insert awkward laugh and sweat drop.)
Heading into your dream as you continue to sleep
Ah, I stab my love deeply into the nape of your neck
Respected Friends;
Hazuki-chan (Piyo-Piyo!)
Yuuko-senpai (Younger then me, but somehow older.)
Sachi-chan ' antikucafekko.livejournal.com/ ' (Cute as hell, and I one day wish to kidnap!! XD)
Colin (Poor....poor boy. However, he keeps coming back to the group!!)
Katie-chan (Always a good sport when it comes to my evil ways!)
Brianna (Who randomly yelled she loved porn, very loudly for everyone to hear! Hilarious!)
1. Without Jrock/Fanservice/Yaoi/Fanfiction/Livejournal there would be no purpose to life.
2. Get super pissed when youtube videos don’t have subtitles.
3. Frequently wonder why jrockers don’t have girlfriends.
4. Very happy they don’t have girlfriends. (They know what us fangirls would do to them. o >.< o)
5. Continuously wonder why Mana looks better in a dress then you do. (WHY!?!!? XD)
6. Runs around the room with Hyde and Gackt pictures, forcing people to choose which one is hotter. (Including the guys! XD)
7. Openly talk about explicit content during lunch hour. (In a teacher’s room no less!)
8. Attempting to convey to parents that jrockers are not females, nor are they gay even when they kiss. (We only wish!! XD)
9. Piyo-Piyo (Birdy sound) is the daily meet’n greet with your closest friends.
10. If iPod/iTunes/mp3 is placed on shuffle, the chance of English music playing is 1 to 20.
11. After watching Saga lick his bass, you are filled with a dying need to learn the bass.
12. English screaming metal bores you, while Kyo (Dir en grey) somehow entrances your ears.
13. Running around school/work while screaming random fanfic/PV/interview lines seems normal or fun.
14. Unstoppable urges to compare jrockers with one another! (Who is cuter, Nao or Kai? I don’t know!!!!! XD)
15. Obsessed with the idea of having a boyfriend/girlfriend/friend that looks like your favorite jrocker. (Only if you can’t get the real one. Which, one day you will. ~.^)
16. Impossible to have a ordinary conversation with friends without comparing something to a fanfic you read.
17. You have developed super-human abilities in order to protect the dirty treasures on your computer. (Plus odd as fuck passwords.)
18. Often ponder the idea of kidnapping your favorite jrocker, down to strict details and alibi!
19. You have taken this list, copied it, and methodically highlighted everything that applies to you and your friends. (Sometimes in a big group at lunch. XD How did the list know?)
20. Randomly, you will compare the vocalist, guitarist, drummer, bassist..etc. of different bands, then freak out because you can’t decided in the middle of class. Which will generally lead to many odd stares, and an invisible anime sweat drop.
21. During a friendly conversation, a friend says; ”If you could have ‘insert jrockers name’ or ‘insert jrockers name’ for one day! Who would you pick?” Instantly, the only thing that comes out your mouth is “Only one day!?!?!”.
22. Obsess over the jrocker play counts on your last.fm! Resulting in; “Why does Three Days Grace have more counts than VAMPS!?!?!”. (Or is that just meh?)
23. Plotting a Visual Kei day at your school. (Oh yesh, the 8th of June!!! Everyone join us!!!!)
24. When school starts, the teachers ask; “Did you sleep well?” and you reply with “Sleep? What is sleep? I know not of this sleep thing you speak of.”
25.The idea of spending more then the healthy amount of hours on the computer watching youtube videos with all your favorite jrockers sits with you just fine.
26. After reading #25 you just thought or said out loud; “Who needs a social life when I have jrockers!!!!”.
27. At this point, you are seriously debating making a list of all the shit you and your friends do. Mainly to prove to the rest of the jrock world that you are just as insane as them! (WOOT! Go insanity!)
28. Watch a jrock concert and wonder; “Why was I not born there!??!!”.
29. Plotting out the jrocker identity of all your future children. (Just me? XD)
30. Mercilessly making other friends of your become addicted to anime/jrock/yaoi or all of the above at once!
31. Hellbent on making the only guy in your group just as obsessed with jrockers as you! (Pretty sure yaoi is pushing it a bit to far for the poor guy. >.< Pity.)
32. Classmates look at you funny when you suddenly start singing out loud, in Japanese!
33. The possibility of having a chibi noise (Squealing and such, no words.) conversation with a friend for more than thirty seconds is not hard to imagine.
34. When typing this list, pleading for help, your friend said; “Fanfic.” ‘insert whine’-- “Love you.” ‘insert pouting noise’-- “Love you too.” ‘insert another pout’.
35. Randomly will shout about missing Bou in the middle of Art class. (Precedes to absorb the stares.)
36. Try to convince a classmate that you are being surprisingly normal today. (Why do they never believe meh?)
37. Have mild conversations on the idea of fan-service being mandatory for all bands.
38. There is an unruly amount of photos on your computer/flashdrive/iPod/cellphone. Some in which could be very questionable if someone saw them.
39. Upon having a friend reading this list she comments "I love it." --you then question "How could you have read it without laughing?"--she then replies with; "Its too sexy to laugh at."--(Insert awkward laugh and sweat drop.)
Heading into your dream as you continue to sleep
Ah, I stab my love deeply into the nape of your neck