Mustard, yall
Aight well Imma do a quick summary or somethin... I dont feel like comin correct today, I'll just write some shit:
The Fins-Jags game was great, I had a great time and the Fins won. It was a great experience, spendin a night on the town in J-ville. We all went to Hooters and some chicks with... hooters... were flirtin with me, haha which was fun. Good times. Marlins still goin strong, as of today they just got to win Game 6 or 7, and they win it all. I'm stickin to my Marlins over Yankees in six games prediction i made as soon as they beat the Red Sox. Oh and as for the Fins, it's not a big deal if they lost 2 at home and it's not even November. I mean this probably hasnt happened since the 60s or something... it's nothing I can remember happening in a billion years. But change is good, because I keep saying, if we want to switch it up, then the Fins will win away in December, something they usually cant do. I wouldn't count the Fins out of anything yet.
All right, now onto a new recent topic of obsession. The Tuesday before last, I was extremely bored and I found out that the UCF volleyball team was playin FSU at the arena that night. So I got Kevin and The Chuggin' Glutton to go with me. This was the first time for all of us to even watch any type of volleyball match in it's entirety, and half the time I had no idea how the points was being scored, or how many points we needed to win. But whatever, even though UCF lost (because the FSU girls are damn wookies) we all had a kick ass time and we decided that we'll go to every game for the rest of the season. So we went to Saturday and Sunday's games, which the girls swept both of the other scrub colleges. Oh yeah and Saturday after the game, me and The Chuggin' Glutton (homo Kevin went home... what else is new) went to MidKnight Madness, which was all good. And during that time we got all the volleyball team's autographs, which is good, because they are all hot. Duh. Think about it... tight tiny spandex shorts... 'nuff said. But yeah dont think that's all I go for, the game itself it actually pretty exciting, the back and forth action and then one of our girls go and slam the ball into the other team's face. Haha and our team is good, they won... uh, a lot of games. Whatever, here is a link to go to http://www.ucfathletics.com/sport_front.asp?sportid=165/
Okay what else... oh yeah, today was SPIRIT SPLASH. If yall dont know what it is, it's the Friday of homecoming week, and it's the one day out of the year when everybody is allowed to jump into the giant reflecting pond at the front of campus. As it was in the years before, it was crazy shit. Tons of people in bathing suits treatin the pond like it's a pool or somethin, loud music blarin from the giagantic speakers set up, and all the school teams and cheerleaders and band around. Everybody cool goes to it, so naturally you could find me there. They was throwin out free stuff, like Spirit Splash shirts, but I didnt get nothin... oh well. At least I got a MidKnight Madness shirt last week. Oh and the Marley Brothers was there. I didnt stay for that though, I had enough by that time. Haha but it was still tight, wit all the people wile'in out. You know this Spirit Splash thing is voted like, the top homecoming event out of all the Florida colleges, just to try to put into perspective how big it was bumpin.
Well, hopefully tomorrow somehow I will get over to the homecoming game. Our football team is suckin this year, but you go for the fun and entertainment anyways, winning is only a nice extra. At least this year it is, since their season is in the dumpster, they pretty much only playin to perhaps mess up other teams chances of doin somethin, and I suppose preparin for next year. By the way, if you read this before tomorrow, and you divin to the Citrus Bowl, holla at me. ;)
Aight as for tonight, I think Imma chill at somebody's place. My roommates are the most boringest muhfuckas in the entire world. And I do not care if boringest isnt a word, it should be invented to describe these dumbfucks. All these UCF things I just mentioned, they could have gone to, but they either make an excuse not to go, or they just straight up dont want to go. It's because they dont like people and they like to not have fun. Sometimes, they try to make fun of me for, uh, doing things and being social? Which is the funniest thing ever, it's so fucking retarded I have to laugh. Mane... these people are all right living roommates, because they wont fuck with your shit and they're clean... but as far as being a social roommate, forget about it. I seriously do not see myself livin wit these people in the 2004-2005 year.
Well, lets see, I feel like making a random off the wall diss to somebody, and I dont even know if this will make sense. But there's this kid out there named 45 Cent. Of course he chose this name after 50 Cent, but 45 is cheaper, naturally. There is one main similarity though, between 50 Cent and this 45 Cent person. 50 Cent got shot in the face nine times in Jamaica Queens, due to gang related actions. 45 Cent got shot in the face nine times by Jamaican drag queens, due to gangbanging related actions. Thats a lot of drag queens givin 45 their.... ew, what the fuck. Nevermind, forget all this, I just made myself sick.
I couldn't end on that disgusting note, so I will leave you with this..... a quick rhyme about past work experience...
Once upon a time I used to work at Wal-Mart,
This one day I went and got a shopping cart,
And I put groceries inside, like a giant pineapple,
And bottles and bottles of cranberry snapple.
Then I put them on the shelves with lots of ease,
My job was goin great, it was such a breeze,
But the summer came up and I had to quit,
It was a stupid thing to do, I must admit.
....Rap-A-Lot Records, where do I sign?
The Fins-Jags game was great, I had a great time and the Fins won. It was a great experience, spendin a night on the town in J-ville. We all went to Hooters and some chicks with... hooters... were flirtin with me, haha which was fun. Good times. Marlins still goin strong, as of today they just got to win Game 6 or 7, and they win it all. I'm stickin to my Marlins over Yankees in six games prediction i made as soon as they beat the Red Sox. Oh and as for the Fins, it's not a big deal if they lost 2 at home and it's not even November. I mean this probably hasnt happened since the 60s or something... it's nothing I can remember happening in a billion years. But change is good, because I keep saying, if we want to switch it up, then the Fins will win away in December, something they usually cant do. I wouldn't count the Fins out of anything yet.
All right, now onto a new recent topic of obsession. The Tuesday before last, I was extremely bored and I found out that the UCF volleyball team was playin FSU at the arena that night. So I got Kevin and The Chuggin' Glutton to go with me. This was the first time for all of us to even watch any type of volleyball match in it's entirety, and half the time I had no idea how the points was being scored, or how many points we needed to win. But whatever, even though UCF lost (because the FSU girls are damn wookies) we all had a kick ass time and we decided that we'll go to every game for the rest of the season. So we went to Saturday and Sunday's games, which the girls swept both of the other scrub colleges. Oh yeah and Saturday after the game, me and The Chuggin' Glutton (homo Kevin went home... what else is new) went to MidKnight Madness, which was all good. And during that time we got all the volleyball team's autographs, which is good, because they are all hot. Duh. Think about it... tight tiny spandex shorts... 'nuff said. But yeah dont think that's all I go for, the game itself it actually pretty exciting, the back and forth action and then one of our girls go and slam the ball into the other team's face. Haha and our team is good, they won... uh, a lot of games. Whatever, here is a link to go to http://www.ucfathletics.com/sport_front.asp?sportid=165/
Okay what else... oh yeah, today was SPIRIT SPLASH. If yall dont know what it is, it's the Friday of homecoming week, and it's the one day out of the year when everybody is allowed to jump into the giant reflecting pond at the front of campus. As it was in the years before, it was crazy shit. Tons of people in bathing suits treatin the pond like it's a pool or somethin, loud music blarin from the giagantic speakers set up, and all the school teams and cheerleaders and band around. Everybody cool goes to it, so naturally you could find me there. They was throwin out free stuff, like Spirit Splash shirts, but I didnt get nothin... oh well. At least I got a MidKnight Madness shirt last week. Oh and the Marley Brothers was there. I didnt stay for that though, I had enough by that time. Haha but it was still tight, wit all the people wile'in out. You know this Spirit Splash thing is voted like, the top homecoming event out of all the Florida colleges, just to try to put into perspective how big it was bumpin.
Well, hopefully tomorrow somehow I will get over to the homecoming game. Our football team is suckin this year, but you go for the fun and entertainment anyways, winning is only a nice extra. At least this year it is, since their season is in the dumpster, they pretty much only playin to perhaps mess up other teams chances of doin somethin, and I suppose preparin for next year. By the way, if you read this before tomorrow, and you divin to the Citrus Bowl, holla at me. ;)
Aight as for tonight, I think Imma chill at somebody's place. My roommates are the most boringest muhfuckas in the entire world. And I do not care if boringest isnt a word, it should be invented to describe these dumbfucks. All these UCF things I just mentioned, they could have gone to, but they either make an excuse not to go, or they just straight up dont want to go. It's because they dont like people and they like to not have fun. Sometimes, they try to make fun of me for, uh, doing things and being social? Which is the funniest thing ever, it's so fucking retarded I have to laugh. Mane... these people are all right living roommates, because they wont fuck with your shit and they're clean... but as far as being a social roommate, forget about it. I seriously do not see myself livin wit these people in the 2004-2005 year.
Well, lets see, I feel like making a random off the wall diss to somebody, and I dont even know if this will make sense. But there's this kid out there named 45 Cent. Of course he chose this name after 50 Cent, but 45 is cheaper, naturally. There is one main similarity though, between 50 Cent and this 45 Cent person. 50 Cent got shot in the face nine times in Jamaica Queens, due to gang related actions. 45 Cent got shot in the face nine times by Jamaican drag queens, due to gangbanging related actions. Thats a lot of drag queens givin 45 their.... ew, what the fuck. Nevermind, forget all this, I just made myself sick.
I couldn't end on that disgusting note, so I will leave you with this..... a quick rhyme about past work experience...
Once upon a time I used to work at Wal-Mart,
This one day I went and got a shopping cart,
And I put groceries inside, like a giant pineapple,
And bottles and bottles of cranberry snapple.
Then I put them on the shelves with lots of ease,
My job was goin great, it was such a breeze,
But the summer came up and I had to quit,
It was a stupid thing to do, I must admit.
....Rap-A-Lot Records, where do I sign?