Only in Canada: "Asked nicely, robber leaves store"
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/nova-scotia/story/2009/01/28/ns-sackville-robbery.html?ref=rss
"The suspect then looked at him and said, 'You know, you're the first one to ask me to leave in such a nice way, and because of that I'm going to leave.'"
"The suspect then looked at him and said, 'You know, you're the first one to ask me to leave in such a nice way, and because of that I'm going to leave.'"