Bodyguard

[grimsea]

[Johnny] says:
Disowning the intertron eh?

[Randal] says:
Yea, Man. Between Chuck Norris, and those damn Light Cycle punks whizzing around at 4 in the morning.
I get woken up, can't get back to sleep.
I'm done man. I'm done with it.

[Johnny] says:
I can see why man...

[Randal] says:
Next thing you know, I'm going to have Narc, or Bad Dudes kicking down my door for no reason.

[Johnny] says:
Seriously dood. It's best you get out now... I have Snake on 24 hour sentry duty around here. It's not pretty.

[Randal] says:
Whoa. You arent fucking around.
You didn't give him one of those RPGs did you? Sometimes he just goes off man.
I wouldn't want to be around when that shit busts lose.

[Johnny] says:
Oh... He went off. And Utah used to have alot more population in the south.

[Randal] says:
Wow man.
I tried hiring a body guard a while ago...
um, but I hired Yoshi...cause he was like..the shit at the time...
fucker just ate all my food.

[Johnny] says:
That's what he -does- man. He eats.

[Randal] says:
...and shit all over.
You forgot that part.

[Johnny] says:
Eggs huh?

[Randal] says:
Little egg shits just COVERING my place.

[Johnny] says:
Did you cook them? Were they tasty?

[Randal] says:
*shifts eyes* I admit I tried to cook up one...
But that shit is nasty.
wrong wrong wrong.

[Johnny] says:
And what was the lesson learned?

[Randal] says:
Dinosaur shit does not fit into any food groups.

[Johnny] says:
Look man. I'll have Snake put a call in to the Contra dudes.
They'll lock your shit down tight

[Randal] says:
Fuck yes.
I forgot Snake was in the Mullet Militia now.
He's got all those hookups.

[Johnny] says:
Seriously. He just looked at me and said
"You ain't got no problems, J. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill Randal out and wait for Contra, who should be comin' directly."

[Randal] says:
Lmao!