fuck yes a pony
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I pulled sayswho7's hair (-5 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole meggaef's purse (30 points). Last Tuesday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Monday I gave eliiise a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In November I helped _salacious_ see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (82 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
greystreet44