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Just a quick thing, borrowed from an old friend. I think the instructions were to look back 4 years in your LJ and repost a survey you took, bolding edited answers that have changed. Well I found one, I wouldn't change a thing. I was freaking hilarious back then!
What's your favorite element in the periodic table, and why?: Cs. It sounds cool. :D
What's your favorite molecule?: Azurite right now. 2CuCO3-Cu(OH)2
Staples or paper clips?: Staples
Giles or Wesley?: Giles
Would you rather star in e crappy sci-fi movie or a crappy teen romance?: Ooooh. Teen romance, cuz then at least.... um I dunno why.
Would you rather be a screenwriter or director?: Screenwriter? Maybe?
Explain why pink is evil: Because it's very bright or pastel, and not non-pink
How do dairy products affect our society?: People don't drink whole milk anymore! Why not, you fools?
Why are there no smart single men?: Who cares? Where're the smart single women?
What should be the next thing to be blown up in the war on terror?: Bush. Preferably after I kick him in the air. Then run away from the impending blast.
What is the collective IQ of the United Nations?: 1.87
If you answered over 100 to question 11, why are you so dumb?: Ha! I win!
Who's a better hugger? Skinny/works out/perky or someone more solid/meatier: A little more power behind the hug.
If you answered skinny to question 13, why are you so shallow?: DANCE LIKE A CHICKEN! :D
What's the best arguement for forced sterilization?: People who use abortion for birth control or continuously give children up for adoption or keep them just to collect welfare.
Who would you rather sleep with, Einstein or Freud?: ....Einstein's got that big hair, but Freud'll be all like "OH BABY! That bedpost is so PHALLIC! Did you ever want to kill your mother?" in the middle of cuddling. So... ?
When you rule the world, will things be better, and why?: Because life would be awexome
What sappy TV show do you secretly love?: Full House
What should we do with those who talk nonstop and think theyre the shiznit: Shoot 'em in the elbow! With a BB Gun! So that there's a hole where their funny bone should be, but it's still attached by a flap of skin. Dumbass.
Will the author of this quiz ever: Enter gradschool? get a career? a man?: Probably... no
Do men in rice rockets have something to hide/make up for?: Um... yes?
How about girls in big trucks?: They're just dykes, so I'm down with that.
Carrot or Sam Vimes?: I... dunno
Fried Rice or Chow Mein?: Po' Fri' Rice?
What pyschotropic drug would you most like to be on?: SUGAR! BLUE PIXYSTIX SUGAR!!! ....oops, too late
Why do people open virus attachments?: Cuz they're dumb. Shit, don't open this link.
What's sexier, people who play chess or those in glasses? Both?: Glasses. Yeaaah
I predict Converse will go out of style on: xx/xx/xxxx: 09/34/2940
If the author woke up in a book, what would it be? If you did?: Catch-22. Some dumb science book
Why do hot indie rock guys date trendy bippy blonde hoes? Can you fix this?: Cuz the trendies likes to get laid, and the indies gots an image to uphold. Well, I could have sex with the girls instead... if they weren't straight...
What's your favorite element in the periodic table, and why?: Cs. It sounds cool. :D
What's your favorite molecule?: Azurite right now. 2CuCO3-Cu(OH)2
Staples or paper clips?: Staples
Giles or Wesley?: Giles
Would you rather star in e crappy sci-fi movie or a crappy teen romance?: Ooooh. Teen romance, cuz then at least.... um I dunno why.
Would you rather be a screenwriter or director?: Screenwriter? Maybe?
Explain why pink is evil: Because it's very bright or pastel, and not non-pink
How do dairy products affect our society?: People don't drink whole milk anymore! Why not, you fools?
Why are there no smart single men?: Who cares? Where're the smart single women?
What should be the next thing to be blown up in the war on terror?: Bush. Preferably after I kick him in the air. Then run away from the impending blast.
What is the collective IQ of the United Nations?: 1.87
If you answered over 100 to question 11, why are you so dumb?: Ha! I win!
Who's a better hugger? Skinny/works out/perky or someone more solid/meatier: A little more power behind the hug.
If you answered skinny to question 13, why are you so shallow?: DANCE LIKE A CHICKEN! :D
What's the best arguement for forced sterilization?: People who use abortion for birth control or continuously give children up for adoption or keep them just to collect welfare.
Who would you rather sleep with, Einstein or Freud?: ....Einstein's got that big hair, but Freud'll be all like "OH BABY! That bedpost is so PHALLIC! Did you ever want to kill your mother?" in the middle of cuddling. So... ?
When you rule the world, will things be better, and why?: Because life would be awexome
What sappy TV show do you secretly love?: Full House
What should we do with those who talk nonstop and think theyre the shiznit: Shoot 'em in the elbow! With a BB Gun! So that there's a hole where their funny bone should be, but it's still attached by a flap of skin. Dumbass.
Will the author of this quiz ever: Enter gradschool? get a career? a man?: Probably... no
Do men in rice rockets have something to hide/make up for?: Um... yes?
How about girls in big trucks?: They're just dykes, so I'm down with that.
Carrot or Sam Vimes?: I... dunno
Fried Rice or Chow Mein?: Po' Fri' Rice?
What pyschotropic drug would you most like to be on?: SUGAR! BLUE PIXYSTIX SUGAR!!! ....oops, too late
Why do people open virus attachments?: Cuz they're dumb. Shit, don't open this link.
What's sexier, people who play chess or those in glasses? Both?: Glasses. Yeaaah
I predict Converse will go out of style on: xx/xx/xxxx: 09/34/2940
If the author woke up in a book, what would it be? If you did?: Catch-22. Some dumb science book
Why do hot indie rock guys date trendy bippy blonde hoes? Can you fix this?: Cuz the trendies likes to get laid, and the indies gots an image to uphold. Well, I could have sex with the girls instead... if they weren't straight...