Man, I don't know what's going on today, but I am ok with it. Must be free ice cream day or something. Cuz you know what? I got up this morning and I dunno what it was, but I really, really wanted a milkshake. Not just any milkshake, of course. And you know what happened? I fucking got one. And it was, of course, the best flavor ever. Stawberry.
I dunno who made it, but it's the best goddamned milkshake I've ever had in my life. This is awesome.
EDIT 11:20 am. DST: GOD DAMMIT
(ooc: Wanna see what happened? Watch the fun
here.)