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“Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.”
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"Say it's carol singers. With any luck, by next year I will be going out with one of these girls... but for now let me say, without hope or agenda, just because it's christmas (and at christmas you tell the truth), TO ME, YOU ARE PERFECT, and my wasted heart will love you, until you look like this..."
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"Almost finished? What else can there be? Are you gonna dip it in yoghurt? Cover it with Chocolate Buttons?"
BECAUSE LOVE ACTUALLY DESERVES IT!