I'm so mean to David
"So you don't date fat chicks?"
"David Does"
"We should go drive down to mexico"
"it's dangerous though, you might get raped by a cop, then what would you do?"
"actually that would be pretty funny, hey david, remember that one time ten years ago when you got raped by a cop? see hilarious"
"that's not funny, that would be traumatizing"
"hmm, if you got really drunk and pooped on someone's floor would you think of it as traumatizing or as funny?"
I don't know what is happening now but I feel greeeeeeeeeat! Like nothing can stop me now. I've never been so flattered. There is this guy in my Organic lab who always drops stuff in lab, anyways he doesn't like me. I'm probably going to get jumped by that Indian, but he will drop the knife he jumps me with. HA
"he is the smartest guy in the class"
"no he isn't, that's because he always studies"
CEREAL TIME!!!!!!!!
"David Does"
"We should go drive down to mexico"
"it's dangerous though, you might get raped by a cop, then what would you do?"
"actually that would be pretty funny, hey david, remember that one time ten years ago when you got raped by a cop? see hilarious"
"that's not funny, that would be traumatizing"
"hmm, if you got really drunk and pooped on someone's floor would you think of it as traumatizing or as funny?"
I don't know what is happening now but I feel greeeeeeeeeat! Like nothing can stop me now. I've never been so flattered. There is this guy in my Organic lab who always drops stuff in lab, anyways he doesn't like me. I'm probably going to get jumped by that Indian, but he will drop the knife he jumps me with. HA
"he is the smartest guy in the class"
"no he isn't, that's because he always studies"
CEREAL TIME!!!!!!!!