Jan 23, 2005 10:45
Me: You know where all the money's at?
Mom: Where's all the money at Ian?
Me: Drugs.
Mom: You're right. We need to get a police monitor.
Me: No no no, as in, make your own drug.
Mom: You mean like meth, people do it all the time, good idea.
Me: No. I mean like, invent your own drug. Somebody invented X.
Mom: Oh, so before it becomes illegal. Great idea.
(Ikey walks in)
Ikey: What?
Mom: Ian's going to invent his own drug to get rich.
Ikey: Great idea.