SYSTEM WARS

Dec 26, 2006 01:49

A long, long time ago, on a hard drive far, far away...

Partition 0100
A NEW BOOT

It is a period of civil war.
Linux distributions attempt to gain the upper hand, finally winning their first victory with the download of a Fedora Core Installation Image.

During the battle, Open Source spies managed to steal information regarding repartitioning of the Empire's Hard Drive.

Pursued by Microsofts sinister glitches, Comrade Kerensky races to burn the Installation Disc and keep the repartitioning program that can save his hardware and restore freedom to the system...

Partition 0101
THE WINDOWS REBOOT

It is a dark time for Linux.
Although Fedora Core was successfully installed, Windows programs have managed to push Linux to the furthest reaches of the Hard Drive.

Evading the dreaded Microsoft Drivefleet, a repartitioning force led by Tito Diskfixer have liberated a few choice sectors on the outer rings.

The evil lord Darth Gates, obsessed with destroying all Linux installations, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of binary code...

Partition 0110
RETURN OF THE CODER

Tito Diskfixer has returned to his home partition in an attempt to disable Windows and rescue his friend Comrade Kerensky from the vile clutches of Microsoft.

Little does Tito know that Darth Gates has regained control of the dual-boot software GRUB and has misled him, convincing Tito to use Windows for gaming purposes.

When fully operational, GRUB could be used to defeat the forces of Linux, spelling certain doom for Drivefixer's liberation force attempting to restore freedom to the system...
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