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Sep 30, 2009 23:19

France, I need to talk to you about a subject.

Also, Toboe, we are going on a hunt.

france question hunt

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come2niichan September 30 2009, 22:28:53 UTC
Oh? And what is it you need to talk to me about, mon chéri?

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[[Private]] greyloner October 1 2009, 08:00:52 UTC
You... know a lot about strange human behaviors... right?

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Re: [[Private]] come2niichan October 1 2009, 08:38:03 UTC
Bon... yes, I suppose you call them strange behaviors.

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Re: [[Private]] greyloner October 1 2009, 17:46:50 UTC
“A condom is a barrier device most commonly used during sexual intercourse to reduce the likelihood of pregnancy and spreading sexually transmitted diseases. It is put on a man's erect penis and physically blocks ejaculated semen from entering the body of a sexual partner.”

It's a mistake... right?

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Re: [[Private]] come2niichan October 1 2009, 18:01:09 UTC
Non, that is pretty much how it works. Why?

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Re: [[Private]] greyloner October 1 2009, 18:34:39 UTC
Wait... so they put that in...

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Re: [[Private]] come2niichan October 1 2009, 18:55:22 UTC
Put what in? The condom?

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Re: [[Private]] greyloner October 1 2009, 18:56:54 UTC
They can't possibly put that plastic thing on the... it's against nature... Even for a human...

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Re: [[Private]] come2niichan October 1 2009, 19:01:37 UTC
Bon, and what do you suppose we do? Let the diseases spread at will? The whole human race would be gone by now!

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Re: [[Private]] greyloner October 1 2009, 19:05:26 UTC
... Oh, that thing protects them... So that's why...

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If you, hypothetically, had to explain what a condom is to a flower, how would you do it?

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Re: [[Private]] come2niichan October 1 2009, 19:09:29 UTC
...why... would you want to explain that to a flower?

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Re: [[Private]] greyloner October 1 2009, 19:10:44 UTC
Because I have to.

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Re: [[Private]] come2niichan October 1 2009, 19:14:39 UTC
Oh.

...oooh.

Bon, the concept is quite easy to understand. It is a thin barrier made of latex, and you could say it's a bit similar to a balloon, except it's less thick and it has the shape of an erect penis. You simply apply it on the partner who will do the penetration and that is all.

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Re: [[Private]] greyloner October 1 2009, 20:10:17 UTC
I am not sure if she even knows about human anatomy.

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Re: [[Private]] come2niichan October 1 2009, 20:22:19 UTC
Hmm...

Then just say it's something used to prevent the spread of diseases during sexual relations, perhaps?

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Re: [[Private]] greyloner October 1 2009, 20:31:25 UTC
Good enough.

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