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wow i really can't believe i just did that
so okay i'm feeling like i want some easter candy and shit so i drive all the way to wal-mart and get to the easter section in their store. i'm looking at their candy and they have these easter bunnies for like $1 each and i'm like OH MAN I GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THOSE. but i'm a retard and didn't grab a cart, so i stand there for five minutes trying to figure out if i'd be able to carry as many as i want to the checkout or if that'd just look weird and creepy.
like i study the candy for literally five minutes standing in the same spot not moving and this lady next to me keeps glancing over to me weirdly like she thinks i'm gonna stuff candy down my shirt or something. BUT ANYWAY i finally decide that i need a cart and so i go back to the front of the store and i get distracted because they have easter candy up at the front too.
so like right before i grab my cart i go to look at that easter candy and i'm there for ten minutes just STARING and contemplating how much i want and whether or not i'd be able to make it to the checkout without dropping anything
and then i remember that oh yeah i came for a cart, so i'm about to go back to get a cart and then i see some more easter bunnies and i'm like oh well
so i stare at those for another five minutes
and then for some FUCKING REASON DO NOT ASK ME WHY
i leave wal-mart, go back to my car, start it, drive all the way home, pull into the garage, and then i remember oh i didn't buy anything.
SO I DROVE TO WAL-MART TO STARE AT CANDY FOR A FUCKING HALF HOUR
AND I DIDN'T EVEN GODDAMN BUY ANy
WHAT THE FUCK WHO DOES THAT
I DON'T HAVE CANDy I'M JUST GONA *sosBspL
ihatemyself
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war on horizon (7:47:34 AM): DFOJSPGSDFH
war on horizon (7:47:36 AM): CHELSEY.
spartans stand (7:47:39 AM): :(
war on horizon (7:48:15 AM): ONLY YOU.
war on horizon (7:48:22 AM): I COULD ONLY EVER BELIEVE THIS COMING FROM YOU
spartans stand (7:49:12 AM): i really wanted some candy
:(
so okay i'm feeling like i want some easter candy and shit so i drive all the way to wal-mart and get to the easter section in their store. i'm looking at their candy and they have these easter bunnies for like $1 each and i'm like OH MAN I GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THOSE. but i'm a retard and didn't grab a cart, so i stand there for five minutes trying to figure out if i'd be able to carry as many as i want to the checkout or if that'd just look weird and creepy.
like i study the candy for literally five minutes standing in the same spot not moving and this lady next to me keeps glancing over to me weirdly like she thinks i'm gonna stuff candy down my shirt or something. BUT ANYWAY i finally decide that i need a cart and so i go back to the front of the store and i get distracted because they have easter candy up at the front too.
so like right before i grab my cart i go to look at that easter candy and i'm there for ten minutes just STARING and contemplating how much i want and whether or not i'd be able to make it to the checkout without dropping anything
and then i remember that oh yeah i came for a cart, so i'm about to go back to get a cart and then i see some more easter bunnies and i'm like oh well
so i stare at those for another five minutes
and then for some FUCKING REASON DO NOT ASK ME WHY
i leave wal-mart, go back to my car, start it, drive all the way home, pull into the garage, and then i remember oh i didn't buy anything.
SO I DROVE TO WAL-MART TO STARE AT CANDY FOR A FUCKING HALF HOUR
AND I DIDN'T EVEN GODDAMN BUY ANy
WHAT THE FUCK WHO DOES THAT
I DON'T HAVE CANDy I'M JUST GONA *sosBspL
ihatemyself
edit:
war on horizon (7:47:34 AM): DFOJSPGSDFH
war on horizon (7:47:36 AM): CHELSEY.
spartans stand (7:47:39 AM): :(
war on horizon (7:48:15 AM): ONLY YOU.
war on horizon (7:48:22 AM): I COULD ONLY EVER BELIEVE THIS COMING FROM YOU
spartans stand (7:49:12 AM): i really wanted some candy
:(