Ghettoness.
Today was full of ghettoness. Who much, you ask? So much, I don't even USE the word ghetto. =) My Uncle Johnny finally married his Baby Momma Marcy, after they've been together for like 20 years. At the ceremony I did the first two readings and all of my dumbass cousins had these looks on their faces that just screamed, "OH SHIT, THIS VATO CAN READ, ESE." It was priceless. =) At the reception the very first song the DJ played was a salsa song, and my Grandma just happend to be walking across the dance floor, so she started dancing. Everyone was all clapping and cheering her on... it was GREAT. =) All in all, I guess it wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be...
G'NIGHT BITCHES!