Re: Most Useless Post Ever.grey_seasDecember 7 2006, 15:13:31 UTC
Howard: So - AGH! *screeches and recoils* Mr Fossil what are you doing?! fossil: *stands up from where he's been crouched next to howard's knees with a tape-measure* Nothing! Something! i mean no! yes! AAAAH! vince: mr fossil, are you alright?! fossil: *suddenly calm* yeah, vince, i'm fine. what the hells wrong with you? you got a small cake in your shoe or something? v:no... h:look, mr fossil, this is only my first day, but i've got a few ideas about how the zoo should be run. i mean, i've already been eaten by the python 3 times...that flamingo running the hotdog stand keeps squirting mustard on my trousers...a hedgehog *incessantly* keeps trying to burrow into my hair! it's ridiculous, ou have to do something about it! fossil: listen, moon! you got problems with the zoo? I DON'T CARE! so why do you put on your maiden's nightgown, pick up that bucket of fish guts and do the hula already! Geeze! howard:... vince: right away mr fossil! no worries! fossil: and if i hear one more complain from you today i'll be on you like a fine coleslaw! *fossil walks away muttering to himself* f: oh yeah, that's right baby. Bobbies gonna get you good...
howard: *still mildly pissed and shocked at fossils out burst* is he always like that? vince: yeah, pretty much, not much you can do about it, really. howard: he's insane! he should be locked up! v: howard, relax, yeah? c'mon, lets go back to the hat and have a cup of tea. h: yeah, alright then... *back at the hut* h: *sits down with his tea next to vince and takes a sip* aaaaah, thats the stuff. v: yeah, pretty good, ain't it?
v:....the thing about gary numan, though... h: OH NOT AGAIN!
fossil: *stands up from where he's been crouched next to howard's knees with a tape-measure* Nothing! Something! i mean no! yes! AAAAH!
vince: mr fossil, are you alright?!
fossil: *suddenly calm* yeah, vince, i'm fine. what the hells wrong with you? you got a small cake in your shoe or something?
v:no...
h:look, mr fossil, this is only my first day, but i've got a few ideas about how the zoo should be run. i mean, i've already been eaten by the python 3 times...that flamingo running the hotdog stand keeps squirting mustard on my trousers...a hedgehog *incessantly* keeps trying to burrow into my hair! it's ridiculous, ou have to do something about it!
fossil: listen, moon! you got problems with the zoo? I DON'T CARE! so why do you put on your maiden's nightgown, pick up that bucket of fish guts and do the hula already! Geeze!
howard:...
vince: right away mr fossil! no worries!
fossil: and if i hear one more complain from you today i'll be on you like a fine coleslaw!
*fossil walks away muttering to himself*
f: oh yeah, that's right baby. Bobbies gonna get you good...
howard: *still mildly pissed and shocked at fossils out burst* is he always like that?
vince: yeah, pretty much, not much you can do about it, really.
howard: he's insane! he should be locked up!
v: howard, relax, yeah? c'mon, lets go back to the hat and have a cup of tea.
h: yeah, alright then...
*back at the hut*
h: *sits down with his tea next to vince and takes a sip* aaaaah, thats the stuff.
v: yeah, pretty good, ain't it?
v:....the thing about gary numan, though...
h: OH NOT AGAIN!
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