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Howard Hughes Vs. the Slavering Idiots from Planet Duh

Mar 18, 2009 11:08

You know your insomnia has wrought unspeakable ill upon your person, when your girlfriend forbids you to look in mirrors. I got to sleep sometime between 2:30 and 3:00 ayem, then woke at 8:45. After hardly sleeping the night before. And I was a lot more awake at 8:45 than I am right now ( Read more... )

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greygirlbeast March 18 2009, 16:40:31 UTC

Asyde from the ynsultyng, demeanyng, Lowest-Common-Denomynator-panderyng... You know what? I just can't do it.

But it does sort of make everything look Welsh.

txtriffidranch March 18 2009, 16:50:45 UTC

When I was heading home from work yesterday, I realized that the Skiffy Channel's name change made perfect sense. After all, it's a longstanding tradition for companies infamous for toxic products to change their names to something that isn't already a profanity and hope that this is all they need to do. Phillip Morris changed its name to Altria. Blackwater changed its name to Xe. The Chicago Archdiocese changed its name to "NAMBLA". It happens all the time ( ... )

gargirl March 18 2009, 18:14:06 UTC

"The Chicago Archdiocese changed its name to "NAMBLA". It happens all the time."

*dies laughing*
You are hilarious. ^_^

txtriffidranch March 18 2009, 18:17:51 UTC

Well, you know that old South Park episode where Mr. Garrison was furious with his father for never having been molested? I start to wonder how I was the only altar boy in Chicago who escaped unscathed. Am I that ugly?

gargirl March 18 2009, 18:30:43 UTC

That episode was hysterical.

A friend of mine was introduced to his finacee's family's priest and the priest asked him if he'd ever been an altar boy. My friend said it took every ounce of willpower he had NOT to reply: "Are you hitting on me??"

*gigglefit*

txtriffidranch March 18 2009, 20:05:20 UTC

When I was first dating my ex-wife, my future in-laws had issues with me. This was right about the time of the West Memphis Three trials, so they saw I had black hair long enough to sit on and assumed that I was a Satanist. The day before our wedding, they called and asked if they could bring anything to the wedding, and it took every last bit of my self-control not to say "A bushel basket full of black candles and a fresh goat's head."

gargirl March 19 2009, 17:03:11 UTC

lol! That would have been hysterical, and very ill-advised. ^_^

*giggle* omg, can you just picture their reaction?

txtriffidranch March 19 2009, 17:13:21 UTC

Oh, I have an idea. My father's side of the family is very viciously Catholic, and my paternal grandmother has spoken maybe three dozen civil words to my mother in the last 44 years. I was written out of the will in 1985 for two particular incidents, the first being that I celebrated my nineteenth birthday by catching the local premiere of George Romero's Day of the Dead. (My grandmother apparently still has pattern nightmares from watching James Whale's Frankenstein in 1932, so she wasn't amused at my cheering on the zombies in the slightest.) The other was when she started nagging me about when I was going to settle down and get married, and I snapped back "Oh, when I find a nice Jewish girl."

The real irony? She doesn't know yet that I kept my promise.

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