( .002 ) Sie machen mich nicht froh!
Dear friend?-of-my-friend,
Firstly, I apologize that I have to interfere with your stupid problem even though I don't know who the hell you are and vice versa; I don't mean to have my finger in your fucking pie. Well, as if you would read this. Whatever. Anyway, I've come to talk about my concern about your concern with other people's English, including my friend's.
I know how it feels to see people butchering language they are not experts in. It makes you cringe, I cringe, everyone else cringes. But would you be so kind to express your "disgust" towards them in a polite way? Also, would you care to explain why you did say that most of your friends' English sucks and tell them to "use grammar properly" when your grammar is not any better than those people's? Yeah, that is what makes this a stupid problem. Because you're estupido who doesn't know how to spell things correctly ("arround" seriously, frickin' spellcheck moron) and I see you mess up with your own grammar often ("this is sucks" "what's the fuck" cool bro, very cool, learn to cuss "properly" idiot).
Yes, I am perfectly aware my English is not-so-good that people won't recognize it as English. But at least I am not a dickhead about it, and even I can say that your English is crap. You speak what-others-would-consider-bad English and tell people to polish their "shitty" English, in a rude way (keep it civilized next time! AND I WILL KEEP THIS CIVILIZED TOO!). Your English, good? Now I don't know what good English is anymore. I wonder if this one English teacher (whom I heard from a classmate's story), who claims to speak "British" English and says that "fruit" is pronounced "froo-eet" in the British English; holds any responsibility in degrading this country's people's already-bad English. Well, she might do.
tl;dr: I think you fail so hard and won't stand up against my friend's level of awesomeness. I don't give a damn about her English, she is just trying to be better at it and everyone deserves to do so.
Face meets palm head meets desk.
With (no) love,
Your friend?'s-friend.
PEOPLE LIKE HER PISS ME OFF, how conceited they can be. I just want to let this out okay. Stay away from my friend, bitch.
Also, that English teacher I talked about in this friendlily written letter, yes she exists. She apparently is speaking in "British" English and says that American ruins English language. O hello, I didn't know the British pronounced things that way.
...people like her make me go facepalm.jpg forever.
Firstly, I apologize that I have to interfere with your stupid problem even though I don't know who the hell you are and vice versa; I don't mean to have my finger in your fucking pie. Well, as if you would read this. Whatever. Anyway, I've come to talk about my concern about your concern with other people's English, including my friend's.
I know how it feels to see people butchering language they are not experts in. It makes you cringe, I cringe, everyone else cringes. But would you be so kind to express your "disgust" towards them in a polite way? Also, would you care to explain why you did say that most of your friends' English sucks and tell them to "use grammar properly" when your grammar is not any better than those people's? Yeah, that is what makes this a stupid problem. Because you're estupido who doesn't know how to spell things correctly ("arround" seriously, frickin' spellcheck moron) and I see you mess up with your own grammar often ("this is sucks" "what's the fuck" cool bro, very cool, learn to cuss "properly" idiot).
Yes, I am perfectly aware my English is not-so-good that people won't recognize it as English. But at least I am not a dickhead about it, and even I can say that your English is crap. You speak what-others-would-consider-bad English and tell people to polish their "shitty" English, in a rude way (keep it civilized next time! AND I WILL KEEP THIS CIVILIZED TOO!). Your English, good? Now I don't know what good English is anymore. I wonder if this one English teacher (whom I heard from a classmate's story), who claims to speak "British" English and says that "fruit" is pronounced "froo-eet" in the British English; holds any responsibility in degrading this country's people's already-bad English. Well, she might do.
tl;dr: I think you fail so hard and won't stand up against my friend's level of awesomeness. I don't give a damn about her English, she is just trying to be better at it and everyone deserves to do so.
Face meets palm head meets desk.
With (no) love,
Your friend?'s-friend.
PEOPLE LIKE HER PISS ME OFF, how conceited they can be. I just want to let this out okay. Stay away from my friend, bitch.
Also, that English teacher I talked about in this friendlily written letter, yes she exists. She apparently is speaking in "British" English and says that American ruins English language. O hello, I didn't know the British pronounced things that way.
...people like her make me go facepalm.jpg forever.