Hey work, why we gotta be like this? I mean, I say I'm going to do one thing, like, I don't know, post something, and then you go, "but wait, you have quadbajillion videos that need to be produced by next week. Oh, by the way, all of the AV in the building is on the fritz. You're gonna need to stay late. Yeahhhh..." /officespace
So. I still really want to make a nice, long (well, at this rate, longer than a sentence and a picture) post on my thugs thoughts GODDAMNIT IPAD on the Five-0 remake, it's relationship to the original, and y'know, squee. The usual. However, I only have time for a brief instareact post for episode two, because its past midnight and I need to sleep.
Damn you sleep! Every night you taunt me!
Yeeeee! EXPLOSIONS! ANF FACE TIME THAT DOESNT WORK PROPERLY BECAUSE YOU NEED TO RUN IT OFF OF WIFI YOU HANDWAVEY VIDEO PRODUCERS AND--OOH HAWAII SO PRETTY! IS THAT JIN IN A WET T-SHIRT? OH WAIT, I'M STUCK ON PAUSE ON THE PREVIEW. I SEEM TO BE THE ONLY PERSON ON LJ WATCHING THIS SHOW, BUT THATS OKAY BECAUSE OUR LOVE DOES NOT NEED TO BE VALIDATED BY OTHER PEOPLES APPROVAL. WE WILL WALK INTO ONE OF YOUR BEAUTIFULLY SHOT, OVERLY COLOR CORRECTED SUNSETS, BECAUSE THAT IS HOW CHEESY WE ARE. LET US RESUME WITHOUT THE CAPS BECAUSE MY PINKY IS TIRED OF HOLDING THE SHIFT KEY! ALSO, MY EYES HURT FROM READING THIS.
Anyway.
Yay, pretty scenery, pretty cast! I claim them all as my crushes, including Kono, because she is made of awesome! And she kicks ass! Serious, kick ass! She only loses fights because the bad guys play dirty! Danno and McGarrett snark is still wub. Yes, wub iPad, not web. I know what I'm typing, stop correcting me. Except when I'm wrong you can still do that. Steve continues to play up to my stereotype of John Sheppard and Riggs from Lethal Weapon illegitimate, impossible yet unstable and happily snarky love child. Except you haven't tried to throw yourself on any grenades yet. You need to fix that. Fandom stereotypes must win out in the end. Also, cousin love and hero worship is, well, also wub. And possibly the cutesy thing ever. Yes, possibly cuter than the Snark Twins squabbling, and that's saying something. If this suddenly became the Kono and Chin Ho Show, I'd be a-okay with that. And the team. Ohhh, team! With your swashbuckling swinging to the rescue, damsels perfectly capable of getting themselves out of distress (although backup from the team is always appreciated), and the very ending scene, giving Kono the ceremony she missed because it was important to her.
Oh yes. And there were explosions. Our love affair is still intact, Show. Until next week (or possibly a break in my schedule where I can type more than incoherent nonsense.)
PS -- Sorry to all of you who suffered through my caps lock fit of love. I'll try to restrain myself next time.