Happy Birthday!!
Happy Birthday Wifey!
So how does it feel getting older?
Don't worry, I'll be old too in a month.
I attempted to write you a semi amusing story for your B-day, but as you will soon see, I failed. Just got in a few short jokes (Lily would love this!! XP).
Anyway, hope you've had a great day and an even greater time being 19!!!
“This sucks.”
“Well…If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.”
“Ha. Ha. You’re hilarious.”
“Don’t I know it.”
“Why are we here again?”
“Because you told your teacher that the Rice Bubbles made you do it. Talking cereal tends to lead to a therapist Hayden.”
“One, she’s a school councilor, not a therapist. Two, I never said the cereal was talking. Like when it went all snap, crackle and pop didn’t mean I interpreted it as it telling me I had to run amuck in chemistry class. I meant that I put too much sugar on my rice bubbles and went a little hyper and therefore could not control the flailing of limbs that I became. So I ask again, why are we here?”
“They’re afraid you’re going to lose all your self esteem if someone mocks your height again.”
“What?! Where did you pull that from?”
“I just thought of a great joke and was just warning you beforehand.”
He rolled his eyes.”Out with it then.”
“A bit short on cash, aye?”
“Huh?”
“You know, for the next time you try and borrow money off me.”
“Ah. See I’d just go with something like; ‘you’re so short, you can walk under a pregnant ant’.”
“Or, ‘you’re so short you can walk under the belly of a snake, while wearing a top hat’.”
“Yeah, but we both know I’d never do that, I hate hat hair.”
She peered at his hair. “Yeah, ‘cause you’d so be able to tell.”
“What was that? I can’t hear you from all the way down here!”
“Oh, shut up before I step on you, you midget.”
“The term is vertically challenged.”
“Oh, is that what all your other leprechaun sized friends prefer?”
“No, they prefer fun sized.”
The door to the office opens. “Mr Thomas? You can come in now; it will only take a little while.”
Taylor smirks.
Yeah, not too funny, but it's the thought that counts right?