I think it's time I return...
Hey yo, I'm back! I didn't die, I'm still here! And I finally have enough shit I wanna speak on where its time to do the damn thang and post. First we do the boring catch up crap and whats going on with myself... then we get to the real mustard, the fun stuff! HAHA GET IT, KETCHUP AND MUSTARD HHAHA YEEAAAH!!!! HAHAHA WHAT ABOUT PICKLE AND BURGER!!! Anyways onto it:
Okay wow it's been like a month, huh? Obviously the last three weekends before this weekend weren't cool enough to inspire a post, so they lose! Uh, the week after the Super Bowl, me and Chuggin went to some party, and I got drunk or something... dammit it was so long ago I cant remember and I think nobody cares. And the 2 weekends after that SUCKED cuz everybody is all lazy bitches and whatever, not doin nothin. Haha I mean I didnt exactly have a specific place to go to, but if I would have had others with the same partying spirit we coulda done somethin... oh well.
And what else interesting... oh yeah I watched the Futballin soccer team throught the playoffs. Haha I dont care for soccer, but unlike a nerd who wouldnt go watch a sport they didnt like, I still went and held it down with random comments. I still dont get why they dont just pick up the ball with their hands and throw it in the goal. And some of the team knows Lil Grimace so its all cool. Of course they ended up winning cuz uh, they got the checkered ball into the other net a bunch of times. And they won some pimp shirts, they say UCF INTRAMURAL CHAMPIONS. Good for them, they obviously deserved it.
Um, wait I still have more boring things I wanna babble about. I dropped my stupid Physics 2 class, which was hard as hell and I was unmotivated as hell since I knew I didn't need to take it anymore after my major switch. I'm just going to take easy ass College Physics (its like college algebra but for science, its that easy) over the summer. And this semester just plain sucks cuz like I said at the start, it's worthless due to only 1 of these three classes actually mattering major-wise, the other two being boring and/or just a random elective. Ah well it only gets better, I keep my head up. :)
Hm any more crap... dammit I know there's something else before the good shit... oh yeah! This past Tuesday, I'm sittin around chillin and all of a sudden Da Chuggin Glutton calls me up, hes like hey wanna go to a Magic game. Uh yeah, free tickets? Haha OKAYYY!!! So I drive over to the TD Waterhouse Arena, and its the Orlando Magic hosting the Portland Trailblazers. I haven't kept up on basketball since Charles Barkley was playing for the Suns, but I still like to watch it. It was a good time, I got to see STUFF the weird green mascot dude, and FAT GUY ran around the arena to pump the crowd up. HAHA FAT GUY!!!!! Nothin more entertaining than watchin a crazy fat guy runnin around, lemme tell ya. And Chuggin got a Moe's Knows The Magic shirt, good work Chuggin. By the way, Moe's is this new southwest grill joint, everybody loves it now, and yall know I really dont care for that kinda food, so whatever... but I'll still be cool with Moe's. WELCOME TO MOE'S! Anyways, back to the game... the game itself was pretty entertaining as well. The Magic kept it close all game and tied it up to go into overtime, but then they eventually had to blow it in OT and the Blazers won. Haha not like the Magic win a lot of games anyways. Haha popcorn.
Okay onto the good shit... This Friday and Saturday were boring chill out days, because on Sunday I went to ISLANDS OF ADVENTURE!!! Lol, believe it or not, it's the first time i went to that place, even tho I've lived in Orlando for almost 3 years. I went with Kevin, who is in a cast I forgot to mention, but Im sure everybody knows by now anyways cuz he's bitched about it ever since he got it. Haha it's all good, just a couple more weeks... I'll be just as happy so I don't have to hear any complaining or excuses of why he cant go nowhere. And also with us was his Melborne friend Joe, his girlfriend, and another cool dude. Stupid Kevin was in a damn wheelchair and I had to push his fat 300 pound ass around most of the day, but more on that later.
So yeah now I must go into detail about the entire day, it was very cool and exciting and I'll prolly forget stuff real soon like I always do. Okay so first off was the Marvel Superhero island. We first went to the Hulk ride, that was insane, arguably the best ride there. Then we rode some X-Men thing that was really just those spinning teacups in disguise. We also went to the Dr. Doom ride which was crazy, I threw my gum on the roof of a building since we were high up. Then we went to the Spiderman ride, which was exciting! I was glad to help get news for The Daily Bugle in our News Tankmobile thing, and since it was 3D, Spiderman and all the bad guys kept gettin in our faces, and I'm tryin to swat them away and shit.
Next island was the Cartoon island, which was brief, we pretty much just walked through it. The Dudley Do Right ride was closed, and I forgot about what the deal was with the Popeye ride, so whatever, onto the next island... Jurassic Park! We all went on the Jurassic Park river tour ride, and we sat in the front row. A damn dinosaur knocked us off course and we narrowly escaped certain death. That one spitting dinosaur spit on me, and the T-Rex almost ate us. Anyways at the end of the ride I got soaked, it sucked haha. We then lunched at the Pizza Predattoria nearby, yay dino pizza! And then I think we went over to the next island, The Lost Continent.
At the Lost Continent we went to the Dueling Dragons ride first. And the worst part was when I had to push fatass Kevin all uphill and thru the twisting turns of the line in his wheelchair. And since the line was short, there was no resting, I had to go all the way through. While nerd Kevin is pointing and amusing himself with the surroundings and whatever, here I am workin up a sweat and breathin hard and all. Haha it's all good, I got a rare much needed workout. We went on the Ice Dragon, and then we went on the Fire Dragon... I will have to vote that the Fire dragon wins. Then we made it just in time to the Sindbad show. At first I thought it was Sinbad the funny dude but it was some aladdin guy instead which was just as cool. I enjoyed the play thing, Sindbad beat up the monsters, defeated the evil witch, and he got the princess. And the princess was hot too, haha. After this, we pretended to go to the Poseidon ride but I guess we ended up not going which was fine with me. Now it was off to the last, but certainly not least, island!
If you didnt know, the island is the Dr. Suess island! Haha yeaaah! Our first stop was at MOOSE JUICE GOOSE JUICE. I got me some fresh moose juice, which was orange, and we chilled there for a minute. Man I loved that place so much. If I ever go back I will have to try the goose juice, which is green. Haha I wish I worked there. That would be so awesome to tell people, think about it... "Hey so where do you work?"... "Oh I work over at Moose Juice Goose Juice" HAHA YEAAAH. Plus they wear cool Dr Suess clothes and junk. After the great drinks we went to the Cat In The Hat ride. Haha that ride is just like if you're trippin on acid. The goldfish was bein all weird, and Thing 1 and Thing 2 were just bein crazy fuckers, messin everything up. Haha I wanna get the blue crazy Thing hair next time I go. I would wear it at all times! After our acid trip, I wanted to go to One Fish, Red Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish, but the rest of the group denied me, I think because the ride was for 5 year olds. I think Dr. Suess was my personal favorite island. Which such places as the Hop on Pop Ice Cream Shop, the Circus McGurkus Cafe Stoo-pendus, the Snookers & Snookers Sweet Candy Cookers, and the Green Eggs and Ham Cafe (not to mention Moose Juice Goose Juice), how could you not love that place?
Haha so we still had some time to kill, we went on the Hulk, Dr Doom, and Spiderman rides again. Then it was dinnertime, and we left the inside of the park, and I finally got my way by choosing for everybody to go have dinner at NBA City. Again, I'm not a giant fan of basketball, but this place was great shit. We watched cool old and new basketball stuff, I got a backcourt burger or whatever its called, and it was gigantic but tasty. And then I browed the store, which is about all I could do, since the shit is ridiculously high priced. They make custom jerseys there, and if I was rich, I would get me a purple lakers jersey, and I'd get the name LIL GRIMACE on it, and it would be #0, or #00, it sounds like a number Grimace would wear. Haha I would wear that shit everyday, and I'd be yellin at people lookin at me, sayin LIL GRIMACE YEAH!!! Haha... oh and also at NBA City they had a bunch of cool games, but it was late, the group left, and besides I spent so much cash I didnt have any to play the games. Ah well, maybe next time.
After dinner, that was about it, we walked back and drove home. I would have to say it was a great experience, as I really dont get to go to theme parks that often, cuz they expensive. I'm not going to be able to do anything now that involves spending a lot of money for the next couple of months now, haha :( but it was well worth it. Haha good work Kevin, you and your buds came thru again. You get an e-prop. And this entry is quite long (as mine usually are since I never do normal updating to keep things short), so I'll try to wrap it up.
I wanna talk about music like I always do real quick, but I'll keep it extremely short since I want to finish writing already. That Lil Scrappy & Trillville double EP album is out, its straight crunk shit, go pick it up. I was listenin to Cee-lo's new album, it's classic Cee-lo Green at it's finest, it should be out soon, at least go check it. And I know I got about 3 more months til the album drops, but with the few singles I've already heard, this album should be fuckin ridiculous, I cant wait.... oh and of course I am talking about BONE CRUSHER!!!!!!! RUN RUN RUN, CAKE BOY RUN!!!
All right that is enough... I could rant on for about my frustrations of still being jobless after all this time, or just exactly how fuckin gay my roommates are as usual, but seriously who wants to read that?!? Not me, mayne. I wouldn't be that cruel to yall. Besides I usually bother tellin yall about it anyways outside of the journal. So I will leave you with a quote, from Lil Jon when he was in the booth on Rap City... haha he aint a rapper he was just sayin crazy shit, like:
"WHEN I GOTTA BOO BOO AND I FART, YOU'RE QUICK TO BACK DOWN, CUZ IT STANK SO DAMN BAD...... It stank... When I fart, it stank, and you'll be, QUICK TO SIT DOWN!!!!"
Okay wow it's been like a month, huh? Obviously the last three weekends before this weekend weren't cool enough to inspire a post, so they lose! Uh, the week after the Super Bowl, me and Chuggin went to some party, and I got drunk or something... dammit it was so long ago I cant remember and I think nobody cares. And the 2 weekends after that SUCKED cuz everybody is all lazy bitches and whatever, not doin nothin. Haha I mean I didnt exactly have a specific place to go to, but if I would have had others with the same partying spirit we coulda done somethin... oh well.
And what else interesting... oh yeah I watched the Futballin soccer team throught the playoffs. Haha I dont care for soccer, but unlike a nerd who wouldnt go watch a sport they didnt like, I still went and held it down with random comments. I still dont get why they dont just pick up the ball with their hands and throw it in the goal. And some of the team knows Lil Grimace so its all cool. Of course they ended up winning cuz uh, they got the checkered ball into the other net a bunch of times. And they won some pimp shirts, they say UCF INTRAMURAL CHAMPIONS. Good for them, they obviously deserved it.
Um, wait I still have more boring things I wanna babble about. I dropped my stupid Physics 2 class, which was hard as hell and I was unmotivated as hell since I knew I didn't need to take it anymore after my major switch. I'm just going to take easy ass College Physics (its like college algebra but for science, its that easy) over the summer. And this semester just plain sucks cuz like I said at the start, it's worthless due to only 1 of these three classes actually mattering major-wise, the other two being boring and/or just a random elective. Ah well it only gets better, I keep my head up. :)
Hm any more crap... dammit I know there's something else before the good shit... oh yeah! This past Tuesday, I'm sittin around chillin and all of a sudden Da Chuggin Glutton calls me up, hes like hey wanna go to a Magic game. Uh yeah, free tickets? Haha OKAYYY!!! So I drive over to the TD Waterhouse Arena, and its the Orlando Magic hosting the Portland Trailblazers. I haven't kept up on basketball since Charles Barkley was playing for the Suns, but I still like to watch it. It was a good time, I got to see STUFF the weird green mascot dude, and FAT GUY ran around the arena to pump the crowd up. HAHA FAT GUY!!!!! Nothin more entertaining than watchin a crazy fat guy runnin around, lemme tell ya. And Chuggin got a Moe's Knows The Magic shirt, good work Chuggin. By the way, Moe's is this new southwest grill joint, everybody loves it now, and yall know I really dont care for that kinda food, so whatever... but I'll still be cool with Moe's. WELCOME TO MOE'S! Anyways, back to the game... the game itself was pretty entertaining as well. The Magic kept it close all game and tied it up to go into overtime, but then they eventually had to blow it in OT and the Blazers won. Haha not like the Magic win a lot of games anyways. Haha popcorn.
Okay onto the good shit... This Friday and Saturday were boring chill out days, because on Sunday I went to ISLANDS OF ADVENTURE!!! Lol, believe it or not, it's the first time i went to that place, even tho I've lived in Orlando for almost 3 years. I went with Kevin, who is in a cast I forgot to mention, but Im sure everybody knows by now anyways cuz he's bitched about it ever since he got it. Haha it's all good, just a couple more weeks... I'll be just as happy so I don't have to hear any complaining or excuses of why he cant go nowhere. And also with us was his Melborne friend Joe, his girlfriend, and another cool dude. Stupid Kevin was in a damn wheelchair and I had to push his fat 300 pound ass around most of the day, but more on that later.
So yeah now I must go into detail about the entire day, it was very cool and exciting and I'll prolly forget stuff real soon like I always do. Okay so first off was the Marvel Superhero island. We first went to the Hulk ride, that was insane, arguably the best ride there. Then we rode some X-Men thing that was really just those spinning teacups in disguise. We also went to the Dr. Doom ride which was crazy, I threw my gum on the roof of a building since we were high up. Then we went to the Spiderman ride, which was exciting! I was glad to help get news for The Daily Bugle in our News Tankmobile thing, and since it was 3D, Spiderman and all the bad guys kept gettin in our faces, and I'm tryin to swat them away and shit.
Next island was the Cartoon island, which was brief, we pretty much just walked through it. The Dudley Do Right ride was closed, and I forgot about what the deal was with the Popeye ride, so whatever, onto the next island... Jurassic Park! We all went on the Jurassic Park river tour ride, and we sat in the front row. A damn dinosaur knocked us off course and we narrowly escaped certain death. That one spitting dinosaur spit on me, and the T-Rex almost ate us. Anyways at the end of the ride I got soaked, it sucked haha. We then lunched at the Pizza Predattoria nearby, yay dino pizza! And then I think we went over to the next island, The Lost Continent.
At the Lost Continent we went to the Dueling Dragons ride first. And the worst part was when I had to push fatass Kevin all uphill and thru the twisting turns of the line in his wheelchair. And since the line was short, there was no resting, I had to go all the way through. While nerd Kevin is pointing and amusing himself with the surroundings and whatever, here I am workin up a sweat and breathin hard and all. Haha it's all good, I got a rare much needed workout. We went on the Ice Dragon, and then we went on the Fire Dragon... I will have to vote that the Fire dragon wins. Then we made it just in time to the Sindbad show. At first I thought it was Sinbad the funny dude but it was some aladdin guy instead which was just as cool. I enjoyed the play thing, Sindbad beat up the monsters, defeated the evil witch, and he got the princess. And the princess was hot too, haha. After this, we pretended to go to the Poseidon ride but I guess we ended up not going which was fine with me. Now it was off to the last, but certainly not least, island!
If you didnt know, the island is the Dr. Suess island! Haha yeaaah! Our first stop was at MOOSE JUICE GOOSE JUICE. I got me some fresh moose juice, which was orange, and we chilled there for a minute. Man I loved that place so much. If I ever go back I will have to try the goose juice, which is green. Haha I wish I worked there. That would be so awesome to tell people, think about it... "Hey so where do you work?"... "Oh I work over at Moose Juice Goose Juice" HAHA YEAAAH. Plus they wear cool Dr Suess clothes and junk. After the great drinks we went to the Cat In The Hat ride. Haha that ride is just like if you're trippin on acid. The goldfish was bein all weird, and Thing 1 and Thing 2 were just bein crazy fuckers, messin everything up. Haha I wanna get the blue crazy Thing hair next time I go. I would wear it at all times! After our acid trip, I wanted to go to One Fish, Red Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish, but the rest of the group denied me, I think because the ride was for 5 year olds. I think Dr. Suess was my personal favorite island. Which such places as the Hop on Pop Ice Cream Shop, the Circus McGurkus Cafe Stoo-pendus, the Snookers & Snookers Sweet Candy Cookers, and the Green Eggs and Ham Cafe (not to mention Moose Juice Goose Juice), how could you not love that place?
Haha so we still had some time to kill, we went on the Hulk, Dr Doom, and Spiderman rides again. Then it was dinnertime, and we left the inside of the park, and I finally got my way by choosing for everybody to go have dinner at NBA City. Again, I'm not a giant fan of basketball, but this place was great shit. We watched cool old and new basketball stuff, I got a backcourt burger or whatever its called, and it was gigantic but tasty. And then I browed the store, which is about all I could do, since the shit is ridiculously high priced. They make custom jerseys there, and if I was rich, I would get me a purple lakers jersey, and I'd get the name LIL GRIMACE on it, and it would be #0, or #00, it sounds like a number Grimace would wear. Haha I would wear that shit everyday, and I'd be yellin at people lookin at me, sayin LIL GRIMACE YEAH!!! Haha... oh and also at NBA City they had a bunch of cool games, but it was late, the group left, and besides I spent so much cash I didnt have any to play the games. Ah well, maybe next time.
After dinner, that was about it, we walked back and drove home. I would have to say it was a great experience, as I really dont get to go to theme parks that often, cuz they expensive. I'm not going to be able to do anything now that involves spending a lot of money for the next couple of months now, haha :( but it was well worth it. Haha good work Kevin, you and your buds came thru again. You get an e-prop. And this entry is quite long (as mine usually are since I never do normal updating to keep things short), so I'll try to wrap it up.
I wanna talk about music like I always do real quick, but I'll keep it extremely short since I want to finish writing already. That Lil Scrappy & Trillville double EP album is out, its straight crunk shit, go pick it up. I was listenin to Cee-lo's new album, it's classic Cee-lo Green at it's finest, it should be out soon, at least go check it. And I know I got about 3 more months til the album drops, but with the few singles I've already heard, this album should be fuckin ridiculous, I cant wait.... oh and of course I am talking about BONE CRUSHER!!!!!!! RUN RUN RUN, CAKE BOY RUN!!!
All right that is enough... I could rant on for about my frustrations of still being jobless after all this time, or just exactly how fuckin gay my roommates are as usual, but seriously who wants to read that?!? Not me, mayne. I wouldn't be that cruel to yall. Besides I usually bother tellin yall about it anyways outside of the journal. So I will leave you with a quote, from Lil Jon when he was in the booth on Rap City... haha he aint a rapper he was just sayin crazy shit, like:
"WHEN I GOTTA BOO BOO AND I FART, YOU'RE QUICK TO BACK DOWN, CUZ IT STANK SO DAMN BAD...... It stank... When I fart, it stank, and you'll be, QUICK TO SIT DOWN!!!!"