Sorry, MOAR Nanowrimo...
Letters to/from the author:
Because I have a serious case of writer's block...
To our humble author,
I would like to request that you do not use me as an outlet of your frustrations. I know you're also short, and you like big swords, and I find it a huge honor that you decided to make me a knight in your story. But when Michel called me frustrated, I would not lie and say that it did hurt me deeply. Why can't you turn your frustrations onto a male character like what you usually do? Or is that Michel?
I am sorry if I seem rude in this letter. Please excuse me. His Highness wants to write something too.
Respectfully,
Raiza Steive, captain of the Royal Princess Guard
Dear greyrook,
I've always asked this, but Raiza wouldn't give me a straight answer. WHY AM I A PRINCESS? I'm a man, aren't I? Is this some kind of sick joke? Will I grow boobs by the end of the story? Do you know how uncomfortable it is to be in those frilly dresses?
You're having fun toying around with us, aren't you? You sadist.
Love,
Michel
Dear greyrook,
Raiza doesn't know that I'm writing too. Haha!
Anyway, as your deus ex machina character, would you like me to kill your inner editor?
Love,
Altena
P.S. Did you get my name from a tree? Or was it video game related?
Dear Raiza and Michel,
FIGHT MORE. It does wonders to my word count.
Raiza, love, quit being such a prude and have more fun. Stop airing out my frustrations to the world and get a hobby.
Michel, the answer to all your questions is yes. Now quit whining.
As revenge for these letters, you guys are now slated to be love interests. The tension adds to the word count. BUT NO. It will never work out in the end. Because it working out would probably make you fight less which lessens my word count! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Now if you excuse me, this frustrated author has to write more.
Love,
greyrook
Dear Altena,
It's true, I got your name by browsing through my mother's books on plant scientific names. It was just a coincidence that it ended up similar to the name of the ice country in Seiken Densetsu 3. At least you weren't named after rice like a certain prudish knight. Feel free to assassinate my inner editor with your deus-ex-machina-ess.
Love,
greyrook
Because I have a serious case of writer's block...
To our humble author,
I would like to request that you do not use me as an outlet of your frustrations. I know you're also short, and you like big swords, and I find it a huge honor that you decided to make me a knight in your story. But when Michel called me frustrated, I would not lie and say that it did hurt me deeply. Why can't you turn your frustrations onto a male character like what you usually do? Or is that Michel?
I am sorry if I seem rude in this letter. Please excuse me. His Highness wants to write something too.
Respectfully,
Raiza Steive, captain of the Royal Princess Guard
Dear greyrook,
I've always asked this, but Raiza wouldn't give me a straight answer. WHY AM I A PRINCESS? I'm a man, aren't I? Is this some kind of sick joke? Will I grow boobs by the end of the story? Do you know how uncomfortable it is to be in those frilly dresses?
You're having fun toying around with us, aren't you? You sadist.
Love,
Michel
Dear greyrook,
Raiza doesn't know that I'm writing too. Haha!
Anyway, as your deus ex machina character, would you like me to kill your inner editor?
Love,
Altena
P.S. Did you get my name from a tree? Or was it video game related?
Dear Raiza and Michel,
FIGHT MORE. It does wonders to my word count.
Raiza, love, quit being such a prude and have more fun. Stop airing out my frustrations to the world and get a hobby.
Michel, the answer to all your questions is yes. Now quit whining.
As revenge for these letters, you guys are now slated to be love interests. The tension adds to the word count. BUT NO. It will never work out in the end. Because it working out would probably make you fight less which lessens my word count! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Now if you excuse me, this frustrated author has to write more.
Love,
greyrook
Dear Altena,
It's true, I got your name by browsing through my mother's books on plant scientific names. It was just a coincidence that it ended up similar to the name of the ice country in Seiken Densetsu 3. At least you weren't named after rice like a certain prudish knight. Feel free to assassinate my inner editor with your deus-ex-machina-ess.
Love,
greyrook