Holy shit, I'm updating... and I think it's a long one... perhaps the longest entry in LJ history...
Yeah I decided to write something, dont ask me why. I dont know why I just dont let my journal die, but right before it's all but forgotten, I come back wit another post. You know you love it. Pepperoni! Haha i dont know what but it's funny cuz pepperoni looks like salami and not peppers, maybe they should call it salamioni... uh what the fuck, sorry, anyways...
So since it's been like 12 years since my last post, not including the sexy volleyball girls post (the post itself wasnt sexy, just the girls). What's the deal? Well, simply put... I got nothin to say about my boring shit. I mean I been goin to my 3 FUCKING SHITTY classes and my other 1 cool class. But now it's finals, I finished my cool class on thursday, which was called African-American Experiences. And yes I was the only white kid in the class... big deal. I was still loved by the class, people called me brother and shit, just like at home. I guess it is true what they say, that Game Peeps Game. Uh anyways, oh yeah so I finished the class by turning in a ten page research project on The Five Percent Nation and how it was influential in the origination of the hip-hop culture. Yeah it took me like 8 hours to write, I was up all night, but so yeah now I'm an expert on the shit. If you got a question about it, I will drop the supreme mathematics on ya. Droppin science like bombs. Word is bond. By the way, now that Ruler Zig-Zag-Zig Allah has enlightened me, a former 85'er, I have renamed myself Master Cee Devine God, please refer to me as this from now on. (Note: I know I said my name was Justice Allah Supreme Nation a couple days ago, but that just didnt make much sense).
All right, so now as far as the 3 FUCKING SHITTY classes go, well... I dont even like talkin about them. But I will... So today I took my FUCKING SHITTY physics final, and wow, out of 8 problems, I think I knew how to do one-third of 1 problem and that was about it. I just guessed and shit on the other 7 2/3 problems. :-\ Maybe I will suprise myself or there will be an awesome curve, but I seriously cant deserve over a 50%, but that whole class was just ridiculous this entire semester. I thought I had bad classes, but PHY2049 is the type of class where you need to be taught this shit correct, and our teacher was a fuckin idiot. Seriously, I've seen unorganized teachers or lazy teachers that seem "stupid", but this was a fuckin stupid teacher. It was either that or he didn't have enough english vocabulary (he is german) to fully express what he was trying to say? I dont know, I dont care, I will just be praying for a C in the class (that's sad I am praying for a C which I'm not optimistic on getting) and if I get that C, I'll take back anything I said about the guy and just leave it at that.
Okay two other classes left now. On Wednesday, I got FUCKING SHITTY computer "organization" class. And I put the quotations around that word because ironically it's the most unorganized class I've ever seen. It's so bad, even the faculty knows it, because they're revamping the enitre course after this semester. Lucky timing on my part. :-/ So yeah I've done nothing good in this class as far as grades go. I will try and I'm goin to try to even see the teacher guy (who is almost as unorganized as the class is) although I'm not exactly sure what I will say but I'll think of somethin. I dont think the teacher himself is a stupidass (like the german dude) but the class is so bad he just does what he can. The material is such bullshit, I have no clue how to even describe the class to you, and that's fuckin sad. But it's not just me, even my computer nerd friend who had to take the class last semester and is much smarter than me when it comes to this (cuz he's a nerd, duh). So whatever to that punk class, I'm just... hoping for a C... dammit!
My calculus class I cannot say is as fucking shitty as the other two classes, and the teacher is a cool fat guy, the problem here is that calculus is just hard as fuck. And I know the reason my average in that class is low because I should have done my damn homework (shit's too time consuming but it makes everything so much easier), but unlike those other two classes where my grades go lower and lower, in this class they're going the positive way. So Friday is the final, and I think I'll be all right as long as I do respectable on the final, which is actually possible since I know the material unlike FUCKING SHITTY physics or FUCKING SHITTY comp. org. Of course because I fucked around at the beginning and shit, I could be looking at... yet another C. Here is a word o advice to all people taking math classes: DO YER DAMN HOMEWORK. But that's kinda obvious, I guess.
God, I ate shit this semester. And that's an understatement. Seriously I just want to end it all.... no not like that, dumbass. I mean change my major or something. Cuz this is just stupid as fuck. Now I have to stack my Spring Semester full of easy freshman-type shit where I can get all As, but I will be progressing towards a degree at a sloth's pace now, it's horrible. Everybody jokes UCF = U Can't Finish, but for me it's so true. I will graduate in 6 years IF I AM LUCKY. I'm definitely takin summer classes, and many of them... like 3 or 4.
Oh yeah and last week was Thanksgiving, aka Turkey Day, aka Dolphins Embarrass Cowboys While Everybody Watches Day. I saw the family and other people back in the hometown, it was all gravy train. Nothin much to say, it went off as any usual gathering. My retarded cousin acts stupid, I am forced to kick his ass, everybody gets mad for some reason at my other idiot deatbeat cousin who will never graduate high school, Grandma freaks out at something nobody knows about, one of the younger cousins get pissed off and "run away", and my Great Great Uncle Max (he's my Grandma's uncle) just sits there and eats cuz he is 90 years old an cant really do much else. Family gatherings! Always tons of fun!!!!
Okay done talkin about that shit, now onto other things... you read in my last post UCF VOLLEYBALL TEAM ARE 2003 A-SUN DIVISION CHAMPS!!! Well thursday was the first round of the NCAA tourney, and they played University of Cincinnati, and since we all had class and shit we couldnt make the drive to Gainesville. Well they dropped the first two games, and things weren't lookin good, but the ladies never give up cuz they're the shit, and they take the next to games and then DOMINATE in the 5th and final game to WIN!!!! Fuck yeah! So immediately afterwards, me and Kevin are sayin we're definitely goin to watch them play in Gainesville against #3 ranked tam in the nation, University of Florida. And obviously we do.
So yesterday we make the trip, we being Me, Kevin, and Chuggin. And so since I hung out with good old Justin from high school when he was visitin UCF a few weeks back, I decided to return the favor and gave him a call. So before the game he gave us a quick tour of UF, or at least the UF student union. We talked shit about my roommates (which is always fun) and other random idiots we both know who go to UF or UCF, and then we watched our ladies play, yay! We ended up losin in straight sets, but this was because all the UF bitches were scary as hell. They weren't human, or at least they weren't female. Their blockers were 8 feet tall, and their hitters looked as thick as football players. And this isnt thick in a good way, like when I usually call a female thick. In fact a better term for these people are they were as swoll as football players. Okay thats better. But yeah, I think Alberta, their female gator mascot, looked better than these "girls". Anyways, after the game before our team ran off, they waved to us and said thanks for coming and shit, yeah it was great. They know who their real fans are, which were, not counting family members, like 15 people. Me, Kevin, Chuggin, The Rowdy Knights, and The Applesauce Guys. All other UCF students suck. But hey at least we will all get with the team one day, so that is good.... haha. Yeah anyways one last shout out to the UCF VOLLEYBALL TEAM, they were in the second round of the ncaa tournament, only 32 teams get that far. That's good as fuck. And remember, UF fans, it doesnt matter if we lose to you, because OUR TEAM IS HOTTER!!! HA HA! I am only saddened now because the season is over and we have to wait til next year to watch them play in their cute lil outfits (shorts). Maybe I'll run into one of them next semester or something and actually talk to them, and it's not impossible since everybody else runs into them. Whatever.
Okay so after the game, Justin showed us towards the Swamp, UF's famous football field. Nobody but a few joggers and shit were in there, and well we decided to all run onto the football field, whether we were allowed to or not. Kevin and Chuggin has some unknown hatred for UF, so they stomped and elbow dropped the big F on the 50 yard line and the gator. Hey I have no clue what it was about, but at least they had fun, so it was all good. Then we stopped off at Justin's place for a minute, saw his room, meet his roommate who I always kill in fantasy football, and pet his cool ass dog Max who I always heard about. That dog is the shit. And then we went to one of Justin's places he likes to always talk about like it's heaven, this sub place Hogans. The meatball sub kicked ass, and then afterwards we dropped Justin off and we went back to Orlando. All in all it was a fun, productive night. I am glad. Although I wanted to do something tonight but it's already 11pm and I am pissed cuz I can't find nobody. We'll see...
Oh so now for my usual music talk. BIG OOMP RECORDS 4 LIFE!!! OOMP CAMP WILL RUN 2004, HOLLA!!! IF you dunno what I speak of, well you just suck. The Oomp Camp is the best underground record label ever. Shout out to Baby D, Dru, Intoxicated, Loko, "the Southern Style DJs: DJ Jelly, DJ Montay, MC Assault, and dat new nigga DJ Unk", and everybody else, including the person who runs the label, mister BIG OOMP himself. Hm, what else... oh yeah, I got the bootlegged version of "Christmas Crunk" aka "Crunk and Disorderly", and haha it's such a fuckin classic. Ying Yang Twins sayin "What Santa said? I aint wishin Merry Christmas to a crack head!" and David Banner sayin he robs and steals to get gifts for the children, Bone Crusher sayin "Guess Who's Comin to Town?" and Killer Mike speakin on "The Christmas Grind"... yeah it's so great hahaha. This is not to mention the non-holiday songs by Trina, Youngbloodz, Pastor Troy and DSGB, Lil Flip, and Lil Jon, among others. These songs were equally as tight.
Also, I'm ready for this supergroup that is comin out eventually (not anytime soon). They're called NEW MONEY, and it consists of Sean Paul (of the Youngbloodz of course, not that Jamacian dude), Pastor Troy, and Bubba Sparxxx. I just found their first single, and it is off the chain! Cant wait for more new shit. Oh also, I just found out about some place in orlando called Magic Mall or somethin, i think it's sounding like the Swap Shop, but cooler. I was told they sell all of the mixtapes and oomp camp albums and other shit i would never find in a Best Buy, so I will have to check it out. Then again, I have absolutely no money so I have no clue why I'm acting like I'm going to buy anything. But being broke is just a temporary thing... come the beginning of summertime I will have worked enough to have a little bit of spendin money. First thing's first, I need to START working... DAMMIT!!!! >:O
Well you know what, I just figured something out about this post. This is just like real life, I just kept on talking and talking and talking and talking, and I think everybody stopped paying attention after the third paragraph but I decided to keep on talking (and talking). Oh well. If you did actually make it this far, then I seriously commend you! Come see me and tell me "I read your entire entry" and I will give you 5 dollars! Wait no, I'm broke remember... so instead, I will give you 5 cents! Dammit, I forgot how fun these posting entry things were. I just looked back at a post from July and hahaha I am the man... CLICK HERE to see the entry again and have a good laugh. Anyways, this was waaayyy more than enough for one post. But it was much deserved after not getting to read about my cool ass for like 2 months. And knowing me, I wont post for a while again anyways. Peace out my weeblizations, keep it percolatin FURSHIGADAHL.
So since it's been like 12 years since my last post, not including the sexy volleyball girls post (the post itself wasnt sexy, just the girls). What's the deal? Well, simply put... I got nothin to say about my boring shit. I mean I been goin to my 3 FUCKING SHITTY classes and my other 1 cool class. But now it's finals, I finished my cool class on thursday, which was called African-American Experiences. And yes I was the only white kid in the class... big deal. I was still loved by the class, people called me brother and shit, just like at home. I guess it is true what they say, that Game Peeps Game. Uh anyways, oh yeah so I finished the class by turning in a ten page research project on The Five Percent Nation and how it was influential in the origination of the hip-hop culture. Yeah it took me like 8 hours to write, I was up all night, but so yeah now I'm an expert on the shit. If you got a question about it, I will drop the supreme mathematics on ya. Droppin science like bombs. Word is bond. By the way, now that Ruler Zig-Zag-Zig Allah has enlightened me, a former 85'er, I have renamed myself Master Cee Devine God, please refer to me as this from now on. (Note: I know I said my name was Justice Allah Supreme Nation a couple days ago, but that just didnt make much sense).
All right, so now as far as the 3 FUCKING SHITTY classes go, well... I dont even like talkin about them. But I will... So today I took my FUCKING SHITTY physics final, and wow, out of 8 problems, I think I knew how to do one-third of 1 problem and that was about it. I just guessed and shit on the other 7 2/3 problems. :-\ Maybe I will suprise myself or there will be an awesome curve, but I seriously cant deserve over a 50%, but that whole class was just ridiculous this entire semester. I thought I had bad classes, but PHY2049 is the type of class where you need to be taught this shit correct, and our teacher was a fuckin idiot. Seriously, I've seen unorganized teachers or lazy teachers that seem "stupid", but this was a fuckin stupid teacher. It was either that or he didn't have enough english vocabulary (he is german) to fully express what he was trying to say? I dont know, I dont care, I will just be praying for a C in the class (that's sad I am praying for a C which I'm not optimistic on getting) and if I get that C, I'll take back anything I said about the guy and just leave it at that.
Okay two other classes left now. On Wednesday, I got FUCKING SHITTY computer "organization" class. And I put the quotations around that word because ironically it's the most unorganized class I've ever seen. It's so bad, even the faculty knows it, because they're revamping the enitre course after this semester. Lucky timing on my part. :-/ So yeah I've done nothing good in this class as far as grades go. I will try and I'm goin to try to even see the teacher guy (who is almost as unorganized as the class is) although I'm not exactly sure what I will say but I'll think of somethin. I dont think the teacher himself is a stupidass (like the german dude) but the class is so bad he just does what he can. The material is such bullshit, I have no clue how to even describe the class to you, and that's fuckin sad. But it's not just me, even my computer nerd friend who had to take the class last semester and is much smarter than me when it comes to this (cuz he's a nerd, duh). So whatever to that punk class, I'm just... hoping for a C... dammit!
My calculus class I cannot say is as fucking shitty as the other two classes, and the teacher is a cool fat guy, the problem here is that calculus is just hard as fuck. And I know the reason my average in that class is low because I should have done my damn homework (shit's too time consuming but it makes everything so much easier), but unlike those other two classes where my grades go lower and lower, in this class they're going the positive way. So Friday is the final, and I think I'll be all right as long as I do respectable on the final, which is actually possible since I know the material unlike FUCKING SHITTY physics or FUCKING SHITTY comp. org. Of course because I fucked around at the beginning and shit, I could be looking at... yet another C. Here is a word o advice to all people taking math classes: DO YER DAMN HOMEWORK. But that's kinda obvious, I guess.
God, I ate shit this semester. And that's an understatement. Seriously I just want to end it all.... no not like that, dumbass. I mean change my major or something. Cuz this is just stupid as fuck. Now I have to stack my Spring Semester full of easy freshman-type shit where I can get all As, but I will be progressing towards a degree at a sloth's pace now, it's horrible. Everybody jokes UCF = U Can't Finish, but for me it's so true. I will graduate in 6 years IF I AM LUCKY. I'm definitely takin summer classes, and many of them... like 3 or 4.
Oh yeah and last week was Thanksgiving, aka Turkey Day, aka Dolphins Embarrass Cowboys While Everybody Watches Day. I saw the family and other people back in the hometown, it was all gravy train. Nothin much to say, it went off as any usual gathering. My retarded cousin acts stupid, I am forced to kick his ass, everybody gets mad for some reason at my other idiot deatbeat cousin who will never graduate high school, Grandma freaks out at something nobody knows about, one of the younger cousins get pissed off and "run away", and my Great Great Uncle Max (he's my Grandma's uncle) just sits there and eats cuz he is 90 years old an cant really do much else. Family gatherings! Always tons of fun!!!!
Okay done talkin about that shit, now onto other things... you read in my last post UCF VOLLEYBALL TEAM ARE 2003 A-SUN DIVISION CHAMPS!!! Well thursday was the first round of the NCAA tourney, and they played University of Cincinnati, and since we all had class and shit we couldnt make the drive to Gainesville. Well they dropped the first two games, and things weren't lookin good, but the ladies never give up cuz they're the shit, and they take the next to games and then DOMINATE in the 5th and final game to WIN!!!! Fuck yeah! So immediately afterwards, me and Kevin are sayin we're definitely goin to watch them play in Gainesville against #3 ranked tam in the nation, University of Florida. And obviously we do.
So yesterday we make the trip, we being Me, Kevin, and Chuggin. And so since I hung out with good old Justin from high school when he was visitin UCF a few weeks back, I decided to return the favor and gave him a call. So before the game he gave us a quick tour of UF, or at least the UF student union. We talked shit about my roommates (which is always fun) and other random idiots we both know who go to UF or UCF, and then we watched our ladies play, yay! We ended up losin in straight sets, but this was because all the UF bitches were scary as hell. They weren't human, or at least they weren't female. Their blockers were 8 feet tall, and their hitters looked as thick as football players. And this isnt thick in a good way, like when I usually call a female thick. In fact a better term for these people are they were as swoll as football players. Okay thats better. But yeah, I think Alberta, their female gator mascot, looked better than these "girls". Anyways, after the game before our team ran off, they waved to us and said thanks for coming and shit, yeah it was great. They know who their real fans are, which were, not counting family members, like 15 people. Me, Kevin, Chuggin, The Rowdy Knights, and The Applesauce Guys. All other UCF students suck. But hey at least we will all get with the team one day, so that is good.... haha. Yeah anyways one last shout out to the UCF VOLLEYBALL TEAM, they were in the second round of the ncaa tournament, only 32 teams get that far. That's good as fuck. And remember, UF fans, it doesnt matter if we lose to you, because OUR TEAM IS HOTTER!!! HA HA! I am only saddened now because the season is over and we have to wait til next year to watch them play in their cute lil outfits (shorts). Maybe I'll run into one of them next semester or something and actually talk to them, and it's not impossible since everybody else runs into them. Whatever.
Okay so after the game, Justin showed us towards the Swamp, UF's famous football field. Nobody but a few joggers and shit were in there, and well we decided to all run onto the football field, whether we were allowed to or not. Kevin and Chuggin has some unknown hatred for UF, so they stomped and elbow dropped the big F on the 50 yard line and the gator. Hey I have no clue what it was about, but at least they had fun, so it was all good. Then we stopped off at Justin's place for a minute, saw his room, meet his roommate who I always kill in fantasy football, and pet his cool ass dog Max who I always heard about. That dog is the shit. And then we went to one of Justin's places he likes to always talk about like it's heaven, this sub place Hogans. The meatball sub kicked ass, and then afterwards we dropped Justin off and we went back to Orlando. All in all it was a fun, productive night. I am glad. Although I wanted to do something tonight but it's already 11pm and I am pissed cuz I can't find nobody. We'll see...
Oh so now for my usual music talk. BIG OOMP RECORDS 4 LIFE!!! OOMP CAMP WILL RUN 2004, HOLLA!!! IF you dunno what I speak of, well you just suck. The Oomp Camp is the best underground record label ever. Shout out to Baby D, Dru, Intoxicated, Loko, "the Southern Style DJs: DJ Jelly, DJ Montay, MC Assault, and dat new nigga DJ Unk", and everybody else, including the person who runs the label, mister BIG OOMP himself. Hm, what else... oh yeah, I got the bootlegged version of "Christmas Crunk" aka "Crunk and Disorderly", and haha it's such a fuckin classic. Ying Yang Twins sayin "What Santa said? I aint wishin Merry Christmas to a crack head!" and David Banner sayin he robs and steals to get gifts for the children, Bone Crusher sayin "Guess Who's Comin to Town?" and Killer Mike speakin on "The Christmas Grind"... yeah it's so great hahaha. This is not to mention the non-holiday songs by Trina, Youngbloodz, Pastor Troy and DSGB, Lil Flip, and Lil Jon, among others. These songs were equally as tight.
Also, I'm ready for this supergroup that is comin out eventually (not anytime soon). They're called NEW MONEY, and it consists of Sean Paul (of the Youngbloodz of course, not that Jamacian dude), Pastor Troy, and Bubba Sparxxx. I just found their first single, and it is off the chain! Cant wait for more new shit. Oh also, I just found out about some place in orlando called Magic Mall or somethin, i think it's sounding like the Swap Shop, but cooler. I was told they sell all of the mixtapes and oomp camp albums and other shit i would never find in a Best Buy, so I will have to check it out. Then again, I have absolutely no money so I have no clue why I'm acting like I'm going to buy anything. But being broke is just a temporary thing... come the beginning of summertime I will have worked enough to have a little bit of spendin money. First thing's first, I need to START working... DAMMIT!!!! >:O
Well you know what, I just figured something out about this post. This is just like real life, I just kept on talking and talking and talking and talking, and I think everybody stopped paying attention after the third paragraph but I decided to keep on talking (and talking). Oh well. If you did actually make it this far, then I seriously commend you! Come see me and tell me "I read your entire entry" and I will give you 5 dollars! Wait no, I'm broke remember... so instead, I will give you 5 cents! Dammit, I forgot how fun these posting entry things were. I just looked back at a post from July and hahaha I am the man... CLICK HERE to see the entry again and have a good laugh. Anyways, this was waaayyy more than enough for one post. But it was much deserved after not getting to read about my cool ass for like 2 months. And knowing me, I wont post for a while again anyways. Peace out my weeblizations, keep it percolatin FURSHIGADAHL.