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"He thinks the compass is an eight-day clock."

Dec 20, 2007 12:34

How do I feel about Congressional attempts to phase out incandescent bulbs in favour of supposedly "greener" compact fluorescent bulbs? So far, I think stardustgirl has said it best already:

Fluorescent is not inviting. Fluorescent is Wal-Mart. It's the hospital waiting room at 3 a.m. It's the endless afternoon in school where you're stuck in a concrete box ( Read more... )

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robyn_ma December 20 2007, 17:15:38 UTC

Wait, there's Asia Argento porn?

Why did my staff not notify me of this?

Everyone's fired.

chris_walsh December 20 2007, 17:43:59 UTC

I think Asia Argento automatically makes anything porn. ;-)

robyn_ma December 20 2007, 17:56:22 UTC

YOU ARE SO FIRED.

Well, since I can't get more fired, chris_walsh December 20 2007, 18:02:05 UTC

I just had a weird, possibly horrible thought: You think Asia Argento could pull off a performance as Courtney Love?

*ducks and runs (actually dives)*

Re: Well, since I can't get more fired, greygirlbeast December 20 2007, 20:56:08 UTC

You think Asia Argento could pull off a performance as Courtney Love?

No, because Asia Argento is not a skank.

greygirlbeast December 20 2007, 17:45:46 UTC

Wait, there's Asia Argento porn?

Hell, there's pregnant Asia Argento porn, and even that's sexy (and breeding usually just grosses me out).

robyn_ma December 20 2007, 17:53:01 UTC

Just to be clear: are you talking full-on, visible-genitalia, squelchy-sound porn, or are you talking softcore like Scarlet Diva or, like, nudie photos?

Because I'd heard that she planned to make 'porn for women,' but I didn't know the crazy bitch actually went and did it.

Googling 'Asia Argento porn' is useless. Your entry, in fact, is the third hit.

I just want to know so I don't fire my whole staff over nothing. Especially this close to Xmas.

greygirlbeast December 20 2007, 17:56:03 UTC

or, like, nudie photos?

We, so far, nudie pictures. But they work for me. Hell, a film might kill me.

Because I'd heard that she planned to make 'porn for women,'

Oh. Yes. Please.

robyn_ma December 20 2007, 18:00:16 UTC

Okay, so my staff get to keep their jobs.

You, on the other hand...well, you have good taste in clothes and make the office look nice, so we'll keep you on.

You deserve some punishment, though, so take this visual with you:

ASIA ARGENTO/KATEE SACKHOFF LESBIAN LOVECRAFT PORN IN IMAX

Now pick yourself up off the floor and go about your day...

greygirlbeast December 20 2007, 18:02:41 UTC

ASIA ARGENTO/KATEE SACKHOFF LESBIAN LOVECRAFT PORN IN IMAX

sigh

You are a cruel, cruel lady.

chris_walsh December 20 2007, 18:05:13 UTC

ZOMG WORK THAT INTO THE SCREENPLAY FOR ONION ZOMG.

(Hi. I'm a litle sick, and I get weirder when I get sick. Same as when I get annoyed.)

styggian December 22 2007, 22:57:27 UTC

Better use of 3D and IMAX than that Beowulf movie.

robyn_ma December 22 2007, 23:00:05 UTC

Hold up now, I said IMAX, not IMAX 3D. I didn't want to make the poor woman dissolve.

styggian December 22 2007, 23:19:17 UTC

It would be the happiest dissolution in history me thinks.

greygirlbeast December 23 2007, 02:39:36 UTC

Hold up now, I said IMAX, not IMAX 3D. I didn't want to make the poor woman dissolve.

No worry. having a blind left eye, I acnnot see 3D.

Speaking of firing, chris_walsh December 20 2007, 17:56:37 UTC

I just want to know so I don't fire my whole staff over nothing. Especially this close to Xmas.

Do the Richard Donner thing and rehire them all in January.

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