Thus Spoke Onionthustra

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The Onion, the best source of fake news online, is doing this 10-year anniversary thing where they look at the best stories from each year. Anyway, today is a look back at 2001, and I happened upon one of my favorite Onion stories ever. It is both amazingly funny and chillingly prophetic, given it was written in January 2001. Enjoy:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784?issue=4228&special=2001