the mouse gets ... a dog?

[griffinthemouse]

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[griffinthemouse]

Beagles are the strangest dogs I've ever seen. I told Alexa I wanted a Golden Retriever, but she insisted on this .. Pocket Beagle.

[bonesandbottles]

Bro, once Mads threw a basket of puppies in the ocean. So, watch out for her.

[ticktocktavi]

That's right. An then I ate their kibble and washed it down with daisy tears. I bet you didn't think flowers could cry, either.

[bonesandbottles]

Gross, you ate the kibble? Freak.

[ticktocktavi]

It was death-flavored. And we both know that I eat death for breakfast.

[griffinthemouse]

I will be buried if I let anything happen to this dog. So he will stay very far away from her.

[ticktocktavi]

Called an effing joke, mate

I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog too!

[griffinthemouse]

Hey, if it were up to me, I would gladly surrender the dog!

[ticktocktavi]

A) Golden Retriever? on the Upper East? You're barking mad (HA).

B) Pocket Beagle? The hell. What'd they do, wash a normal-sized beagle on hot and stick him in the dryer?

[griffinthemouse]

They are cute and loveable. And very loyal. Besides, I hate poodles and chihuahuas and that's all the people in my building have. They even dress them up.

I don't know, kiddo. That's just it's name! Maybe it's just born that way? They are 'miniature' Beagles.

[ticktocktavi]

Sure they are. They're also big, and in the middle of the biggest Storm Trooper Pooper Scooper Zone in the whole effing city. Have fun with that.

As for the poodle dressing and that kiddo comment, all just further proof that Upper Easters are bonkers on the whole.

[griffinthemouse]

1. I'm not getting a golden retriever. Like hell I'm going to deal with two puppies.

2. And secondly, if I had a poodle I would certainly not dress it up, proving that I am not a bonkers Upper Easter. I just happen to like the neighborhood over here.

3. You any good at animal training?

[ticktocktavi]

2. ...most expensive real estate in the world, you like? I call it the Belly of the Beast. But--to each their effing own.

3. Brilliant, actually.

[griffinthemouse]

1. Where'd one go???

2. Well, safest place to raise my daughter, I think. I'd rather not have her running around in the streets of the Bronx or anything like that. Plus the penthouse doesn't hurt to look at!

3. Maybe you could teach this dog it's place. And not eat it, please?

[ticktocktavi]

1. I was tired of talking in circles.

2. Oh, please. You could go to Brooklyn and get a house with a yard.

3. [...] ---why the hell would you think I'd eat it?

[griffinthemouse]

1. Oh, alright.

2. I appreciate nice real estate. Comes with the turf of having a best friend who's a real estate agent.

3. Just putting it out there!