Jess the Dog
Has reached the equivalent of 100 human years today. Don't ask me how John did the math, because I really hate math.
I just heard John say "Are you dead?"
It's a frequent question. Death checks on the dogs happen several times a day. She's got severe hip dysplasia, but we're treating her pain. She also has esophageal paralysis, which is common in labs (she's a Lab-Pointer mix). Since she's black, it's hard to tell if she's breathing.
One day, she's actually going to be dead and that's awful.
Hell, for all I know she's a Zombie. I told John if she ever starts sniffing my head for spicy brains, it's going down.
Happy... 100th birthday, Jess. Mathmatically speaking.
I just heard John say "Are you dead?"
It's a frequent question. Death checks on the dogs happen several times a day. She's got severe hip dysplasia, but we're treating her pain. She also has esophageal paralysis, which is common in labs (she's a Lab-Pointer mix). Since she's black, it's hard to tell if she's breathing.
One day, she's actually going to be dead and that's awful.
Hell, for all I know she's a Zombie. I told John if she ever starts sniffing my head for spicy brains, it's going down.
Happy... 100th birthday, Jess. Mathmatically speaking.