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Hello.
Hi.
'Lo.
Boo.
Yo, world.
Hello all.
I feel happy, soooo.... Free hugs for sale!
If your name starts with a J and ends with an R, you've a middle name you detest sharing, a fetish for muffins, and you're a horny bastard, then I want to talk to you.
If your name starts with an R and ends with an N, you've a canine (and arcane, if I do say so myself) sense of humour, and you like to engage in weird rodent plastics, then Dorydove wants to talk to you. And I wouldn't mind a game of chess, neither.
If your name starts with a P and ends with a W, then you might want to seek psychiatric help.
If you're anyone else, you should buy a hug!!
Hi.
'Lo.
Boo.
Yo, world.
Hello all.
I feel happy, soooo.... Free hugs for sale!
If your name starts with a J and ends with an R, you've a middle name you detest sharing, a fetish for muffins, and you're a horny bastard, then I want to talk to you.
If your name starts with an R and ends with an N, you've a canine (and arcane, if I do say so myself) sense of humour, and you like to engage in weird rodent plastics, then Dorydove wants to talk to you. And I wouldn't mind a game of chess, neither.
If your name starts with a P and ends with a W, then you might want to seek psychiatric help.
If you're anyone else, you should buy a hug!!