Caitlin R. Kiernan, Have you been poisoned? [sic]

[greygirlbeast]

[cue ominous music]

Ignorance is no excuse ... and no protection at all

Comments

[lady_tigerfish]

Because all problems are instantly solved by being perkier. Or whatevertheshit the self-help crowd is peddling this month.

Morbid curiosity demands that I ask: how DID you run across that dreadful website?

[greygirlbeast]

Morbid curiosity demands that I ask: how DID you run across that dreadful website?

Spam.

Insecurity, fear, stress, anger, desperation - all these poisonous emotions, and many more, are like strychnine to your success.

The self-evident falsehood in this statement. I mean, where does this idiot think artists come from?

[greygirlbeast]

Well...he is always a likely suspect.

[stsisyphus]

Jesus? I'm seeing this as a gateway Scientology lure.

Of course, I didn't click the link since I'm at work and don't want to be flagged any more than I am for, you know, coming here.

[greygirlbeast]

Near as I can tell, from following the link, this is a non-religious feel-good scam. But I'll seize any chance too blame Xtianity.

[hayleyhuston]

Say thank-ya Jesus, can you gimme hallelujah.

[greygirlbeast]

I'd rather not.

[griffinwords]

The fact that this seems funny to you is proof that you have been poisoned!

[greygirlbeast]

Obviously.

[ashlyme]

I laughed, too. Pity you can't spam the buggers back.

[greygirlbeast]

Pity.