Nov 08, 2005 22:12
Top 3 Fortunes I've received for "In bed"
3. You are competent, capable, and creative. Prove it.
(First fortune cookie that ever tried to start shit with me)
2. You will soon be involved in a group gathering with spicy conversation.
(I wish this were true)
1. Small acorns become mighty oaks.
(...no comment needed here...)
Feel free to post your own in response, but they have to be ones you've personally received.