Four knitted scarves

[grimmdark]

916 Bilko Boulevard, Accidental Phonecall. Unfiltered. Open to housemates

*the phone picks up mid-conversation, as if it's been knocked off the hook by clumsy teenagers Rose's voice comes from not too far.*

I still cannot believe we are doing this. Enjoyable as it might be, I must admit I still have some reservations about it.

Rose, I assure

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[Ring ring ring]

[cantwhinnyemall]

Must you two broadcast your depraved interactions to the general public.

[Says the guy who's been eavesdropping with a steadily increasing level of combined mortification and intrigue.]

[Phone]

[chastesaw]

...come again?

phone;

[grimmdark]

I have no time to spare explaining things to you.

Kindly remove yourself now.

[cantwhinnyemall]

Was that an order.

[Given what Kanaya said about domineering earlier... Oh goodness. She is a fortunate lady indeed.]

[grimmdark]

[Oh for Gog's sake.]

Do you want me to issue it as an order? I am even willing to oblige in your oddness if that means you won't make this something that most certainly isn't.

[cantwhinnyemall]

Are you implying that what you were engaging in previously was unrelated to interspecies amorous frolickings.

[grimmdark]

Equius Zahhark, nothing of the like has transpired between Kanaya and me.

[God she feels like fainting.]