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i am interning at the onion!! hopefully we'll have a booth at sunset junction because i am NOT paying FIFTEEN DOLLARS for that. the street fair should still be donations and i really hope they don't do the set up that they did last year because that was totally gay. the line up is also so whatever.
went to the airliner tonight. why are men so creepy? better yet, why am i so easily creeped out by men? i either love them or i don't want anything to do with them.
example #1: "hi i'm so-and-so. so are you ladies in a band playing tonight or something? really, because you're all dressed up like you're in a band or something."
example #2: "hey i'm so-and-so what are your names. do you like older guys? really, no? oh, is it because you don't like skinheads? oh, are we scaring you? we scare your friend, huh? i do stand-up comedy. really, i do. here and there and everywhere."
-I don't believe you.
"here, i'll give you a sample. so i was in this bar, right.. and there were some fat bitches.. lahbblahlbalhlaha fat bitches fat bitches... you're not even listening!"
-BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY!
example #3: "do you mind if i sit next to you girls? my friends are assholes and i want to sit with you girls. what are your names? aw, really someone's sitting there? nah, whatever! my friends are assholes let me sit with you. are you girls assholes?"
-Yes. We're big assholes.
"you're assholes? fine, i'll just have to find some new friends then."
**STOP INTRODUCING YOURSELF TO US RANDOMLY particularly if you are drunk. at least pretend you don't have a lighter or something. it makes for an awkward situation especially if YOU ARE FAT, WEIRD, AND UGLY. ALSO NOT INTERESTING WHATSOEVER. I AM NOT IMPRESSED THAT YOU ARE IN A BAND. I AM NOT IMPRESSED THAT YOU DO DRUGS. I AM NOT IMPRESSED BY YOUR MUSCLES**
the guy who waved at me while we were pulling in the parking lot was kind of cute. but, of course, he disappeared.
went to the airliner tonight. why are men so creepy? better yet, why am i so easily creeped out by men? i either love them or i don't want anything to do with them.
example #1: "hi i'm so-and-so. so are you ladies in a band playing tonight or something? really, because you're all dressed up like you're in a band or something."
example #2: "hey i'm so-and-so what are your names. do you like older guys? really, no? oh, is it because you don't like skinheads? oh, are we scaring you? we scare your friend, huh? i do stand-up comedy. really, i do. here and there and everywhere."
-I don't believe you.
"here, i'll give you a sample. so i was in this bar, right.. and there were some fat bitches.. lahbblahlbalhlaha fat bitches fat bitches... you're not even listening!"
-BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY!
example #3: "do you mind if i sit next to you girls? my friends are assholes and i want to sit with you girls. what are your names? aw, really someone's sitting there? nah, whatever! my friends are assholes let me sit with you. are you girls assholes?"
-Yes. We're big assholes.
"you're assholes? fine, i'll just have to find some new friends then."
**STOP INTRODUCING YOURSELF TO US RANDOMLY particularly if you are drunk. at least pretend you don't have a lighter or something. it makes for an awkward situation especially if YOU ARE FAT, WEIRD, AND UGLY. ALSO NOT INTERESTING WHATSOEVER. I AM NOT IMPRESSED THAT YOU ARE IN A BAND. I AM NOT IMPRESSED THAT YOU DO DRUGS. I AM NOT IMPRESSED BY YOUR MUSCLES**
the guy who waved at me while we were pulling in the parking lot was kind of cute. but, of course, he disappeared.