A Hot Fuzz love story as posted on Twitter by Simon Pegg, Edgar Wright and Nick Frost
@edgarwright
That was not just TV gold. That was TV platinum. Has anyone written John & Edward slash fiction yet? Apart from themselves, that is.
@simonpegg
@edgarwright Jeez and you had a pop at me for reading Twilight!
@edgarwright
Me and @simonpegg once wrote some Nicholas Angel and Danny Butterman slash fiction. It was called HOT FUZZ...(applause)
@simonpegg
@edgarwright You've still got it Edgar. I don't care what anyone says.
@edgarwright
You want HOT FUZZ slash fiction? You got HOT FUZZ slash fiction. http://bit.ly/EU8SY Enjoy...
@simonpegg
RT @edgarwright: You want HOT FUZZ slash fiction? You got HOT FUZZ slash fiction. http://bit.ly/EU8SY Enjoy. I don't know how to feel.
@rocketeevee
@simonpegg feel happy that you created characters people feel so strongly about:)
@simonpegg
@rocketeevee Please don't mistake my faint arousal for discomfort.
@simonpegg
All power to the slashers I say. I'm deeply flattered that anyone would take mine and @edgarwight's balls and run with them.
@edgarwright
@megaleena RT @nickjfrost: not sure why you'd post this? << I concur! It's not even *good* slash! - The search in on for better HF slash...
@simonpegg
All power to the slashers I say. I'm deeply flattered that anyone would take mine and @edgarwright's balls and run with them.
@edgarwright
If someone can find slash fiction about Eddie Yorque and Dougall from BBC Scotland, I will get quite hot and bothered...
@edgarwright
@simonpegg I too am deeply flattered by the slashers. I say all power to handstitched homoerotica.
@edgarwright
I have been sent several links to apparently much filthier HOT FUZZ slash fiction. I have not clicked..as yet.
@edgarwright
More HOT FUZZ slash fiction for those who enjoy Angel & Danny's stolen glances... http://joandarck.greekedtex...
@edgarwright
I think I have opened a lusty can of worms...
@simonpegg
@edgarwright "said Danny as he unbuttoned Angel's police issue riot suit"
@nickjfrost
@simonpegg stop It!
@simonpegg
@nickjfrost "said Angel", not meaning a damn word of it.
@edgarwright
@simonpegg @nickjfrost ...Danny gripped his extendable Asp. It could do some serious damage in the right hands.
@simonpegg
Whatever happens it will end with them firing their guns in the air and saying "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh".
@nickjfrost
@simonpegg "That's a lovely big truncheon." said Danny. (sound of slide whistle.) the end.
@simonpegg
@nickjfrost (shushes Nick with a finger to his lips) ... Don't cheapen this.
@edgarwright
All this steamy talk of Danny & Angel is sending me toward the 19,000 followers mark. You filthy bitches.
@nickjfrost
@simonpegg I'm off for a bath. I feel dirty. I might shave my head.
@simonpegg
@nickjfrost Alright but I get to choose what end I sit.
@nickjfrost
@simonpegg "I'd light a jostick I've just 'ad a chud." said danny.
@edgarwright
@simonpegg @nickjfrost ...Danny gripped his extendable Asp. It could do some serious damage in the right hands.
@nickjfrost
@edgarwright 'swing away!" Said Danny. They laughed at the memory of going to see signs together one afternoon.
@edgarwright
@simonpegg @nickjfrost Danny and Angel grinned as they tackled the shoplifter. There was no reason to hold him down so long. Or was there..?
@nickjfrost
@edgarwright "he's got a pipe of pringles down his track suit bottoms Sarge!" grinned Danny.
@edgarwright
@nickjfrost "Danny gazed at the leaves falling outside the station. He smiled. Rugby season would be starting soon..."
@nickjfrost
@edgarwright In the quiet station Danny danced to Sixpence none the richer's 'Kiss me', remembering their weekend in Weston.
@nickjfrost
@edgarwright 'I saw the way Skinner was looking at you.' Sighed Danny. 'Don't be jealous' Angel ruffled danny's hair. 'Don't Dad might see!'
@simonpegg
"What shall we do?" Asked Danny, fully of puppyish enthusiasm. "Your call Constable Butterman", purred Angel. Danny smiled, "Willy fight?"
@edgarwright
@simonpegg @nickjfrost "Danny wanted to tell Angel that from some angles he looked a bit like Paul Walker. He'd tell him one day...One day."
@edgarwright
@nickjfrost Danny smiled "Remember when we beat up those travelers in the downpour, Sergeant Angel? ? Your hair looked good in the rain"
@edgarwright
@nickjfrost "Danny gazed at the leaves falling outside the station. He smiled. Rugby season would be starting soon..."
@edgarwright
I'm enjoying this. Too much...(too much)
@edgarwright
@simonpegg @nickjfrost Angel gently reminded Danny that his 'Team Jacob' t-shirt was not regulation uniform.
@edgarwright
@nickjfrost Danny broke the silence. "Who do you like better, John or Edward?" "I have no strong feeling" said Angel, without looking up.
@edgarwright
And there goes 19,000. I think I've found your level. Naughty.
@edgarwright
One last one..."Have you seen the notebook?" asked Angel, searching furiously in the glove compartment. "Many times" replied Danny fondly.
@edgarwright
@nickjfrost I think a fair few people think we have been quoting existing Hot Fuzz slash fiction, not writing it.
That was not just TV gold. That was TV platinum. Has anyone written John & Edward slash fiction yet? Apart from themselves, that is.
@simonpegg
@edgarwright Jeez and you had a pop at me for reading Twilight!
@edgarwright
Me and @simonpegg once wrote some Nicholas Angel and Danny Butterman slash fiction. It was called HOT FUZZ...(applause)
@simonpegg
@edgarwright You've still got it Edgar. I don't care what anyone says.
@edgarwright
You want HOT FUZZ slash fiction? You got HOT FUZZ slash fiction. http://bit.ly/EU8SY Enjoy...
@simonpegg
RT @edgarwright: You want HOT FUZZ slash fiction? You got HOT FUZZ slash fiction. http://bit.ly/EU8SY Enjoy. I don't know how to feel.
@rocketeevee
@simonpegg feel happy that you created characters people feel so strongly about:)
@simonpegg
@rocketeevee Please don't mistake my faint arousal for discomfort.
@simonpegg
All power to the slashers I say. I'm deeply flattered that anyone would take mine and @edgarwight's balls and run with them.
@edgarwright
@megaleena RT @nickjfrost: not sure why you'd post this? << I concur! It's not even *good* slash! - The search in on for better HF slash...
@simonpegg
All power to the slashers I say. I'm deeply flattered that anyone would take mine and @edgarwright's balls and run with them.
@edgarwright
If someone can find slash fiction about Eddie Yorque and Dougall from BBC Scotland, I will get quite hot and bothered...
@edgarwright
@simonpegg I too am deeply flattered by the slashers. I say all power to handstitched homoerotica.
@edgarwright
I have been sent several links to apparently much filthier HOT FUZZ slash fiction. I have not clicked..as yet.
@edgarwright
More HOT FUZZ slash fiction for those who enjoy Angel & Danny's stolen glances... http://joandarck.greekedtex...
@edgarwright
I think I have opened a lusty can of worms...
@simonpegg
@edgarwright "said Danny as he unbuttoned Angel's police issue riot suit"
@nickjfrost
@simonpegg stop It!
@simonpegg
@nickjfrost "said Angel", not meaning a damn word of it.
@edgarwright
@simonpegg @nickjfrost ...Danny gripped his extendable Asp. It could do some serious damage in the right hands.
@simonpegg
Whatever happens it will end with them firing their guns in the air and saying "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh".
@nickjfrost
@simonpegg "That's a lovely big truncheon." said Danny. (sound of slide whistle.) the end.
@simonpegg
@nickjfrost (shushes Nick with a finger to his lips) ... Don't cheapen this.
@edgarwright
All this steamy talk of Danny & Angel is sending me toward the 19,000 followers mark. You filthy bitches.
@nickjfrost
@simonpegg I'm off for a bath. I feel dirty. I might shave my head.
@simonpegg
@nickjfrost Alright but I get to choose what end I sit.
@nickjfrost
@simonpegg "I'd light a jostick I've just 'ad a chud." said danny.
@edgarwright
@simonpegg @nickjfrost ...Danny gripped his extendable Asp. It could do some serious damage in the right hands.
@nickjfrost
@edgarwright 'swing away!" Said Danny. They laughed at the memory of going to see signs together one afternoon.
@edgarwright
@simonpegg @nickjfrost Danny and Angel grinned as they tackled the shoplifter. There was no reason to hold him down so long. Or was there..?
@nickjfrost
@edgarwright "he's got a pipe of pringles down his track suit bottoms Sarge!" grinned Danny.
@edgarwright
@nickjfrost "Danny gazed at the leaves falling outside the station. He smiled. Rugby season would be starting soon..."
@nickjfrost
@edgarwright In the quiet station Danny danced to Sixpence none the richer's 'Kiss me', remembering their weekend in Weston.
@nickjfrost
@edgarwright 'I saw the way Skinner was looking at you.' Sighed Danny. 'Don't be jealous' Angel ruffled danny's hair. 'Don't Dad might see!'
@simonpegg
"What shall we do?" Asked Danny, fully of puppyish enthusiasm. "Your call Constable Butterman", purred Angel. Danny smiled, "Willy fight?"
@edgarwright
@simonpegg @nickjfrost "Danny wanted to tell Angel that from some angles he looked a bit like Paul Walker. He'd tell him one day...One day."
@edgarwright
@nickjfrost Danny smiled "Remember when we beat up those travelers in the downpour, Sergeant Angel? ? Your hair looked good in the rain"
@edgarwright
@nickjfrost "Danny gazed at the leaves falling outside the station. He smiled. Rugby season would be starting soon..."
@edgarwright
I'm enjoying this. Too much...(too much)
@edgarwright
@simonpegg @nickjfrost Angel gently reminded Danny that his 'Team Jacob' t-shirt was not regulation uniform.
@edgarwright
@nickjfrost Danny broke the silence. "Who do you like better, John or Edward?" "I have no strong feeling" said Angel, without looking up.
@edgarwright
And there goes 19,000. I think I've found your level. Naughty.
@edgarwright
One last one..."Have you seen the notebook?" asked Angel, searching furiously in the glove compartment. "Many times" replied Danny fondly.
@edgarwright
@nickjfrost I think a fair few people think we have been quoting existing Hot Fuzz slash fiction, not writing it.