Yeah, it's that or something close to it. I think this is the plaint of a frustrated young suitor who has been wooing a flirtatious young debutante. He is proposing that they become more intimate, I believe. He seems to present his possession of many fine goods by reputable retailers as evidence of his suitability, and he further professes judgment so discerning that he can determine the jewelry in his fashionable dental apparatus to be true diamonds rather than paste, using only his sense of taste rather than traditional jewelry appraisal tools.
The debutante, however, has not acquiesced. He accuses her, rather forthrightly, of acting in a deceptive fashion by dallying with him (and his possessions) at the ball if she does not welcome his suit. He is generous, however, and rather than spurning her, he again offers his companionship in adventurous, if crudely expressed, intimate activities.
So clearly I was giving them too much credit for coherence. I admit defeat; I cannot watch that thing a third time, so I turned to Dr. Google to find the lyrics. It's like a computer-generated modern rap song: input list of tropes and vocabulary list, get this out.
The blonde chick smiling into the camera all normal-like while the guy "mimes" "choking" her -- I don't know whether that creeps me out or whether I like that she can't even be assed to play along ....
What??
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The debutante, however, has not acquiesced. He accuses her, rather forthrightly, of acting in a deceptive fashion by dallying with him (and his possessions) at the ball if she does not welcome his suit. He is generous, however, and rather than spurning her, he again offers his companionship in adventurous, if crudely expressed, intimate activities.
And there's a pig.
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So clearly I was giving them too much credit for coherence. I admit defeat; I cannot watch that thing a third time, so I turned to Dr. Google to find the lyrics. It's like a computer-generated modern rap song: input list of tropes and vocabulary list, get this out.
The blonde chick smiling into the camera all normal-like while the guy "mimes" "choking" her -- I don't know whether that creeps me out or whether I like that she can't even be assed to play along ....
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Their poetry is so beautiful, I find myself at a loss for words and brings a tear to my eye. A lot of tears actually.
A whole river of them.
I don't know whether that creeps me out or whether I like that she can't even be assed to play along ....
I tried to watch it a second time, but that was the breaking point again. She didn't seem especially bothered by it, but... but...
I'm starting to suspect the entire point of that video is to break people's brains. But there's every possibility of me giving them Too Much CreditTM.
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