The Walsh Family (Pictures + Tour)
After switching through dozens of fonts for my teaser, 'Walsh' doesn't look like a word anymore. It looks like a fish. A cute blue-eyed, redheaded fish, of course.
Fishy...
Evan Walsh is the cutest kid imaginable. He's a little effeminate, but that's okay. His dad's bisexual and his sister's boyfriend has pink briefs.
I mean, really. Jason cuffs his pants.
He only has eyes for Faye, though.
Jason: "Technically, yes. I should have wrinkles."
Damn cat! Meet Pepper, the Walsh family's camera-shy kitty.
Amy hasn't called Trais yet, so everything's pretty idyllic right now.
Valerie's good grades and everything!
She won §200 at school for drumming, and I'm tempted to make a Scott Pilgrim joke. He punched the eyebrows off her face! ...Valerie is clearly not amused.
Much better. :)
Pepper. <3
For whatever reason, this family has a hard time keeping plants alive!
When Amy's finished in the garden, she goes inside to take a bath.
What's with the band posters above the bathtubs in this house?
Evan Walsh, qtpi extraordinaire.
Amy: "Something's missing."
Valerie's eyebrows? Your virginity?
Amy: "There's no shadow behind this poster."
Or her parent's clothes. :X
The family that... no. Just no.
She invites him over practically every night despite having dumped him and broken his heart.
At least they're happy. XP
That's more than I can say, given Faye's facial expression. Cheer up, ginger! Jason's in his boxers.
The Sims, where you can have three kids and still get laid. With candles and everything.
Valerie: "My eyes are closed so I don't have to see you in your underwear."
He's definitely a part of the family now. -___-
Why hello, gorgeous child.
Male bonding time in the Walsh family is done over video games, in their underwear. If this was The Sims 3, Trais would have the "inappropriate" trait. :|
Pepper almost starved because I'm a dumbs and forgot the kitty dish. :X
...Who am I kidding, it's the Levine/Walsh family. The sexy never ends.
House tiem. <3
The entry hall! Lots of cluttery shoes, art, and vases. Faye likes those kind of things.
Oh yeah, and hella windows are gonna have snow on the sill. I don't even know, they're probably backwards or something, and my graphics are just fucked up. Fast, but fucked up.
Everything but the kitchen sink. They literally have no money and can't afford one.
Club Crimsyn yay. <3
I wasn't kidding when I said the family's broke. Jason's a teacher and Faye is a "novelist".
They have nice art, though.
Master bedroom and bathroom.
Amy's room is my favorite. It's green, with dark wood, what more can you ask for?
I totally forgot the other curtain.
Amy's bathroom. Or, second upstairs bathroom relatively useless to anyone besides Amy.
And Siouxsie Sioux. Because she's hot as fuck and Ian loves her.
Here's the garden, where the greenhouse and Rowan's grave sit. Rowan is Amy and Travis' kid. :(
Amy: "What is this shit?"
Maybe you should spend more time studying and less time sexing your ex-boyfriend.
Amy: "It sounds so bad said like that."
Fishy...
Evan Walsh is the cutest kid imaginable. He's a little effeminate, but that's okay. His dad's bisexual and his sister's boyfriend has pink briefs.
I mean, really. Jason cuffs his pants.
He only has eyes for Faye, though.
Jason: "Technically, yes. I should have wrinkles."
Damn cat! Meet Pepper, the Walsh family's camera-shy kitty.
Amy hasn't called Trais yet, so everything's pretty idyllic right now.
Valerie's good grades and everything!
She won §200 at school for drumming, and I'm tempted to make a Scott Pilgrim joke. He punched the eyebrows off her face! ...Valerie is clearly not amused.
Much better. :)
Pepper. <3
For whatever reason, this family has a hard time keeping plants alive!
When Amy's finished in the garden, she goes inside to take a bath.
What's with the band posters above the bathtubs in this house?
Evan Walsh, qtpi extraordinaire.
Amy: "Something's missing."
Valerie's eyebrows? Your virginity?
Amy: "There's no shadow behind this poster."
Or her parent's clothes. :X
The family that... no. Just no.
She invites him over practically every night despite having dumped him and broken his heart.
At least they're happy. XP
That's more than I can say, given Faye's facial expression. Cheer up, ginger! Jason's in his boxers.
The Sims, where you can have three kids and still get laid. With candles and everything.
Valerie: "My eyes are closed so I don't have to see you in your underwear."
He's definitely a part of the family now. -___-
Why hello, gorgeous child.
Male bonding time in the Walsh family is done over video games, in their underwear. If this was The Sims 3, Trais would have the "inappropriate" trait. :|
Pepper almost starved because I'm a dumbs and forgot the kitty dish. :X
...Who am I kidding, it's the Levine/Walsh family. The sexy never ends.
House tiem. <3
The entry hall! Lots of cluttery shoes, art, and vases. Faye likes those kind of things.
Oh yeah, and hella windows are gonna have snow on the sill. I don't even know, they're probably backwards or something, and my graphics are just fucked up. Fast, but fucked up.
Everything but the kitchen sink. They literally have no money and can't afford one.
Club Crimsyn yay. <3
I wasn't kidding when I said the family's broke. Jason's a teacher and Faye is a "novelist".
They have nice art, though.
Master bedroom and bathroom.
Amy's room is my favorite. It's green, with dark wood, what more can you ask for?
I totally forgot the other curtain.
Amy's bathroom. Or, second upstairs bathroom relatively useless to anyone besides Amy.
And Siouxsie Sioux. Because she's hot as fuck and Ian loves her.
Here's the garden, where the greenhouse and Rowan's grave sit. Rowan is Amy and Travis' kid. :(
Amy: "What is this shit?"
Maybe you should spend more time studying and less time sexing your ex-boyfriend.
Amy: "It sounds so bad said like that."