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[grimdarklight]

Greetings, my fellow students. I would apologize for the recent absence of journal entries on my part but I don't presume anyone actually ever wants to hear any of my garrulous ramblings, and it seems likely that my notorious loquacity of late in your comments more than makes up for the lack of posts

Comments

[alohac]

i am pretty sure
on a scale of 0 to ridiculous
that your mom is coming in square in the ridiculous category

[grimdarklight]

Not quite unlike your bro, then.
Though on a different sort of level, I suppose. It's not exactly comparable.

oontz oontz rose dat icon

[alohac]

they are like polar opposites
chill and smooth badass motherfucker
versus crazy cake lady eldritch princess

pfff y'like dis cleavage or what

[grimdarklight]

A "Chill and smooth badass motherfucker" with a fetish for the derrieres of marionettes and bringing the pain to his defenseless little brother. The cool is subjective.
However, on my mother's part, you forgot "alcoholic".

oh hell yes

[alohac]

well thats part of the irony
cant tell where the man ends and the puppet business machine begins
okay well you add that in there and were set

Let me remind you there is no incestuous slurry here, Dave.

[grimdarklight]

Set for what, Dave?
Surely your brother would not bring the puppet mindfuck of any sort on a crazy cake lady with a feigned affection for tentacled princesses.

However if necessary, I volunteer to introduce them.

sob

[alohac]

i have absolutely no idea
guess we are set for the parent apocalypse
or i guess bro apocalypse if were getting specific here

What delicious salty tears.

[grimdarklight]

I sincerely doubt my mother would be defeated by his vaguely perturbing fetish. However, I am interested in orchestrating an apocalypse.

[alohac]

puppets versus cakes
lets do this

okay lalonde
we are going to bring about the apocalypse
its up to us so you better be ready for some damn hard work and all that shit

[grimdarklight]

I think it would more likely be puppets versus martinis, unless you wish to introduce John's parental figure into the mix - but if we bring the alchoholic puppet butt-pain I suppose we will be in for a marvelous world ending whether or not piped cream is added.

Let's not underestimate our abilities. I relish the thought of a new challenge, Dave. You know me.

[alohac]

puppets martinis and cakes
i sure as hell am excited about this one lalonde

fine
my bro can trash your mom
hands down

[grimdarklight]

I take your bet and raise it your dignity. I'll be interested in seeing how it turns out.

[alohac]

yeah yeah
we will see whos the winner here