What I am, and who I might have been.

[greygirlbeast]

And I said to Spooky just now, before she ran off to catch the kettle because it was whistling, "I want to scream. I want to scream very loudly. I want to scream so very loudly that blood flies out of my mouth before I'm done." And she said, "I think in this neighborhood it wouldn't be a good idea

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[hewet_ka_ptah]

Er...let's see. The good news is that a polar bear/grizzly hybrid has been discovered in the wild for the first time. But the bad news is we only know this because some 65-year-old cocksucker from Idaho murdered it. It seems to me that with all the frelling Viagra® and various other dick-enlarging and stiffening and augmenting crap on the market now, old men from Idaho would no longer need to journey to the Canadian Arctic to murder bears with high-powered rifles in order to prove their "manhood" has not yet waned. What I want to know is when does human season begin, and may I please use nothing more than a pointy stick and a dull grapefruit spoon to bring down my quarry?

If this doesn't qualify for metaquotes I don't know what does.

[blakesrealm]

I, too, miss Leo and Patrick (and the rest of the gang) of The Screen Savers. That was such a great show, until G4 bought it out and killed it. Dumb, dumb move. I listen to TWIT weekly now, Leo's podcast of tech info, so at least there's something out there to replace it.

I guess the silver-lining is that the edits are almost done, and after tomorrow evening hits you'll be free of them, for better or worse.

[aoniedesade]

"I want to scream. I want to scream very loudly. I want to scream so very loudly that blood flies out of my mouth before I'm done." And she said, "I think in this neighborhood it wouldn't be a good idea."

Oh dear. One of those days. There seem to be a lot of them going around. Damned days, in my opinion. Where did I put my umbrella? It looks like rain with a high possibility of toads. Or entrails.

What I want to know is when does human season begin, and may I please use nothing more than a pointy stick and a dull grapefruit spoon to bring down my quarry?

I've my rusty butcher's hook and stick at the ready.

[strange_selkie]

Is the polar bear-grizzly hybrid a good thing, do you think, or is it a sad indicator of global warming being right here on the doorstep shaking its umbrella, as usually polar bears mate on the ice sheet and grizzlies don't?

[greygirlbeast]

Is the polar bear-grizzly hybrid a good thing, do you think, or is it a sad indicator of global warming being right here on the doorstep shaking its umbrella, as usually polar bears mate on the ice sheet and grizzlies don't?

Well, in truth, I think it's sort of complicated, and I wasn't in the mood to treat it as such this morning. But yeah. I mean, I marvel at the existence of a creature that's half grizzly and half polar bear. I can even hope that the ability for these two populations to interbreed might be evidence that there's a greater chance for both to adapt to the climatic changes humans are producing. Still, you have a point.

[sfmarty]

That bastard paid $10,000 for the permit to shoot the bear. Now he is going to go get a grizzly. I am =so= angry.