Dear Emma Muller,
If you don't want to out your
lesbian relationship with your
smokin' hot-for-you girlfriend, then you should probably stop
touching and
making out in
very public places. You might also want to stop with making with all the
eye sex too.
With much love for your fail efforts,
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Dear Jenny Hartmann,
We know you
love your Emma puppy. Please continue to
spring kisses on Emma in
(aforementioned) public places.
An approving voyeur,
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Dear SAT1,
When are you going to put up the other "Lovefool"? And how brilliant was it to take a
song used for frustrated longing (as well as bad driving, lol) and give it a musical significance of fulfillment? Brilliant! XD
Waiting for cuteness,
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Dear flist who may be interested in what the heck is going on in these clips,
Translations can be found at
the Jemma International website.
Your would-be Hand aufs Herz pimp,
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