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really nothing to report, but since people do read this everyday and will tell me to update if it's not done daily, it must be done.
number 1. it is HILARIOUS, and i say that again, HIL-AR-EEEEE-OUS that you were actually wondering if you should take me home on saturday. thank you for the chuckle, but please sir, don't flatter yourself.
hiiiiiiiiiiilarious!
number 2. i am madly in love with julie porter. julie, i love you. you are the funnest co-worker i do believe i have ever had. i greatly enjoy taking LWOP's with you, almost as much as i enjoy our heart to hearts, our discussions of hot guys, our random car drives, and of course the fact that you've got my back when i am petting a cat in the ghetto, IE the deep west side. i enjoy that you share my love of the word RIDICULOUS! pronounced "reee-dic-u-luss!!!!" with lots of enthusiasm.
i also enjoy how we both share the love of "i want to shoot myself in the face", followed by repeating it in a slightly different manner. IE:
"god, i hate this place, i want to shoot myself in the face! shoot myself IN theeeee face!"
i especially love losing a $200 headset, and following it with numerous angry phone calls where vulgur things are shouted, and then hanging up the phone, only to call back 5 minutes later with another sentence. IE:
"YOU FUCKING DRUNK IDIOTS LOST MY HEADSET!"
-hang up-
"JESUS CHRIST I'M NEVER DRIVING YOU FUCKING DRUNKS AROUND EVER AGAIN! FUCK!!!"
-hang up-
"DO YOU REALIZE IT IS ONLY 2 MONTHS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!"
-hang up-
"YOU FUCKING OWE ME $200!!!!!!"
-hang up-
"okay, im sorry...i was a little upset. you don't have to give me the $200"
with that said, i believe it's time i head to bed.
ps- mike, where are those halloween pictures! c'mon now we're all waiting. :)
number 1. it is HILARIOUS, and i say that again, HIL-AR-EEEEE-OUS that you were actually wondering if you should take me home on saturday. thank you for the chuckle, but please sir, don't flatter yourself.
hiiiiiiiiiiilarious!
number 2. i am madly in love with julie porter. julie, i love you. you are the funnest co-worker i do believe i have ever had. i greatly enjoy taking LWOP's with you, almost as much as i enjoy our heart to hearts, our discussions of hot guys, our random car drives, and of course the fact that you've got my back when i am petting a cat in the ghetto, IE the deep west side. i enjoy that you share my love of the word RIDICULOUS! pronounced "reee-dic-u-luss!!!!" with lots of enthusiasm.
i also enjoy how we both share the love of "i want to shoot myself in the face", followed by repeating it in a slightly different manner. IE:
"god, i hate this place, i want to shoot myself in the face! shoot myself IN theeeee face!"
i especially love losing a $200 headset, and following it with numerous angry phone calls where vulgur things are shouted, and then hanging up the phone, only to call back 5 minutes later with another sentence. IE:
"YOU FUCKING DRUNK IDIOTS LOST MY HEADSET!"
-hang up-
"JESUS CHRIST I'M NEVER DRIVING YOU FUCKING DRUNKS AROUND EVER AGAIN! FUCK!!!"
-hang up-
"DO YOU REALIZE IT IS ONLY 2 MONTHS UNTIL CHRISTMAS!!"
-hang up-
"YOU FUCKING OWE ME $200!!!!!!"
-hang up-
"okay, im sorry...i was a little upset. you don't have to give me the $200"
with that said, i believe it's time i head to bed.
ps- mike, where are those halloween pictures! c'mon now we're all waiting. :)