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Mom: Griffin?
Griffin: what.
Mom: Come in here.
Griffin: What?
Mom: you have to do this college board thing. I've been doing it for a really long time and I can't get it.
Griffin: What? how can this be hard?
Dad: It's true, she's been working for a while.
Griffin: Well what's so hard about it? You make a profile.
Mom: No! you already have one, YOU have to put in YOUR password!
Griffin: We've established already that I can't remember it.
Mom: Well then you've got to go on your computer where it is!
Griffin: Yea mom, like that's what I have on my computer, "password to college board account I used once a year ago". What have you been doing, trying to GUESS my password for the last hour!?
(Dad begins to laugh)
Griffin: You just gotta go onto the site and create a new thing for me! Clearly I can't remember it, and you're more responsible for these things anyway, I'd appreciate that.
Mom: No! you do it!
Griffin: I can't right now, I'm doing work!
Dad: What work?
Griffin: AP!
Mom: I don't want to do it! Either you do it or it won't get done!
Griffin: What? I'm doing Ap right now, I have a lot of work! This won't take you that long, and here you are watching "Who wants to be a millionaire".
Mom: Fine! I guess it won't get done then!
Dad: Shut up, both of you!
Griffin: Are you really going to try to use reverse psychology on me? You think I'm falling for that? Fine. Clearly I have work right now, so when I can't get into a better college because of this and have a crappier job and don't have as much oppurtunity, it'll be all my fault-
Mom: Yep!
Griffin:-because YOU were too busy watching MILLIONAIRE to do a simple registration. Ok! Sorry to hear it!
Griffin: You could DO IT BETWEEN COMMERCIAL BREAKS!
Dad: shut up, both of you!
(Griffin walks out.)
Graham: nicely done.
-Edit-
I ended up doing it, and all it involved was pressing "forgot password", and it was emailed. Goddamit...parents should have to take some basic computer applications course or something.
Griffin: what.
Mom: Come in here.
Griffin: What?
Mom: you have to do this college board thing. I've been doing it for a really long time and I can't get it.
Griffin: What? how can this be hard?
Dad: It's true, she's been working for a while.
Griffin: Well what's so hard about it? You make a profile.
Mom: No! you already have one, YOU have to put in YOUR password!
Griffin: We've established already that I can't remember it.
Mom: Well then you've got to go on your computer where it is!
Griffin: Yea mom, like that's what I have on my computer, "password to college board account I used once a year ago". What have you been doing, trying to GUESS my password for the last hour!?
(Dad begins to laugh)
Griffin: You just gotta go onto the site and create a new thing for me! Clearly I can't remember it, and you're more responsible for these things anyway, I'd appreciate that.
Mom: No! you do it!
Griffin: I can't right now, I'm doing work!
Dad: What work?
Griffin: AP!
Mom: I don't want to do it! Either you do it or it won't get done!
Griffin: What? I'm doing Ap right now, I have a lot of work! This won't take you that long, and here you are watching "Who wants to be a millionaire".
Mom: Fine! I guess it won't get done then!
Dad: Shut up, both of you!
Griffin: Are you really going to try to use reverse psychology on me? You think I'm falling for that? Fine. Clearly I have work right now, so when I can't get into a better college because of this and have a crappier job and don't have as much oppurtunity, it'll be all my fault-
Mom: Yep!
Griffin:-because YOU were too busy watching MILLIONAIRE to do a simple registration. Ok! Sorry to hear it!
Griffin: You could DO IT BETWEEN COMMERCIAL BREAKS!
Dad: shut up, both of you!
(Griffin walks out.)
Graham: nicely done.
-Edit-
I ended up doing it, and all it involved was pressing "forgot password", and it was emailed. Goddamit...parents should have to take some basic computer applications course or something.