Um...yeah.

[greygirlbeast]

So...someone on Facebook tagged me with this questionnaire, and I have ten minutes or so before dinner, so I suppose I'll answer it. I will not, however, tag anyone else.

- What is your favorite word?

Clitoris

- What is your least favorite word?

Smegma

- What turns you on?

What doesn't? Besides Sarah Palin, I mean. Oh, hell...think of whatever turns you on the least, and it probably gets me wet. Have fun.

- What turns you off?

A very small toggle switch hidden discretely beneath my hairline, above the nape of my neck, near the Apple logo.

- What sound or noise do you love?

The sea.

- What sound or noise do you hate?

Civil-defense sirens, Christina Aguilera

- What is your favorite curse word?

Definitely "fuck." Stick with the classics.

- What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Brilliant, but reclusive, vulcanologist.

- What profession would you not like to do?

Anything that involves "teamwork."

- If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

This question, by its very nature, makes my sphincter twitch. But, I'll play along. I arrive and "God" says "Just kidding!"