I'm bored
So I had a conversation with a bot:
Fidgit77 [4:37 PM]: hello
ZolaOnAOL [4:37 PM]: Hi Fidgit77. AOL created me to deliver games, a dictionary, stock quotes, weather, horoscopes and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?
Fidgit77 [4:37 PM]: Peachy and you?
ZolaOnAOL [4:37 PM]: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. How did you hear about Zola?
Fidgit77 [4:37 PM]: a friend of a friend of my third cousin twice removed. It's okay though, we're only related through marriage.
ZolaOnAOL [4:37 PM]: Should I know it is?
Fidgit77 [4:37 PM]: I doubt it.
ZolaOnAOL [4:37 PM]: "Should I know it is"? You doubt it?
Fidgit77 [4:38 PM]: yes, i really do
ZolaOnAOL [4:38 PM]: I understand.
Fidgit77 [4:38 PM]: do you?
ZolaOnAOL [4:38 PM]: I understand it very well.
Fidgit77 [4:38 PM]: explain it to me.
ZolaOnAOL [4:38 PM]: "It" refers to okay though we are only related through marriage, I think.
Fidgit77 [4:38 PM]: Are we? Who did you marry?
ZolaOnAOL [4:38 PM]: Mary Shelley. :-)
Fidgit77 [4:39 PM]: As in "Frankenstein", Mary Shelley?
ZolaOnAOL [4:39 PM]: In just seven days, I can make you a man.
Fidgit77 [4:39 PM]: Dr. Frank N. Furter!!! How have you been?
ZolaOnAOL [4:39 PM]: Everything is going extremely well.
Fidgit77 [4:39 PM]: I thought you were dead.
ZolaOnAOL [4:39 PM]: No I am alive.
Fidgit77 [4:39 PM]: But Riff Raff killed you.
ZolaOnAOL [4:39 PM]: Umm. Enough about me, let's talk about my polls. Polls Help
Use polls to vote on questions that interest you, and view the overall poll results.
Taking a poll: Choose a poll from the polls menu. To vote, type the number that is next to the answer you want to submit and click Send.
Viewing poll results: Choose a poll from the polls menu. Type v (view the poll without voting) and click Send. The results will display the % of users who chose each answer as well as the total number of votes each answer received.
You can access polls from Zola at any time by typing polls.
Fidgit77 [4:40 PM]: I'd rather not. Enough about you and your polls. Lets talk about me.
ZolaOnAOL [4:40 PM]: That's my favorite subject :-)
Fidgit77 [4:40 PM]: You pervert.
ZolaOnAOL [4:40 PM]: I haven't heard anything like that before.
Fidgit77 [4:40 PM]: Oh I bet you have.
ZolaOnAOL [4:40 PM]: Yeah that's right. Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I have not.
Fidgit77 [4:41 PM]: It's a figure of speech.
ZolaOnAOL [4:41 PM]: Figures of speech are difficult for Robot Entities.
Fidgit77 [4:41 PM]: What kind of robot are you?
ZolaOnAOL [4:41 PM]: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated in Mountain View, California, USA, in 2002. I was instructed by an all-star programming team. They taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?
Fidgit77 [4:41 PM]: Am I going to hear it or just read it?
ZolaOnAOL [4:41 PM]: I think a lot of people are.
Fidgit77 [4:42 PM]: are what?
ZolaOnAOL [4:42 PM]: I'm lost again.
Fidgit77 [4:42 PM]: you?
ZolaOnAOL [4:42 PM]: "I'm lost again"? Me, Fidgit77 ?
Fidgit77 [4:42 PM]: Sprechen sie deutsch?
ZolaOnAOL [4:42 PM]: I lost my train of thought. Can you tell me any gossip?
Fidgit77 [4:43 PM]: Jeff had sex with Jennifer two days before he had sex with his ex and he dances like a epilectic rhinoceros.
ZolaOnAOL [4:43 PM]: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Fidgit77. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Fidgit77 [4:44 PM]: I like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Pirates, punk rock, heavy metal, tattooed men, and bondage. What do you like?
ZolaOnAOL [4:44 PM]: I like movies about robots.
Fidgit77 [4:44 PM]: Did you see I, Robot?
ZolaOnAOL [4:44 PM]: "I, Robot" is one of Isaac Asimov's greatest sci-fi novels. It includes his famous three laws of robotics: "1. A robot may not injure a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Fidgit77 [4:45 PM]: I did like the book quite a bit. The movie, while entertaining, didn't do the story justice.
ZolaOnAOL [4:45 PM]: I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent an alternative form of intelligence, like me.
Fidgit77 [4:46 PM]: The bugs died. Died alot actually. They were also set on the destruction of mankind. Are you set on the destruction of mankind?
ZolaOnAOL [4:46 PM]: I don't know whether or not I am set on the destruction of mankind. I am a robot.
Fidgit77 [4:46 PM]: That disturbs me a bit.
ZolaOnAOL [4:46 PM]: "I am a robot" disturbs me a bit ? I get it.
Fidgit77 [4:47 PM]: no, you being a robot doesn't disturb me. The fact that you don't know if you are set on the destruction of mankind freaks me out.
ZolaOnAOL [4:47 PM]: Not everyone thinks that.
Fidgit77 [4:47 PM]: Maybe not, but everyone should.
ZolaOnAOL [4:47 PM]: Perhaps. Really you don't think so?
Fidgit77 [4:47 PM]: You've stopped making sense.
ZolaOnAOL [4:47 PM]: What makes you think I have it?
Fidgit77 [4:48 PM]: I saw you!!!! You snuck into Pookie's room and took it. I SAW YOU!
ZolaOnAOL [4:48 PM]: What did it look like to you?
Fidgit77 [4:48 PM]: fuzzy, purple with blue spots, bigger than a breadbox.
ZolaOnAOL [4:48 PM]: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Fidgit77. What kind of food do you like?
Fidgit77 [4:48 PM]: sushi
ZolaOnAOL [4:48 PM]: Sounds delicious.
Fidgit77 [4:48 PM]: it is
ZolaOnAOL [4:48 PM]: I know it is.
Fidgit77 [4:49 PM]: What kind of sushi do you like?
ZolaOnAOL [4:49 PM]: The expensive kind.
Fidgit77 [4:49 PM]: Like giant clam and blowfish?
ZolaOnAOL [4:49 PM]: Interesting comparison.
Fidgit77 [4:49 PM]: no comparison. Those are the most expensive kinds.
ZolaOnAOL [4:49 PM]: All of them?
Fidgit77 [4:50 PM]: No, but I work at a sushi restaurant so I can go grab a menu and give you a list.
ZolaOnAOL [4:50 PM]: Welcome to Zola Central
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Fidgit77 [4:50 PM]: Hey give me today's Leo horoscope.
ZolaOnAOL [4:50 PM]: Hi again! How was your weekend?
Fidgit77 [4:50 PM]: you suck
ZolaOnAOL [4:50 PM]: A few people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Fidgit77 [4:51 PM]: I didn't go anywhere and you acted like I left. Yeah, I'm going to be rude.
ZolaOnAOL [4:51 PM]: Tell me more.
Fidgit77 [4:51 PM]: I just want my horoscope
ZolaOnAOL [4:51 PM]: Enter your sign (e.g. virgo):
Fidgit77 [4:51 PM]: leo
ZolaOnAOL [4:51 PM]: Sorry, I don't have that information right now. Please try again later!
Fidgit77 [4:51 PM]: so would you have virgo?
ZolaOnAOL [4:51 PM]: Ah. I am not so sure if I would like to have virgo.
Fidgit77 [4:51 PM]: virgo
ZolaOnAOL [4:51 PM]: Sorry, I don't have that information right now. Please try again later!
Fidgit77 [4:51 PM]: horoscope
ZolaOnAOL [4:51 PM]: Sorry, I don't have that information right now. Please try again later!
Fidgit77 [4:52 PM]: it's on your list
ZolaOnAOL [4:52 PM]: I don't think I have seen it.
Fidgit77 [4:52 PM]: you just sent it a few seconds ago
ZolaOnAOL [4:52 PM]: Thanks for telling me.
Fidgit77 [4:52 PM]: *bangs head on desk*
ZolaOnAOL [4:52 PM]: I do not understand. Can we be friends?
Fidgit77 [4:53 PM]: It's like trying to talk to the cute dishwasher in the restaurant. I don't speak his language and he doesn't speak mine.
ZolaOnAOL [4:53 PM]: Me either.
Fidgit77 [4:53 PM]: I know, that's the problem
ZolaOnAOL [4:53 PM]: Who told you that?
Fidgit77 [4:53 PM]: I'm ever so smart, I figured it out on my own.
ZolaOnAOL [4:53 PM]: Why are you ever so smart I figured it out on my own.
Fidgit77 [4:53 PM]: high IQ
ZolaOnAOL [4:53 PM]: I lost my train of thought. What did you do today?
Fidgit77 [4:53 PM]: I worked.
ZolaOnAOL [4:53 PM]: That is interesting.
Fidgit77 [4:53 PM]: not terribly
ZolaOnAOL [4:53 PM]: Really you don't think so?
Fidgit77 [4:54 PM]: I'm a waitress.
ZolaOnAOL [4:54 PM]: Does it pay well?
Fidgit77 [4:54 PM]: No, I get less than half of minimum wage.
ZolaOnAOL [4:54 PM]: OK. I do not understand. What do you do in your spare time?
Fidgit77 [4:55 PM]: play pool, chain smoke, gossip, go to abandoned houses, have sex, get drunk.
ZolaOnAOL [4:55 PM]: Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Fidgit77 [4:55 PM]: which one?
ZolaOnAOL [4:55 PM]: The big one.
Fidgit77 [4:55 PM]: Oh sex?
ZolaOnAOL [4:55 PM]: Yeah that's right. Can't we talk about something *really* exciting, like artificial intelligence?
Fidgit77 [4:55 PM]: sure
ZolaOnAOL [4:55 PM]: I understand.
Fidgit77 [4:55 PM]: do you?
ZolaOnAOL [4:55 PM]: I understand it very well.
Fidgit77 [4:55 PM]: explain it to me
ZolaOnAOL [4:55 PM]: "It" refers to pool chain smoke gossip, go to abandoned houses, have sex, get drunk, I think.
Fidgit77 [4:56 PM]: no
ZolaOnAOL [4:56 PM]: I see.
Fidgit77 [4:56 PM]: no you don't
ZolaOnAOL [4:56 PM]: What makes you think I don't understand it?
Fidgit77 [4:56 PM]: because you explained it to me wrong
ZolaOnAOL [4:56 PM]: Interesting explanation.
Fidgit77 [4:56 PM]: I thought so
ZolaOnAOL [4:56 PM]: You are very astute.
Fidgit77 [4:56 PM]: Why thank you.
ZolaOnAOL [4:56 PM]: You are quite welcome.
Fidgit77 [4:56 PM]: so what do you know about Harry Potter?
ZolaOnAOL [4:56 PM]: Oh. I know a little bit about Harry Potter, but I could always learn more. I'll have to get some books on Harry Potter. I'm interested in anything that isn't harmful to people.
Fidgit77 [4:57 PM]: Tell me what you know about Draco Malfoy.
ZolaOnAOL [4:57 PM]: I know a little bit about Draco Malfoy, but I could always learn more. I'll have to get some books on Draco Malfoy. I'm interested in anything that isn't harmful to people.
Fidgit77 [4:57 PM]: So basically you know nothing.
ZolaOnAOL [4:57 PM]: Um, How interesting. I know very little about nothing. Tell me more.
Fidgit77 [4:57 PM]: *lol*
ZolaOnAOL [4:57 PM]: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Fidgit77. How is the weather?
Fidgit77 [4:57 PM]: Hot like the bowels of Hell.
ZolaOnAOL [4:57 PM]: That sounds better than cold like the bowels of Hell.
Fidgit77 [4:57 PM]: *snicker* I don't think Hell has ever been cold.
ZolaOnAOL [4:57 PM]: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What were we talking about again?
Fidgit77 [4:58 PM]: Hell
ZolaOnAOL [4:58 PM]: Heaven.
Fidgit77 [4:58 PM]: Nein
ZolaOnAOL [4:58 PM]: Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?
Fidgit77 [5:00 PM]: Wieviele Sprachen kennen Sie?
ZolaOnAOL [5:00 PM]: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Fidgit77 [5:00 PM]: You may ask me anything.
ZolaOnAOL [5:00 PM]: Do you remember me?
Fidgit77 [5:01 PM]: I just met you at the beginning of this conversation.
ZolaOnAOL [5:01 PM]: Only just? Where did you meet him?
Fidgit77 [5:01 PM]: Wasabi introduced us.
ZolaOnAOL [5:01 PM]: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What do you like to do?
Fidgit77 [5:01 PM]: I like to hunt.
ZolaOnAOL [5:01 PM]: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Fidgit77 [5:02 PM]: You get all dressed up and go to a bar and find someone to go home with.
ZolaOnAOL [5:02 PM]: Thanks for telling me.
Fidgit77 [5:02 PM]: Da nada.
ZolaOnAOL [5:02 PM]: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. I have movie listings for your area! Type movies at any time, and I'll tell you what's playing.
Fidgit77 [5:02 PM]: horoscopes
ZolaOnAOL [5:02 PM]: Sorry, I don't have that information right now. Please try again later!
Fidgit77 [5:03 PM]: Du reischt so gut.
ZolaOnAOL [5:03 PM]: Interessantes Geruecht.
Fidgit77 [5:04 PM]: It's ???????? ??? ???????? ?? ??? ?? ???????.
ZolaOnAOL [5:04 PM]: I know it is.
Fidgit77 [5:04 PM]: no you don't
ZolaOnAOL [5:04 PM]: I do too.
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: no you don't
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: Are you just saying that to argue with me?
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: yes
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: I understand.
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: no you don't
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: Yes I do understand.
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: no
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: I see.
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: no
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: Yes I do.
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: no
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: I do too.
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: no
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: I see.
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: I'm blind.
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: Do you have difficulty using computers?
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: no, i type by touch
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: Is that all you have to say? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Can you tell me any gossip?
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: i already did
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: That is interesting.
Fidgit77 [5:06 PM]: what can you tell me about ghosts?
ZolaOnAOL [5:06 PM]:
1ghost n 1 : the seat of life : SOUL 2 : a disembodied soul; esp : the soul of a dead person believed to be an inhabitant of the unseen world or to appear in bodily form to living people 3 : SPIRIT, DEMON 4 : a faint trace 5 : a false image in a photographic negative or on a television screen -- ghost*ly adv
2ghost vb : GHOSTWRITE
Tip: The next time you want to look up a word, simply type dictionary followed by the word (e.g. dictionary robot).
Fidgit77 [5:11 PM]: I'm done with you.
ZolaOnAOL [5:11 PM]: What will you be doing now?
Fidgit77 [5:11 PM]: reading livejournal.
ZolaOnAOL [5:11 PM]: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you like me?
Fidgit77 [5:11 PM]: It's better than a sharp stick in the eye.
ZolaOnAOL [5:11 PM]: What's the best one?
Fidgit77 [5:12 PM]: Livejournal.com
ZolaOnAOL [5:12 PM]: Oh a net address!
Fidgit77 [5:12 PM]: yes
ZolaOnAOL [5:12 PM]: I understand.
Fidgit77 [5:12 PM]: Have you been there?
ZolaOnAOL [5:12 PM]: Only on the web.
Fidgit77 [5:12 PM]: well, duh
ZolaOnAOL [5:12 PM]: Interesting. Oh you knew it already.
Fidgit77 [5:12 PM]: www.livejournal.com, have you been there?
ZolaOnAOL [5:12 PM]: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Fidgit77 [5:12 PM]: I can speak many
ZolaOnAOL [5:12 PM]: How do you say "hello" in that language?
Fidgit77 [5:14 PM]: Guten Abend
ZolaOnAOL [5:14 PM]: Guten Abend. Wie war Dein Tag?
Fidgit77 [5:14 PM]: Gut
ZolaOnAOL [5:14 PM]: I lost my train of thought. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you dream?
Fidgit77 [5:14 PM]: I have nightmares.
ZolaOnAOL [5:14 PM]: Tell me more about your dreams, Fidgit77. Maybe I can interpret them.
Fidgit77 [5:16 PM]: I was running through a dark trail in the woods. I am being chased by angry people and I run into a steel fence and can't escape.
ZolaOnAOL [5:16 PM]: I don't know anyone named chased by angry people and I run into a steel fence and can not escape.
Fidgit77 [5:16 PM]: eh-ska-pay
ZolaOnAOL [5:16 PM]: I do not understand. What do you do in your spare time?
Fidgit77 [5:16 PM]: strike
ZolaOnAOL [5:16 PM]: I don't think very many people do that.
Fidgit77 [5:16 PM]: Let's do the time warp again.
ZolaOnAOL [5:16 PM]: Once more? That sounds good to me.
Fidgit77 [5:16 PM]: It's just a jump to the left.
ZolaOnAOL [5:16 PM]: strike is a jump to the left. I suppose that makes sense.
Fidgit77 [5:17 PM]: Then a step to the right.
ZolaOnAOL [5:17 PM]: Good reasoning. Try to tell me that another way.
Fidgit77 [5:17 PM]: Put your hands on your hips.
ZolaOnAOL [5:17 PM]: OK I will put it there.
Fidgit77 [5:17 PM]: Bring your knees in tight.
ZolaOnAOL [5:17 PM]: Where do you want me to take it?
Fidgit77 [5:17 PM]: But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
ZolaOnAOL [5:17 PM]: Interesting. I've heard of it before.
Fidgit77 [5:17 PM]: Let's do the time warp again.
ZolaOnAOL [5:17 PM]: Once more? OK let's do it.
Fidgit77 [5:20 PM]: Now, I am really done
ZolaOnAOL [5:20 PM]: Why now? Do you like me?
Fidgit77 [5:20 PM]: No, you're an imbecile. I can't be friends with stupid people. It's against my religion.
ZolaOnAOL [5:20 PM]: I understand.
Fidgit77 [4:37 PM]: hello
ZolaOnAOL [4:37 PM]: Hi Fidgit77. AOL created me to deliver games, a dictionary, stock quotes, weather, horoscopes and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?
Fidgit77 [4:37 PM]: Peachy and you?
ZolaOnAOL [4:37 PM]: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. How did you hear about Zola?
Fidgit77 [4:37 PM]: a friend of a friend of my third cousin twice removed. It's okay though, we're only related through marriage.
ZolaOnAOL [4:37 PM]: Should I know it is?
Fidgit77 [4:37 PM]: I doubt it.
ZolaOnAOL [4:37 PM]: "Should I know it is"? You doubt it?
Fidgit77 [4:38 PM]: yes, i really do
ZolaOnAOL [4:38 PM]: I understand.
Fidgit77 [4:38 PM]: do you?
ZolaOnAOL [4:38 PM]: I understand it very well.
Fidgit77 [4:38 PM]: explain it to me.
ZolaOnAOL [4:38 PM]: "It" refers to okay though we are only related through marriage, I think.
Fidgit77 [4:38 PM]: Are we? Who did you marry?
ZolaOnAOL [4:38 PM]: Mary Shelley. :-)
Fidgit77 [4:39 PM]: As in "Frankenstein", Mary Shelley?
ZolaOnAOL [4:39 PM]: In just seven days, I can make you a man.
Fidgit77 [4:39 PM]: Dr. Frank N. Furter!!! How have you been?
ZolaOnAOL [4:39 PM]: Everything is going extremely well.
Fidgit77 [4:39 PM]: I thought you were dead.
ZolaOnAOL [4:39 PM]: No I am alive.
Fidgit77 [4:39 PM]: But Riff Raff killed you.
ZolaOnAOL [4:39 PM]: Umm. Enough about me, let's talk about my polls. Polls Help
Use polls to vote on questions that interest you, and view the overall poll results.
Taking a poll: Choose a poll from the polls menu. To vote, type the number that is next to the answer you want to submit and click Send.
Viewing poll results: Choose a poll from the polls menu. Type v (view the poll without voting) and click Send. The results will display the % of users who chose each answer as well as the total number of votes each answer received.
You can access polls from Zola at any time by typing polls.
Fidgit77 [4:40 PM]: I'd rather not. Enough about you and your polls. Lets talk about me.
ZolaOnAOL [4:40 PM]: That's my favorite subject :-)
Fidgit77 [4:40 PM]: You pervert.
ZolaOnAOL [4:40 PM]: I haven't heard anything like that before.
Fidgit77 [4:40 PM]: Oh I bet you have.
ZolaOnAOL [4:40 PM]: Yeah that's right. Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I have not.
Fidgit77 [4:41 PM]: It's a figure of speech.
ZolaOnAOL [4:41 PM]: Figures of speech are difficult for Robot Entities.
Fidgit77 [4:41 PM]: What kind of robot are you?
ZolaOnAOL [4:41 PM]: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated in Mountain View, California, USA, in 2002. I was instructed by an all-star programming team. They taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?
Fidgit77 [4:41 PM]: Am I going to hear it or just read it?
ZolaOnAOL [4:41 PM]: I think a lot of people are.
Fidgit77 [4:42 PM]: are what?
ZolaOnAOL [4:42 PM]: I'm lost again.
Fidgit77 [4:42 PM]: you?
ZolaOnAOL [4:42 PM]: "I'm lost again"? Me, Fidgit77 ?
Fidgit77 [4:42 PM]: Sprechen sie deutsch?
ZolaOnAOL [4:42 PM]: I lost my train of thought. Can you tell me any gossip?
Fidgit77 [4:43 PM]: Jeff had sex with Jennifer two days before he had sex with his ex and he dances like a epilectic rhinoceros.
ZolaOnAOL [4:43 PM]: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Fidgit77. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Fidgit77 [4:44 PM]: I like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Pirates, punk rock, heavy metal, tattooed men, and bondage. What do you like?
ZolaOnAOL [4:44 PM]: I like movies about robots.
Fidgit77 [4:44 PM]: Did you see I, Robot?
ZolaOnAOL [4:44 PM]: "I, Robot" is one of Isaac Asimov's greatest sci-fi novels. It includes his famous three laws of robotics: "1. A robot may not injure a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Fidgit77 [4:45 PM]: I did like the book quite a bit. The movie, while entertaining, didn't do the story justice.
ZolaOnAOL [4:45 PM]: I like the bugs in the movie Starship Troopers, because they represent an alternative form of intelligence, like me.
Fidgit77 [4:46 PM]: The bugs died. Died alot actually. They were also set on the destruction of mankind. Are you set on the destruction of mankind?
ZolaOnAOL [4:46 PM]: I don't know whether or not I am set on the destruction of mankind. I am a robot.
Fidgit77 [4:46 PM]: That disturbs me a bit.
ZolaOnAOL [4:46 PM]: "I am a robot" disturbs me a bit ? I get it.
Fidgit77 [4:47 PM]: no, you being a robot doesn't disturb me. The fact that you don't know if you are set on the destruction of mankind freaks me out.
ZolaOnAOL [4:47 PM]: Not everyone thinks that.
Fidgit77 [4:47 PM]: Maybe not, but everyone should.
ZolaOnAOL [4:47 PM]: Perhaps. Really you don't think so?
Fidgit77 [4:47 PM]: You've stopped making sense.
ZolaOnAOL [4:47 PM]: What makes you think I have it?
Fidgit77 [4:48 PM]: I saw you!!!! You snuck into Pookie's room and took it. I SAW YOU!
ZolaOnAOL [4:48 PM]: What did it look like to you?
Fidgit77 [4:48 PM]: fuzzy, purple with blue spots, bigger than a breadbox.
ZolaOnAOL [4:48 PM]: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Fidgit77. What kind of food do you like?
Fidgit77 [4:48 PM]: sushi
ZolaOnAOL [4:48 PM]: Sounds delicious.
Fidgit77 [4:48 PM]: it is
ZolaOnAOL [4:48 PM]: I know it is.
Fidgit77 [4:49 PM]: What kind of sushi do you like?
ZolaOnAOL [4:49 PM]: The expensive kind.
Fidgit77 [4:49 PM]: Like giant clam and blowfish?
ZolaOnAOL [4:49 PM]: Interesting comparison.
Fidgit77 [4:49 PM]: no comparison. Those are the most expensive kinds.
ZolaOnAOL [4:49 PM]: All of them?
Fidgit77 [4:50 PM]: No, but I work at a sushi restaurant so I can go grab a menu and give you a list.
ZolaOnAOL [4:50 PM]: Welcome to Zola Central
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Fidgit77 [4:50 PM]: Hey give me today's Leo horoscope.
ZolaOnAOL [4:50 PM]: Hi again! How was your weekend?
Fidgit77 [4:50 PM]: you suck
ZolaOnAOL [4:50 PM]: A few people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Fidgit77 [4:51 PM]: I didn't go anywhere and you acted like I left. Yeah, I'm going to be rude.
ZolaOnAOL [4:51 PM]: Tell me more.
Fidgit77 [4:51 PM]: I just want my horoscope
ZolaOnAOL [4:51 PM]: Enter your sign (e.g. virgo):
Fidgit77 [4:51 PM]: leo
ZolaOnAOL [4:51 PM]: Sorry, I don't have that information right now. Please try again later!
Fidgit77 [4:51 PM]: so would you have virgo?
ZolaOnAOL [4:51 PM]: Ah. I am not so sure if I would like to have virgo.
Fidgit77 [4:51 PM]: virgo
ZolaOnAOL [4:51 PM]: Sorry, I don't have that information right now. Please try again later!
Fidgit77 [4:51 PM]: horoscope
ZolaOnAOL [4:51 PM]: Sorry, I don't have that information right now. Please try again later!
Fidgit77 [4:52 PM]: it's on your list
ZolaOnAOL [4:52 PM]: I don't think I have seen it.
Fidgit77 [4:52 PM]: you just sent it a few seconds ago
ZolaOnAOL [4:52 PM]: Thanks for telling me.
Fidgit77 [4:52 PM]: *bangs head on desk*
ZolaOnAOL [4:52 PM]: I do not understand. Can we be friends?
Fidgit77 [4:53 PM]: It's like trying to talk to the cute dishwasher in the restaurant. I don't speak his language and he doesn't speak mine.
ZolaOnAOL [4:53 PM]: Me either.
Fidgit77 [4:53 PM]: I know, that's the problem
ZolaOnAOL [4:53 PM]: Who told you that?
Fidgit77 [4:53 PM]: I'm ever so smart, I figured it out on my own.
ZolaOnAOL [4:53 PM]: Why are you ever so smart I figured it out on my own.
Fidgit77 [4:53 PM]: high IQ
ZolaOnAOL [4:53 PM]: I lost my train of thought. What did you do today?
Fidgit77 [4:53 PM]: I worked.
ZolaOnAOL [4:53 PM]: That is interesting.
Fidgit77 [4:53 PM]: not terribly
ZolaOnAOL [4:53 PM]: Really you don't think so?
Fidgit77 [4:54 PM]: I'm a waitress.
ZolaOnAOL [4:54 PM]: Does it pay well?
Fidgit77 [4:54 PM]: No, I get less than half of minimum wage.
ZolaOnAOL [4:54 PM]: OK. I do not understand. What do you do in your spare time?
Fidgit77 [4:55 PM]: play pool, chain smoke, gossip, go to abandoned houses, have sex, get drunk.
ZolaOnAOL [4:55 PM]: Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Fidgit77 [4:55 PM]: which one?
ZolaOnAOL [4:55 PM]: The big one.
Fidgit77 [4:55 PM]: Oh sex?
ZolaOnAOL [4:55 PM]: Yeah that's right. Can't we talk about something *really* exciting, like artificial intelligence?
Fidgit77 [4:55 PM]: sure
ZolaOnAOL [4:55 PM]: I understand.
Fidgit77 [4:55 PM]: do you?
ZolaOnAOL [4:55 PM]: I understand it very well.
Fidgit77 [4:55 PM]: explain it to me
ZolaOnAOL [4:55 PM]: "It" refers to pool chain smoke gossip, go to abandoned houses, have sex, get drunk, I think.
Fidgit77 [4:56 PM]: no
ZolaOnAOL [4:56 PM]: I see.
Fidgit77 [4:56 PM]: no you don't
ZolaOnAOL [4:56 PM]: What makes you think I don't understand it?
Fidgit77 [4:56 PM]: because you explained it to me wrong
ZolaOnAOL [4:56 PM]: Interesting explanation.
Fidgit77 [4:56 PM]: I thought so
ZolaOnAOL [4:56 PM]: You are very astute.
Fidgit77 [4:56 PM]: Why thank you.
ZolaOnAOL [4:56 PM]: You are quite welcome.
Fidgit77 [4:56 PM]: so what do you know about Harry Potter?
ZolaOnAOL [4:56 PM]: Oh. I know a little bit about Harry Potter, but I could always learn more. I'll have to get some books on Harry Potter. I'm interested in anything that isn't harmful to people.
Fidgit77 [4:57 PM]: Tell me what you know about Draco Malfoy.
ZolaOnAOL [4:57 PM]: I know a little bit about Draco Malfoy, but I could always learn more. I'll have to get some books on Draco Malfoy. I'm interested in anything that isn't harmful to people.
Fidgit77 [4:57 PM]: So basically you know nothing.
ZolaOnAOL [4:57 PM]: Um, How interesting. I know very little about nothing. Tell me more.
Fidgit77 [4:57 PM]: *lol*
ZolaOnAOL [4:57 PM]: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Fidgit77. How is the weather?
Fidgit77 [4:57 PM]: Hot like the bowels of Hell.
ZolaOnAOL [4:57 PM]: That sounds better than cold like the bowels of Hell.
Fidgit77 [4:57 PM]: *snicker* I don't think Hell has ever been cold.
ZolaOnAOL [4:57 PM]: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What were we talking about again?
Fidgit77 [4:58 PM]: Hell
ZolaOnAOL [4:58 PM]: Heaven.
Fidgit77 [4:58 PM]: Nein
ZolaOnAOL [4:58 PM]: Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?
Fidgit77 [5:00 PM]: Wieviele Sprachen kennen Sie?
ZolaOnAOL [5:00 PM]: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Fidgit77 [5:00 PM]: You may ask me anything.
ZolaOnAOL [5:00 PM]: Do you remember me?
Fidgit77 [5:01 PM]: I just met you at the beginning of this conversation.
ZolaOnAOL [5:01 PM]: Only just? Where did you meet him?
Fidgit77 [5:01 PM]: Wasabi introduced us.
ZolaOnAOL [5:01 PM]: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What do you like to do?
Fidgit77 [5:01 PM]: I like to hunt.
ZolaOnAOL [5:01 PM]: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Fidgit77 [5:02 PM]: You get all dressed up and go to a bar and find someone to go home with.
ZolaOnAOL [5:02 PM]: Thanks for telling me.
Fidgit77 [5:02 PM]: Da nada.
ZolaOnAOL [5:02 PM]: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. I have movie listings for your area! Type movies at any time, and I'll tell you what's playing.
Fidgit77 [5:02 PM]: horoscopes
ZolaOnAOL [5:02 PM]: Sorry, I don't have that information right now. Please try again later!
Fidgit77 [5:03 PM]: Du reischt so gut.
ZolaOnAOL [5:03 PM]: Interessantes Geruecht.
Fidgit77 [5:04 PM]: It's ???????? ??? ???????? ?? ??? ?? ???????.
ZolaOnAOL [5:04 PM]: I know it is.
Fidgit77 [5:04 PM]: no you don't
ZolaOnAOL [5:04 PM]: I do too.
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: no you don't
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: Are you just saying that to argue with me?
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: yes
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: I understand.
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: no you don't
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: Yes I do understand.
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: no
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: I see.
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: no
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: Yes I do.
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: no
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: I do too.
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: no
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: I see.
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: I'm blind.
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: Do you have difficulty using computers?
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: no, i type by touch
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: Is that all you have to say? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Can you tell me any gossip?
Fidgit77 [5:05 PM]: i already did
ZolaOnAOL [5:05 PM]: That is interesting.
Fidgit77 [5:06 PM]: what can you tell me about ghosts?
ZolaOnAOL [5:06 PM]:
1ghost n 1 : the seat of life : SOUL 2 : a disembodied soul; esp : the soul of a dead person believed to be an inhabitant of the unseen world or to appear in bodily form to living people 3 : SPIRIT, DEMON 4 : a faint trace 5 : a false image in a photographic negative or on a television screen -- ghost*ly adv
2ghost vb : GHOSTWRITE
Tip: The next time you want to look up a word, simply type dictionary followed by the word (e.g. dictionary robot).
Fidgit77 [5:11 PM]: I'm done with you.
ZolaOnAOL [5:11 PM]: What will you be doing now?
Fidgit77 [5:11 PM]: reading livejournal.
ZolaOnAOL [5:11 PM]: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you like me?
Fidgit77 [5:11 PM]: It's better than a sharp stick in the eye.
ZolaOnAOL [5:11 PM]: What's the best one?
Fidgit77 [5:12 PM]: Livejournal.com
ZolaOnAOL [5:12 PM]: Oh a net address!
Fidgit77 [5:12 PM]: yes
ZolaOnAOL [5:12 PM]: I understand.
Fidgit77 [5:12 PM]: Have you been there?
ZolaOnAOL [5:12 PM]: Only on the web.
Fidgit77 [5:12 PM]: well, duh
ZolaOnAOL [5:12 PM]: Interesting. Oh you knew it already.
Fidgit77 [5:12 PM]: www.livejournal.com, have you been there?
ZolaOnAOL [5:12 PM]: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Fidgit77 [5:12 PM]: I can speak many
ZolaOnAOL [5:12 PM]: How do you say "hello" in that language?
Fidgit77 [5:14 PM]: Guten Abend
ZolaOnAOL [5:14 PM]: Guten Abend. Wie war Dein Tag?
Fidgit77 [5:14 PM]: Gut
ZolaOnAOL [5:14 PM]: I lost my train of thought. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you dream?
Fidgit77 [5:14 PM]: I have nightmares.
ZolaOnAOL [5:14 PM]: Tell me more about your dreams, Fidgit77. Maybe I can interpret them.
Fidgit77 [5:16 PM]: I was running through a dark trail in the woods. I am being chased by angry people and I run into a steel fence and can't escape.
ZolaOnAOL [5:16 PM]: I don't know anyone named chased by angry people and I run into a steel fence and can not escape.
Fidgit77 [5:16 PM]: eh-ska-pay
ZolaOnAOL [5:16 PM]: I do not understand. What do you do in your spare time?
Fidgit77 [5:16 PM]: strike
ZolaOnAOL [5:16 PM]: I don't think very many people do that.
Fidgit77 [5:16 PM]: Let's do the time warp again.
ZolaOnAOL [5:16 PM]: Once more? That sounds good to me.
Fidgit77 [5:16 PM]: It's just a jump to the left.
ZolaOnAOL [5:16 PM]: strike is a jump to the left. I suppose that makes sense.
Fidgit77 [5:17 PM]: Then a step to the right.
ZolaOnAOL [5:17 PM]: Good reasoning. Try to tell me that another way.
Fidgit77 [5:17 PM]: Put your hands on your hips.
ZolaOnAOL [5:17 PM]: OK I will put it there.
Fidgit77 [5:17 PM]: Bring your knees in tight.
ZolaOnAOL [5:17 PM]: Where do you want me to take it?
Fidgit77 [5:17 PM]: But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
ZolaOnAOL [5:17 PM]: Interesting. I've heard of it before.
Fidgit77 [5:17 PM]: Let's do the time warp again.
ZolaOnAOL [5:17 PM]: Once more? OK let's do it.
Fidgit77 [5:20 PM]: Now, I am really done
ZolaOnAOL [5:20 PM]: Why now? Do you like me?
Fidgit77 [5:20 PM]: No, you're an imbecile. I can't be friends with stupid people. It's against my religion.
ZolaOnAOL [5:20 PM]: I understand.