Lost Girl 4x01
So I watched the Season 4 premiere of "Lost Girl" and jotted down my thoughts as the episode ran . . .
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. KENZI IS DAZZLER. I CAN'T.
Temporary powers? So the question is what deal did Kenzi strike with Massimo to get her powers?
Oh, Hale, you are so into Kenzi, it's painful.
"You, me, and the thongs"? Business thongs.
Kenzi is wearing Bo's kimono.
What the hell. Is Dyson hitting on Kenzi? WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT. WHY. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. KENZI AND DYSON ARE MAKING OUT. THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING ON THE SCREEN. THIS BETTER BE BECAUSE THEY BOTH WANT BO.
WHY AM I WATCHING A HALE/KENZI/DYSON SHOW?
OMG OMG OMG OMG IT'S ANGIE, NO WAIT, BO'S MOMMY, NO NO, I WANT ANGIE.
Oh, okay. This seems like an AU world. Okay. That makes more sense. Apparently everyone's brains were scrambled and we're watching a completely different show.
OMG THEY DIDN'T BOTHER TO CHANGE THE SHOW OPENING TITLES. STILL!!!!!!!!!!
DET. DEANGELIS! NO, IT'S JUST CRAZY LADY. :(
Huh. They remember Taft's lab.
Everyone has forgotten Bo.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA: "I'm not crazy." Oh, Aife, it's okay. You so cray cray.
This is so weird.
LOL, the same trick Bo pulled, of course--ON THE SAME WAITRESS. THIS POOR GIRL. THEY HIRED THE SAME GIRL TO BE SEDUCED IN THE SAME WAY. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Trick and Stella broke up. That was fast.
~UNAMENZ~~~ How many times can we say it in one episode?
Oh, Trick has a card catalog of fae.
KENZI IS CONCERNED ABOUT LAUREN, THIS IS FOR SURE AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. OMG, AHAHAHAHA, OMG, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, KENZI IS DEFENDING LAUREN. I'M LAUGHING SO HARD SO HARD SO HARD. "She's the only human ally I've got." WHAT? WHAT? Since when was there actual for realz solidarity between these two? WHAT WERE THESE WORDS COMING OUT OF KENZI'S MOUTH??? THANK YOU FOR THE EXPOSITION SUMMARY OF LAUREN'S LIFE, KENZ, BUT IT JUST RINGS SO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALSE.
"This is very disturbing."
These "incarnations" are so much calmer. XD Like even Kenzi is toned down now that she's been promoted to protagonist instead of sidekick. XD
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA. I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER BECAUSE OF THE WORDS THAT THEY HAVE PUT INTO KENZI'S MOUTH!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO KEEP PAUSING BECAUSE I NEED A MOMENT TO JUST LAUGH. What, Kenzi is concerned about fae feeding on humans???? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, I see, without the protection and privilege of being Bo's human, she's actually . . . invested in larger social issues???? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
At least she's still Ms. Sticky Fingers.
Oh, Vex is--ASEXUAL HOBO--the new leader of the Dark Fae. OH, WHAT DO THEY CALL MALE LEADERS OF THE DARK FAE ANYWAY????
Marmaduke. XD
Ms. Died in the Toilet? Poor Evony.
HEE, VEX PLEASE OUT DYSON AS BISEXUAL.
Oh, Evony was just imprisoned by Vex. Somewhere. Not sure Evony was actually a brilliant leader though. She made some very headscratching decisions.
"You don't see me crying. In public." Oh, Hale, baby.
"Holla. It's Kenzi. I know we weren't always copacetic but I could use your nerdy hypothesis on some color blocking right now. I just hope you're safe. So. If you get this, just call me back, Lauren." Um. I wish we had met this Lauren and Kenzi. I think I would have really liked them.
Oh, Kenzi, Lauren could make you fae once you find her. Hopefully you'll be actual friends when you see each other again, because I'm not sure what those recovered memories will tell you.
Ksenia Solo is sooooooooooooooooooo purdy. No effort to make her clean up.
ROFL. "We need a killer kiss here."
This is really like watching a completely different show. Like even the pacing--OMG, JENNY SHECTER. HER NAME IS CLEO. AHAHAHAHAAHAHA, SHE'S A NYMPH!!!! JENNY, OH, JENNY.
LOL, HALE, DON'T COUNT!
THIS IS SUCH ODD TELEVISION.
DUDE, WHY DO YOU GOTTA MAKE HALE LOOK BAD, DOUCHEY BEST FRIEND?
But EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, Ksenia Solo dancing! Goddamn. She is looking like sex, it's true. Um, there is an odd threesome happening on my screen. WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST SLEEP TOGETHER, IT WOULD SOLVE SO MANY PROBLEMS! EXCEPT THESE AREN'T THE REAL RELATIONSHIP DYNAMICS.
Jesus, this dance number. Was this where all the planning and thinking went?
LOL, THAT PICTURE OF TAKEI!
I AM LAUGHING AT ALL THE POINTS WHERE I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING!!!
THESE DAZZLER POWERS!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA, BAD CGI, THANK YOU, LOST GIRL!
OMG, VEX. HIS OUTFIT. PAUL AMOS, YOU ARE A TREASURE.
I don't get the point of Jenny's cameo. (Mia Kirshner will never be anything but Jenny to me. Sad but true.)
Who is directing? Is it just me or are these high profile cameos falling flat?
WAIT, VEX JUST REFERRED TO HIMSELF AS THE MORRIGAN? Hee, not that gender titles would matter to Vex. :) He's so fab. God, I can't stop looking at his outfit. He moves better in those heels better than I ever would.
EVANESCENCE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Why is Kenzi at the center of this universe? . . . Though, it was kind of like that anyway before everyone's memory loss, huh?
OMG, THE BAD CGI.
Dammit, Trick, Aife was about to get her eat on. Man, I keep wondering how weird it would be to live so long and age to the point where you and your parents basically are the "same" age since the difference would grow less and less as centuries passed.
Poor Hale, he was just being strung along as his BFF banged the woman he was in love with. (Dyson and Kenzi probably didn't actually bang, but they were heavily flirty and make out-y with one another, which was exponentially more action than poor Hale got this episode. The poor guy felt like the butt monkey this entire episode.)
THIS WAS REALLY SUCH AN ODD 45 MINUTES OF TELEVISION.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Hey, Kenzi, will you feel awkward around Bo and Dyson now?
OH NO, AIFE, THE MEMORY ERASURE WAS KIND TO YOU. Aw, Trick and Aife were about to have a nice reunion? LOL, THIS ACTING. Can we have Det. Deangelis? :)
Black sludge! IS THIS AN X-FILES CROSSOVER? ARE THESE THE ALIENS COMING FOR US?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. LAUREN! "AMBER"! WAIT, SHE WAS WORKING AS A WAITRESS? ALL THAT SCHOOLING DOWN THE DRAIN! SUCH AWFUL WIGS. LAUREN, POOR BB, I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO REPEATEDLY GO THROUGH UNFLATTERING LOOKS!
. . . That was such an odd hour of television. Completely different show for its new season premiere.
. . . Good night.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. KENZI IS DAZZLER. I CAN'T.
Temporary powers? So the question is what deal did Kenzi strike with Massimo to get her powers?
Oh, Hale, you are so into Kenzi, it's painful.
"You, me, and the thongs"? Business thongs.
Kenzi is wearing Bo's kimono.
What the hell. Is Dyson hitting on Kenzi? WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT. WHY. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. KENZI AND DYSON ARE MAKING OUT. THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING ON THE SCREEN. THIS BETTER BE BECAUSE THEY BOTH WANT BO.
WHY AM I WATCHING A HALE/KENZI/DYSON SHOW?
OMG OMG OMG OMG IT'S ANGIE, NO WAIT, BO'S MOMMY, NO NO, I WANT ANGIE.
Oh, okay. This seems like an AU world. Okay. That makes more sense. Apparently everyone's brains were scrambled and we're watching a completely different show.
OMG THEY DIDN'T BOTHER TO CHANGE THE SHOW OPENING TITLES. STILL!!!!!!!!!!
DET. DEANGELIS! NO, IT'S JUST CRAZY LADY. :(
Huh. They remember Taft's lab.
Everyone has forgotten Bo.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA: "I'm not crazy." Oh, Aife, it's okay. You so cray cray.
This is so weird.
LOL, the same trick Bo pulled, of course--ON THE SAME WAITRESS. THIS POOR GIRL. THEY HIRED THE SAME GIRL TO BE SEDUCED IN THE SAME WAY. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Trick and Stella broke up. That was fast.
~UNAMENZ~~~ How many times can we say it in one episode?
Oh, Trick has a card catalog of fae.
KENZI IS CONCERNED ABOUT LAUREN, THIS IS FOR SURE AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. OMG, AHAHAHAHA, OMG, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, KENZI IS DEFENDING LAUREN. I'M LAUGHING SO HARD SO HARD SO HARD. "She's the only human ally I've got." WHAT? WHAT? Since when was there actual for realz solidarity between these two? WHAT WERE THESE WORDS COMING OUT OF KENZI'S MOUTH??? THANK YOU FOR THE EXPOSITION SUMMARY OF LAUREN'S LIFE, KENZ, BUT IT JUST RINGS SO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALSE.
"This is very disturbing."
These "incarnations" are so much calmer. XD Like even Kenzi is toned down now that she's been promoted to protagonist instead of sidekick. XD
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA. I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER BECAUSE OF THE WORDS THAT THEY HAVE PUT INTO KENZI'S MOUTH!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO KEEP PAUSING BECAUSE I NEED A MOMENT TO JUST LAUGH. What, Kenzi is concerned about fae feeding on humans???? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, I see, without the protection and privilege of being Bo's human, she's actually . . . invested in larger social issues???? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
At least she's still Ms. Sticky Fingers.
Oh, Vex is--ASEXUAL HOBO--the new leader of the Dark Fae. OH, WHAT DO THEY CALL MALE LEADERS OF THE DARK FAE ANYWAY????
Marmaduke. XD
Ms. Died in the Toilet? Poor Evony.
HEE, VEX PLEASE OUT DYSON AS BISEXUAL.
Oh, Evony was just imprisoned by Vex. Somewhere. Not sure Evony was actually a brilliant leader though. She made some very headscratching decisions.
"You don't see me crying. In public." Oh, Hale, baby.
"Holla. It's Kenzi. I know we weren't always copacetic but I could use your nerdy hypothesis on some color blocking right now. I just hope you're safe. So. If you get this, just call me back, Lauren." Um. I wish we had met this Lauren and Kenzi. I think I would have really liked them.
Oh, Kenzi, Lauren could make you fae once you find her. Hopefully you'll be actual friends when you see each other again, because I'm not sure what those recovered memories will tell you.
Ksenia Solo is sooooooooooooooooooo purdy. No effort to make her clean up.
ROFL. "We need a killer kiss here."
This is really like watching a completely different show. Like even the pacing--OMG, JENNY SHECTER. HER NAME IS CLEO. AHAHAHAHAAHAHA, SHE'S A NYMPH!!!! JENNY, OH, JENNY.
LOL, HALE, DON'T COUNT!
THIS IS SUCH ODD TELEVISION.
DUDE, WHY DO YOU GOTTA MAKE HALE LOOK BAD, DOUCHEY BEST FRIEND?
But EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, Ksenia Solo dancing! Goddamn. She is looking like sex, it's true. Um, there is an odd threesome happening on my screen. WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST SLEEP TOGETHER, IT WOULD SOLVE SO MANY PROBLEMS! EXCEPT THESE AREN'T THE REAL RELATIONSHIP DYNAMICS.
Jesus, this dance number. Was this where all the planning and thinking went?
LOL, THAT PICTURE OF TAKEI!
I AM LAUGHING AT ALL THE POINTS WHERE I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING!!!
THESE DAZZLER POWERS!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA, BAD CGI, THANK YOU, LOST GIRL!
OMG, VEX. HIS OUTFIT. PAUL AMOS, YOU ARE A TREASURE.
I don't get the point of Jenny's cameo. (Mia Kirshner will never be anything but Jenny to me. Sad but true.)
Who is directing? Is it just me or are these high profile cameos falling flat?
WAIT, VEX JUST REFERRED TO HIMSELF AS THE MORRIGAN? Hee, not that gender titles would matter to Vex. :) He's so fab. God, I can't stop looking at his outfit. He moves better in those heels better than I ever would.
EVANESCENCE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Why is Kenzi at the center of this universe? . . . Though, it was kind of like that anyway before everyone's memory loss, huh?
OMG, THE BAD CGI.
Dammit, Trick, Aife was about to get her eat on. Man, I keep wondering how weird it would be to live so long and age to the point where you and your parents basically are the "same" age since the difference would grow less and less as centuries passed.
Poor Hale, he was just being strung along as his BFF banged the woman he was in love with. (Dyson and Kenzi probably didn't actually bang, but they were heavily flirty and make out-y with one another, which was exponentially more action than poor Hale got this episode. The poor guy felt like the butt monkey this entire episode.)
THIS WAS REALLY SUCH AN ODD 45 MINUTES OF TELEVISION.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Hey, Kenzi, will you feel awkward around Bo and Dyson now?
OH NO, AIFE, THE MEMORY ERASURE WAS KIND TO YOU. Aw, Trick and Aife were about to have a nice reunion? LOL, THIS ACTING. Can we have Det. Deangelis? :)
Black sludge! IS THIS AN X-FILES CROSSOVER? ARE THESE THE ALIENS COMING FOR US?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. LAUREN! "AMBER"! WAIT, SHE WAS WORKING AS A WAITRESS? ALL THAT SCHOOLING DOWN THE DRAIN! SUCH AWFUL WIGS. LAUREN, POOR BB, I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO REPEATEDLY GO THROUGH UNFLATTERING LOOKS!
. . . That was such an odd hour of television. Completely different show for its new season premiere.
. . . Good night.