GI:Joe
So bad its good movie. Over the limit level of alcohol may also have helped.
Sums up pretty much the reason why over 40% of Americans believe the rapture is coming. Science is just magic, with nanomites (srsly) needing a particle accelerator and frikkin lasers to activate it so it can then dissolve cities.
But wait, in case you think im being my usual intellectual snob and showing off that i know the basic elements of nanotechnology and particle acceleration. Even the average retard with their litre-o-cola should be able to look down and realise that ice doesnt sink in water.
I havent laughed so hard in quite a while.
Nearly cried last week when I watched Public Enemies. How does a crime drama by Michael Mann, starring Johnny Depp who is required to be charismatic and roguish, and Christian Bale who is required to be stern and determined, manage to fail so badly?
Seriously, I felt like I was in Bizzaro world watching that film.
Sums up pretty much the reason why over 40% of Americans believe the rapture is coming. Science is just magic, with nanomites (srsly) needing a particle accelerator and frikkin lasers to activate it so it can then dissolve cities.
But wait, in case you think im being my usual intellectual snob and showing off that i know the basic elements of nanotechnology and particle acceleration. Even the average retard with their litre-o-cola should be able to look down and realise that ice doesnt sink in water.
I havent laughed so hard in quite a while.
Nearly cried last week when I watched Public Enemies. How does a crime drama by Michael Mann, starring Johnny Depp who is required to be charismatic and roguish, and Christian Bale who is required to be stern and determined, manage to fail so badly?
Seriously, I felt like I was in Bizzaro world watching that film.