May 14, 2004 13:17
Well i just got back from Purdue and the trip was hell thanks to delays and shit i am sure u can feel me. But anyway i got to see the new place fully furnished and it belongs on mtv cribs. U need to see it to believe it. Anyway me and cuz were happy that we were back together in the same state and in order to celebrate we took my bro mat to his first strip club. Now mind you for those who met my bro u know he ain't the type to go out that much and party. This was on wed and the showcase strip club has a byob night so naturally i took some beers with me coronas bitch. Anyway mat was sittin there and i noticed he was chekin out this asian chick so i go up to her and bought him a topless lapdance. I am sure the kid busted two or three nuts while it was going on. After that jasmine came and sat on his lap. Now jasmine is a hot ass black bitch with titties that should be used as a text book example in plastic surgery manual and an ass to match. She was talkin to him and all of a sudden she puts her titties in his face. Now i don't know what she said to him but all of a sudden he leans forward and kisses both her nipples. Now a couple of guys in the back were going crazy when they saw this and the patted him on the shoulder when they were leaving. And for all you strip club virgins out there hear is a little strip club etiquette 101. Never ever tell the stripper you are broke. My bro made that mistake and now i am currently embarced to admit he is my bro. My cuz also had fun but me and him are members of the club so we knew most of the girls. I like i always do got a lapdance for alana my fav and she gave me one extra for free. I always called her an energizer bunny cause she is always bouncin up and down and is always hyper as shit and she like the name. Plus her ass moves like something out a beyounce music video. You could get a headache and bust a nut while lookin at it. Cool thing is now she gave me her number so we could go clubbin together sometime. So when that happens believe this there will be one hell of a live journal post. Peace.