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You're playing the original Zelda game on the Nintendo Entertainment System, and you stumble upon a secret cave. Inside the cave is an old man. The old man has two items, and he offers to give you one for free. The first item is a magic healing potion. The healing potion will fully replenish your life meter, but it will disappear after two uses. The second item is a Heart Container. The Heart Container will permanently add an extra heart onto your life meter, increasing the total amount of damage that you can survive. Which item do you take?
A. The Magic Healing Potion
B. The Heart Container
If you selected A, the item which is easily purchased at other points throughout the game instead of B, the item which can only be obtained from the old man, then YOU FUCKING FAIL. You are stupid and worthless. I will be over shortly to administer mandatory euthanasia.
From an old old old post... Forgotten how funny it was.
A. The Magic Healing Potion
B. The Heart Container
If you selected A, the item which is easily purchased at other points throughout the game instead of B, the item which can only be obtained from the old man, then YOU FUCKING FAIL. You are stupid and worthless. I will be over shortly to administer mandatory euthanasia.
From an old old old post... Forgotten how funny it was.