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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, michaelhitler (-5000 points). In July I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In May I punched sabrinasmash in the arm (-10 points). Last Friday I bought porn for peckypoo (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4989 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
grill