Knee-jerk!
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Okay this is called "FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ". You have to type the 1STthing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 things. You can't think and go back and change your answers. Copy and Paste, then delete answers to make them your own.
Let's do this:
1. Beer: Goat piss?
2. Anorexic: Kindly pass the lard.
3. Relationships: You get what you give.
4. Purple: Not nearly as cool as orange
5. Power Rangers: zomg hypernuklermegasuperindustrialsize LAME.
6. Weed: Singular means drugs, plural means my lawn.
7. Steroids: Used in conjunction with #6, my back lawn.
8. Cartoons: I still love 'em.
9. The President: The lesser of two evils? The lesser of two morons?
10. Tupperware: … for President
11. Best Vacation: Le Brea Tar Pits when I was my son's age.
12. Santa Claus: Ate mah cookies!
13. Halloween: Mah BIRFDAY! BEST HOLIDAY EVAR!
14. Bon Jovi: … still eludes my interest beyond radio music.
15. Grammar: Are gooder than yours am.
16. Facebook: Butt pamphlet? Huh?
17. Worst fear: Losing my son or, close second, driving off a bridge that isn't finished. Stop laughing. :P
18. Marriage: T'is worth everything required of it.
19. Paris Hilton: Useless.
21. Redhead: Sexy
22. Blondes: Blah-zay and overrated
23. Brunette: Sexy
24. Pass the time: Roleplaying and/or Drawing and/or Writing and/or World of Warcraft … ALL AT ONCE
25. One night stands: Who would want just one nightstand? You should have one for each side of the bed, duh.
26. Donald Trump: Is not Santa Claus. Probably.
27. Neverland: Near Sometimesland. Sometimes.
28. Pixie Sticks: My former means of sustenance, the fuel of youth.
29. Vanilla Ice Cream: My second favorite flavor!
30. High School: Best and worst time of my life. Almost.
31. Work: A necessary evil for the betterment of one's soul… and to pay bills.
32. Pajamas: Too hot for pajamas. Am I speaking of weather or my own sexiness? YOU DECIDE.
33. Wood: Gnotty pine for me, thank you.
34. Wet Sock: Oh gawd, what the fug did I just step in?
35. Alcohol: Burns quite nicely.
36. Love: … is more than what you feel.
Okay this is called "FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ". You have to type the 1STthing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 things. You can't think and go back and change your answers. Copy and Paste, then delete answers to make them your own.
Let's do this:
1. Beer: Goat piss?
2. Anorexic: Kindly pass the lard.
3. Relationships: You get what you give.
4. Purple: Not nearly as cool as orange
5. Power Rangers: zomg hypernuklermegasuperindustrialsize LAME.
6. Weed: Singular means drugs, plural means my lawn.
7. Steroids: Used in conjunction with #6, my back lawn.
8. Cartoons: I still love 'em.
9. The President: The lesser of two evils? The lesser of two morons?
10. Tupperware: … for President
11. Best Vacation: Le Brea Tar Pits when I was my son's age.
12. Santa Claus: Ate mah cookies!
13. Halloween: Mah BIRFDAY! BEST HOLIDAY EVAR!
14. Bon Jovi: … still eludes my interest beyond radio music.
15. Grammar: Are gooder than yours am.
16. Facebook: Butt pamphlet? Huh?
17. Worst fear: Losing my son or, close second, driving off a bridge that isn't finished. Stop laughing. :P
18. Marriage: T'is worth everything required of it.
19. Paris Hilton: Useless.
21. Redhead: Sexy
22. Blondes: Blah-zay and overrated
23. Brunette: Sexy
24. Pass the time: Roleplaying and/or Drawing and/or Writing and/or World of Warcraft … ALL AT ONCE
25. One night stands: Who would want just one nightstand? You should have one for each side of the bed, duh.
26. Donald Trump: Is not Santa Claus. Probably.
27. Neverland: Near Sometimesland. Sometimes.
28. Pixie Sticks: My former means of sustenance, the fuel of youth.
29. Vanilla Ice Cream: My second favorite flavor!
30. High School: Best and worst time of my life. Almost.
31. Work: A necessary evil for the betterment of one's soul… and to pay bills.
32. Pajamas: Too hot for pajamas. Am I speaking of weather or my own sexiness? YOU DECIDE.
33. Wood: Gnotty pine for me, thank you.
34. Wet Sock: Oh gawd, what the fug did I just step in?
35. Alcohol: Burns quite nicely.
36. Love: … is more than what you feel.