Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I bought porn for masterofthespam(-10 points). Last Thursday infinity_existsand I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Friday I broke yuniebraska's X-Box (-12 points). In March I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (620 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
grim_luck
Airsoft... Crazy Shit... Resident Evil 4...Crazy Shit.
I'll go into details if I feel less lazy.