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First of all, I'm drunk as shit.
Seriously, It's annoying as hell. Let me tally for you.
I've had: Six beers.
Four Shots of tequila (two at a time)
and a Long Island Ice Tea (which is about six shots in a glass)
And I'm only drunk as shit. There's at least three more stages til 'Comatose'. I haven't even hit 'trying to feel up your mate's girlfriend' yet.
Honestly, it's depressing how much it takes for me to have fun...
HOWEVER...
Being that last time I got rather drunk and made a considerable ass of myself, tonight I was on pure 'I'm funnier than you' form.
In the sense that I chopped the living fuck out of justin's flatmate all night. Which felt nice, because the prick deserved it, and I'm both funnier and smarter than this absolute misogynist wanker. It honestly felt so good to be on form, which hasn't happened in a while, but then again, quick thought requires a clear mind. And I've been fuddled for a while now.
Anyhow, time to go to sleep before I get too talkative.
Seriously, It's annoying as hell. Let me tally for you.
I've had: Six beers.
Four Shots of tequila (two at a time)
and a Long Island Ice Tea (which is about six shots in a glass)
And I'm only drunk as shit. There's at least three more stages til 'Comatose'. I haven't even hit 'trying to feel up your mate's girlfriend' yet.
Honestly, it's depressing how much it takes for me to have fun...
HOWEVER...
Being that last time I got rather drunk and made a considerable ass of myself, tonight I was on pure 'I'm funnier than you' form.
In the sense that I chopped the living fuck out of justin's flatmate all night. Which felt nice, because the prick deserved it, and I'm both funnier and smarter than this absolute misogynist wanker. It honestly felt so good to be on form, which hasn't happened in a while, but then again, quick thought requires a clear mind. And I've been fuddled for a while now.
Anyhow, time to go to sleep before I get too talkative.